Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[The Cunting Death]

The Last Tweets of Adam Sessler.

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https://x.com/lumpythecook/status/1783457691362377793

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you pretentious cocksucker.

 

[PhoBingas]

Shot in the dark but maybe you’re thinking of Grant the Asian guy from mythbusters.

I MIGHT be. Vaguely remember hearing Sessler OD'd, but again, could be getting him mixed up with somebody else. Imahara's aneurism sort of came out of left field. Poor guy was so young.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I MIGHT be. Vaguely remember hearing Sessler OD'd, but again, could be getting him mixed up with somebody else. Imahara's aneurism sort of came out of left field. Poor guy was so young.

James Kim from Screen Savers died in 2006 from hypothermia while hiking. Haven't heard about anyone else from the channel dying or ODing, most of the hosts have moved to behind the scenes jobs or left the industry altogether.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

"Muh 25 years of work"
All it amounted to was a bunch of g4 cringe compilations and An English Major Reviews a Video Game

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Good riddance. Now Adam can get offline and give his wife's boyfriend a much needed break.

 

[evilsponge]

This guy's been spiraling since 2016 and his xitter account has finally collapsed in on itself like a dying star

 

[Dead Air]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

>Goysplaining
If he did use this term, that's actually quite funny.

>Oy, stop it with dee goysplaining, gentile. You cannoit even foind Israel on a map.

I swear on all that is holy, people were saying Jews don't have to be zionists and he kept going "Stop goysplaining at me"
My only proof is my browser history remembers it happened.
These are the now dead links.
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1783216953253114303
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1783237944373018670
Going to those links should still show all the replies.

Edit: Someone screencapped the first link. Very telling behavior from him.


A few screencaps I haven't seen in the thread so far are circulating here

 

[Commander X]

Adam Sessler before going to post those rants on Twitter:

 

[Faggitory]

I swear on all that is holy, people were saying Jews don't have to be zionists and he kept going "Stop goysplaining at me"
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These are the now dead links.
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1783216953253114303
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1783237944373018670
Going to those links should still show all the replies.

Edit: Someone screencapped the first link. Very telling behavior from him.
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A few screencaps I haven't seen in the thread so far are circulating here

I really like how this Israel/Hamas thing is breaking peoples minds. Two groups you aren't allowed to criticize are going at each other, so what you get is intense racism, college age people occupying colleges, and washed up retarded coke head...journalists or whatever the fuck Adam does nowdays losing their minds.

Please come back, Adam. I need more of your retarded takes. Get that one bitch from G4's ill fated revival to back you up, faggot!

 

[Caligura]

Um, sessler bros?
Is this normal?
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I didn't even manage to see what he said in real time, only saw these people talking about it.
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Finally got a good excuse to pull this one up.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Mikoyan]

James Kim from Screen Savers died in 2006 from hypothermia while hiking. Haven't heard about anyone else from the channel dying or ODing, most of the hosts have moved to behind the scenes jobs or left the industry altogether.

'While hiking' is perhaps technically true but not the half of it. Dumb shit got lost in the mountains in a car unsuited to the conditions, stuck in the snow. He left to go get help and died for his trouble. His family, who stayed with the car, got rescued.

Which is why your best chance in that situation is always 'stay put', and I suspect it's also why the bay area techies have had a hard on for years to add satellite tracking/comms to phones.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

He will 100% be back. People like him are fucking addicted to the bird app and are completely unable to resist it.

 

[Potion_Time]

He looks like an Amish child molester. What happened to him?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

i love a good meltdown. and when it's a past his prime faggot druggy it just gets better. And zoey quinn little lapdog too. @Null feature ? We could all use a good laugh this weekend

 

[mindlessobserver]

Lol, it took almost a decade, but these faggots are finally breaking. Cope and seethe sessler. When you die alone and still mad like a salty bitch, I hope this is the last thing you see before oblivion.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Fuck those muzzie dirt rats, but in this case it's precisely the kind of hill Sessler deserves to die on.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

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Cute gif and all, but let's get those screencaps archived here. EDIT: They were already here and I missed the post.


I'm gonna edit something else I found on twitter.

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/_cckirby/status/1783307836149125482

As pointed out by this user, the timing of Sessler deleting his twitter account made it seem like dril dunked on him so hard that he fucked off out of shame. Unlikely, but amusing to think about.

 

[The Last Stand]

Adam delivered an incoherent Twitter take - any liberal who protests is a Trump voter/non-voter and they should get beaten up? I don't fully understand.

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https://archive.ph/wip/YXLh7

He's getting destroyed and is doubling down like an idiot.

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Adam's brain is fried on SJW logic. That's a new one.