Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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This is basically his Jewish self preservation instinct and his liberal programming conflicting and causing a short circuit.
The most annoying Jews ever are losing their shit and you love to see it. For the first time in their lives, libtard platitudes plus chosenite nepotism aren’t a panacea. Off the top of my head, Brett Gelman and Amy Schumer have also been having some nice meltdowns lately.
 
Full of unlockable secret tweets and repeatable talking points, we're giving "Adam's Angry April Antics" FIVE stars out of five.
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There are two types of coke heads. 90% are the won't ever shut the fuck up when wired and the 10% that want to focus in silence. After a decade long coke habit what made me hate the drug the most is that I was one of the 10% that wanted motor mouth McRee to shut the fuck up after a line. Holy shit I absolutely hate cocaine now.
 
There are two types of coke heads. 90% are the won't ever shut the fuck up when wired and the 10% that want to focus in silence. After a decade long coke habit what made me hate the drug the most is that I was one of the 10% that wanted motor mouth McRee to shut the fuck up after a line. Holy shit I absolutely hate cocaine now.
It's not okay to share that.
 
'While hiking' is perhaps technically true but not the half of it. Dumb shit got lost in the mountains in a car unsuited to the conditions, stuck in the snow. He left to go get help and died for his trouble. His family, who stayed with the car, got rescued.

Which is why your best chance in that situation is always 'stay put', and I suspect it's also why the bay area techies have had a hard on for years to add satellite tracking/comms to phones.
What actually happened was he (and his wife and their two very young children) had stayed put for too long because no one knew that they weren't where they were supposed to be until like 4 days after they got stuck, and then had no idea where to even look for them. By the time a search had even started, they had burnt through all their gas running the car to keep warm and ate all the meager snacks they had with them, and the wife was breastfeeding both kids to sustain them (I think they had also resorted to burning their own tires). But also by that time, when Kim decided he finally needed to look for help, he would have been better off staying put just because of how weak he and the rest had gotten, and that help was finally eventually coming. Basically, it would have been better to attempt to look for help right away, but barring that, he would have been better off staying committed to waiting.

It was a screwy, messed up situation caused both by the Kim family's naivete and poor planning, and a notoriously shitty road in the Oregon wilderness where the turn-off to stay on the road was narrower than the winding BLM road the Kim's ended up on, and the sign designating which was which was poorly placed. They weren't even supposed to be on that road in the first place, but missed their interstate exit to get to the Oregon coast, because they wanted to stop at a resort in Gold Beach, and rather than go back, used a paper map to find another road - the wilderness road - to take across, somehow missed all the multiple signs saying that it was closed for late fall/winter, and ignored all indications that it wasn't a typical highway, like it eventually becoming unpaved. And then when they ended up on the BLM road (the gate was left open so not to trap local hunters), they just kept going and going as they were getting snowed on, until they ended up snowed in in the literal middle of nowhere.

Sorry for the off-topic sperging, but I used to have an autistic fixation on this situation.
 
Zoomie Zooms and later Millenials may not know this, but there was a time before widespread internet adoption.

In these halcyon days of twenty years ago, video games were released as finished products, game consoles did not have readily available internet connectivity, and gamers got their gaming info from two primary sources. the first is a Aechaeotech called a "Magazine". Magazines were physical objects made from the pulp of dead trees, pressed into sheets and then something called "ink" was applied to it. its like reading a forum or blog, but in your hands instead of on a screen.

The other method was on TeeVee, where geek pundits like sessler were sort of like proto youtubers, but with more production quality and scripts.

Part of the reason Gamergate was such a landmark moment of the culture war was because it peeked behind the curtain at the Wizard of Oz. All the scripts and glossy magazine covers were torn back to reveal the rot behind the facade. The tragedy of Gamergate though was that it failed. The ghouls like sessler maintained their position and became even stronger in the industry.

An industry they themselves loathed with a passion.

And that is why every modern game is now released unfinished with Day 1 DLC to the adoring cheers of puppet Muppets who don't play video games.
 
Since the crackhead's X account is gone for now, what's next for this Conehead? Attending rallies? Getting drunk in a random bar? Pass out in front of a night club due to drugs?

Some people choose to keep their profile low after their stardom has passed but this guy just wants attention for all the wrong reasons. I won't be surprised one day if he ends up dead either from OD or getting murdered by some weirdo.
 
Have you ever seen this faggot explain anything? You very well could be right, but he could also just be utterly fucking retarded and pissed off that his tribe is being questioned at all, and he's trying to post some bullshit to justify his attitude. Or he's reallly fucked up and believes what he said.
Tangentially related but the first time I ever saw the “electrical infetterance” copypasta was an Adam Sessler variant and I was like, “yeah that sounds like him”
 
Since the crackhead's X account is gone for now, what's next for this Conehead? Attending rallies? Getting drunk in a random bar? Pass out in front of a night club due to drugs?
Nah, he will be back. A little meek and restrained for a short amount of time. Some event will happen and he will "just have to say something". The cycle will renew, and the kike will do what kikes always do.

Kinda crazy how twitter as a whole concept is sort of eating peoples lives away, year after year, just arguing over shit they have no control over at all. But like his need for the nose candy, he cannot stop tweeting. Him and Pat (of CHILDING fame) would get along quite well, they are the same person really.
 
Nah, he will be back. A little meek and restrained for a short amount of time. Some event will happen and he will "just have to say something". The cycle will renew, and the kike will do what kikes always do.

Kinda crazy how twitter as a whole concept is sort of eating peoples lives away, year after year, just arguing over shit they have no control over at all. But like his need for the nose candy, he cannot stop tweeting. Him and Pat (of CHILDING fame) would get along quite well, they are the same person really.
Except Pat is fat and doesn't snort Colombian nose candy.
 
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