Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Frosted Snowflakes said:
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Crikey, he couldn't look like more of a psychotic retard if he tried.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Karma's a bitch, Adam Faggler.
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At least he knows they weren't Republicans. They could've raped him to death and still feel sorry for them, as long as they weren't GOP. I want some confirmation of this before I believe it though, sounds like a BS pity ploy. And damn, 1 didn't even notice this was from the 2nd. Only 1500 views still.. Shitting all over everyone sure helped this guy out didn't it.

And.. it says it's a parody account, I bet it's actually him. Either way nobody cares about him.
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mlanguishi said:
At least he knows they weren't Republicans. They could've raped him to death and still feel sorry for them, as long as they weren't GOP. I want some confirmation of this before I believe it though, sounds like a BS pity ploy. And damn, 1 didn't even notice this was from the 2nd. Only 1500 views still.. Shitting all over everyone sure helped this guy out didn't it.

And.. it says it's a parody account, I bet it's actually him. Either way nobody cares about him.
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Is his Instagram a parody account?
 
Feels like someone took his handle after the 30 day period ended (the time where a deleted handle is protected in case the user wants to return), so yeah, this current adamsessler handle is a parody.
Also, looking back he fucked off on april 26.
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The King has returned to Twitter, folks.

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The return was spotted days after a month passed. There you go. No idea about him having an instagram to begin with.
 
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mlanguishi said:
At least he knows they weren't Republicans. They could've raped him to death and still feel sorry for them, as long as they weren't GOP. I want some confirmation of this before I believe it though, sounds like a BS pity ploy. And damn, 1 didn't even notice this was from the 2nd. Only 1500 views still.. Shitting all over everyone sure helped this guy out didn't it.

And.. it says it's a parody account, I bet it's actually him. Either way nobody cares about him.
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The retard deactivated his Xitter a month ago, you can even see the join date being April 2024. The @ becomes available after 30 days.
 
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AltisticRight said:
The retard deactivated his Xitter a month ago, you can even see the join date being April 2024. The @ becomes available after 30 days.
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Beat me to it, I was looking up exactly when he deleted. Knew someone was going to snipe it.
 
Yeah that Twitter is obviously parody account. I watched that recent interview he did (which was suprizingly salient), but he mentioned he still had an Instagram. Can anyone link it? I tried to search but only found unrelated or empty accounts.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Karma's a bitch, Adam Faggler.
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This whole thing is fucking funny!
  1. Isn't this the same dude who wore a shirt that said he punches Nazis and had boxing gloves, but he got his shit pushed in "accosted" by a bunch of "rowdy teens?" Nigga if you can't handle teens, how do you expect us to believe your this badass that punches Nazis? Lying fuck.

  2. They took your wallet but you won't call the fucking cops on them "for their safety." Here's a better reason: maybe call the cops because your money and your ID and all your other shit is probably in it? Yet instead of doing that, he decided to use that opportunity to play at being an internet badass?

  3. "My life flashed befor my eyes today!" Nigga they were TEENS. Dude's acting like he got jumped by LAtin Kings or 90s Crips. They were teenagers. You mean to tell me Adam Sessler: the Ultimate Anti-Nazi badass had a near-death experience after he got rocked by fucking TEENAGERS?
Fucking pussy. This pretty much tells us what we already know. Adam Sessler is a grown man and internet addict who only plays at being an irl badass for clout, just another Patrick Tomlinson who's in way too deep and needs to touch fucking grass before his attitude leads to a booger hook in his future. It really makes you wonder how he'd react if he was every confronted by adults really wanting to kick his ass.

Fucking hilarious! He's everything I imagined an internet tough by to be! GG Adam! :story:
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
This whole thing is fucking funny!
  1. Isn't this the same dude who wore a shirt that said he punches Nazis and had boxing gloves, but he got his shit pushed in "accosted" by a bunch of "rowdy teens?" Nigga if you can't handle teens, how do you expect us to believe your this badass that punches Nazis? Lying fuck.

  2. They took your wallet but you won't call the fucking cops on them "for their safety." Here's a better reason: maybe call the cops because your money and your ID and all your other shit is probably in it? Yet instead of doing that, he decided to use that opportunity to play at being an internet badass?

  3. "My life flashed befor my eyes today!" Nigga they were TEENS. Dude's acting like he got jumped by LAtin Kings or 90s Crips. They were teenagers. You mean to tell me Adam Sessler: the Ultimate Anti-Nazi badass had a near-death experience after he got rocked by fucking TEENAGERS?
Fucking pussy. This pretty much tells us what we already know. Adam Sessler is a grown man and internet addict who only plays at being an irl badass for clout, just another Patrick Tomlinson who's in way too deep and needs to touch fucking grass before his attitude leads to a booger hook in his future. It really makes you wonder how he'd react if he was every confronted by adults really wanting to kick his ass.

Fucking hilarious! He's everything I imagined an internet tough by to be! GG Adam! :story:
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It's a parody account.
 
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