Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Dunno which could be worse.

Adam, an old man, stomping around his home looking for somewhere set up his camera, find a good spot to stand, try to get the right pose to look tuff and maybe taking a good five or six shots until he got the right picture.

Or if its his wife who is playing along with his delusions.

And in the end, all this to try to scare some internet trolls that live in his head rent free.

 

[Racist Parrot]

He's such a pretentious faggot.

 

[Kulee Baba]

He's such a pretentious faggot.

I love it, he's like a knockoff version of Michael Rapaport, who already is a cheap derivative of Bill Maher and all TELL YOU LIKE IT IS jew comedians. They all wanna be George Carlin.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What happened is he closed his account and after X amount of days the name is available to anyone which someone indeed took the name.

God I wish it was 2023 when you could get a blue checkmark by simply paying for X Premium.

 

[natehiggers321]

Karma's a bitch, Adam Faggler.
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Wow almost like your life choices and voting patterns have real life consequences!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

So this is how Adam Sessler celebrates the 4th of July. By posting a selfie of him being unhappy as usual and quoting "America" like it's a bad thing.

 

[ForTheHoard]

So this is how Adam Sessler celebrates the 4th of July. By posting a selfie of him being unhappy as usual and quoting "America" like it's a bad thing.
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We all know he'd be much happier in a country with no extradition treaties and loosely interpreted age of consent laws.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

He's become a boring cow. 2 out of 5.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

He still hates gamers.

 

[The Cunting Death]

We still hate him too so the feelings are mutual.

 

[ForTheHoard]

He still hates gamers.
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I can't tell if he has a thyroid problem or the top of his head is getting pointyier. His skin isn't looking great either. That purplish hue tells me it's probably a hypertension problem and not sun burn.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I can't tell if he has a thyroid problem or the top of his head is getting pointyier. His skin isn't looking great either. That purplish hue tells me it's probably a hypertension problem and not sun burn.

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Looks like good old fashioned alcoholism is catching up with him.

 

[Racist Parrot]

He still hates gamers.
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He hates his life so much its hilarious. Seethe harder faggot.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Is his gyre too wide?

 

[ChampFantana]

He still hates gamers.
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I don't hate him, I don't care enough about him to hate him. I drop in here every so often to catch up whatever retarded faggotry he gets up to, then head out.

It's kinda nice living rent-free in his smooth, quark-sized brain.

 

[JohnMc]

Dunno which could be worse.

Adam, an old man, stomping around his home looking for somewhere set up his camera, find a good spot to stand, try to get the right pose to look tuff and maybe taking a good five or six shots until he got the right picture.

Or if its his wife who is playing along with his delusions.

And in the end, all this to try to scare some internet trolls that live in his head rent free.

Isn't his wife still battling Brain Cancer?

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Isn't his wife still battling Brain Cancer?

This is the first I'm hearing of it and god damn if that's true Adam really needs his priorties straight.

 

[Spunt]

Is his gyre too wide?
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God DAMN what an ugly man. Why does his left cheek bulge out like that? Dental abscess? Does he store his spare butthurt in his cheek pouches like a squirrel?

Whatever it is I bet he blames GamerGate for it.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

God DAMN what an ugly man. Why does his left cheek bulge out like that? Dental abscess? Does he store his spare butthurt in his cheek pouches like a squirrel?

Whatever it is I bet he blames GamerGate for it.

Initially I was thinking its some David Cronenberg type shit where all his negative energy is manifesting itself physically.

Then I decided to Google "does cocaine cause swelling" and learned of "coke bloat."

It’s not uncommon to experience facial bloating and puffiness after using cocaine. It even has its own name: “coke bloat.” It’s often most apparent in the cheeks and under the chin.

 

[JohnMc]

This is the first I'm hearing of it and god damn if that's true Adam really needs his priorties straight.

We've talked about it here previously. Brain cancer iirc. Yeah, you wouldn't know the way he's always online sperging out over the stupidest little things.