his behavior is far more embarrassing if he can’t blame it on drugs.
The Sess was better off on hard drugs; because he now self-medicates his obvious personality disorder with recreational anger he never allows to run out.
Way back in the X Play days, Adam shared how his previous career working for a Fortune 500 company caused him to feel so unfulfilled that it fueled existential crisis he escaped by landing a job validating his inner child (reviewing video games and covering industry announcements in a journalistic capacity). He obviously enjoyed comedically playing up his curmudgeon tendencies as a foil to Webb, and I've never seen him happier than when Rip Taylor was booked on the show and ran through his entire schtick of ancient jokes and confetti. The show even afforded Adam a therapeutic sketch paying tribute to the hair loss he obviously had a complex over (who else can't help but remember him awkwardly hooking his thumbs into his pant pockets and tilting his head backwards like a hydrocephalic as he stared at us through the bottom of his rapidly-blinking eyes while pursing his lips and nodding any time he was on camera?). Modern, Bluesky Brainrot Sessler would probably spend eighteen hours a day tweeting fervent denials that he's bald; and that anyone who speculates otherwise about his hair is a nazi bootlicker who needs to "get a life."
Current day Sessler readily dismisses what we all recognize as being the happiest time in his life as "a stupid kid's show I did a long time ago", merely because people measure his horrible behavior and attitudes against it. This sanctimonious weevil is willing to publicly denounce anyone and anything on the premise that doing so somehow constitutes a "win" in a Twitter argument against every comment he insists on taking personally.
No fortuitous circumstance was ever going to improve this miserable faggot's life because; no matter where Sessler goes,
he's the problem. He's a classic libshit cow whose narcissism and inferiority complex compels him to demonstrate that he only cares about the appearance of being morally correct, while ironically lashing out to wish violence and death upon strangers he dehumanizes on the basis of not being him (anyone appearing more reasonable or less miserable than him is a "nazi", apparently).
Getting nigger-rich from Reddit ensured only that Adam Sessler could afford to be miserable for the rest of his life. Rather than experience the character-building satisfaction of earning his fortune, Sessler simultaneously resented his windfall as being something he
deserved (for all the shit he'd had put up with) and was entitled to be angry about having not arrived sooner, while also taking it as a cosmic blessing and justification of any pretensions he had ever held concerning himself, the world, and how the two related.
Though he'll never admit it, modern Sessler ethically (and unironically) qualifies every cause for cognitive dissonance he registers with "If
I'm in the wrong, then why am I rich?." He seems hell-bent on giving us all the impression that material gain was the only thing motivating him to tolerate the fact that other people exist until 2022 (when Reddit bought Spiketrap). Now it seems that anyone without his
exact brain damage is on the shit list.
