Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Adam Sessler is transphobic? That's funny. I thought he likes to suck trans penises in porn videos?

 

[Absolutego]

lmao I was going to make a flippant comment that literally doing anything to cross a twitter tranny means you're transphobic, but the real reason he's a transphobe now is even stupider:

So, in summation:
-Adam is arguing with lefty twitter about how Warren could only drop out due to misogyny
-Calls a dude a Downy in a roundabout way for disagreeing with him
-The tranny who literally can only think of sex chromosomes assumes any chromosome-based insult is necessarily targeted at them

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm confused I thought he hated his G4 job

 

[Absolutego]

I'm confused I thought he hated his G4 job

Cocaine is expensive.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Adam Sessler is transphobic? That's funny. I thought he likes to suck trans penises in porn videos?

"I give that Cock a 3 out of 5."- Adam from XXX Play

 

[Super Hans]

I'm confused I thought he hated his G4 job

Name me something Sessler doesn't hate, other than cocaine and/or amphetamines.

 

[Grand_Ole_Ostritch]

Name me something Sessler doesn't hate, other than cocaine and/or amphetamines.

Gone Home.

 

[Homer Simpson]

lmao I was going to make a flippant comment that literally doing anything to cross a twitter tranny means you're transphobic, but the real reason he's a transphobe now is even stupider:
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So, in summation:
-Adam is arguing with lefty twitter about how Warren could only drop out due to misogyny
-Calls a dude a Downy in a roundabout way for disagreeing with him
-The tranny who literally can only think of sex chromosomes assumes any chromosome-based insult is necessarily targeted at them

I was gonna say based, but I don't think it applies to this at all.

 

[BlueSpark]

Calls a dude a Downy in a roundabout way for disagreeing with him

So he's fucked either way because both attacking someone for their chromosomes and calling people retarded are forbidden.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Adam can easily prove he's not transphobic by showing people that porn video he was in

 

[Red Hood]

Name me something Sessler doesn't hate, other than cocaine and/or amphetamines.

Not being homeless

 

[I Love Beef]

Cow crossover with Kurt "tentacle porn seizure antisemetic stereotype" Eichenwald.

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Hey Adam, why don't you dig into your X-Play files and bring up one of your skits about how Japan is into tentacles or something. I think the worst thing than TDS is shitty tired old humor that got old the second it came out and shits on people more than what BLM is touting on about.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Leo Laporte and Martin Sargent were the only good people to watch on Tech TV. Martin actually seemed like he was interested in the weird internet shit he put on TV.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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This is why you don't try to cultivate a swarm of piranhas as your fanbase Adam, you retard. They only care about what's within biting range.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Adam Sessler is transphobic? That's funny. I thought he likes to suck trans penises in porn videos?

Making rent ain’t the same thing as making friends.

 

[Krystal]

Adam Sessler is transphobic? That's funny. I thought he likes to suck trans penises in porn videos?

inb4 he defends himself with that.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

So how about that Thanksgiving Reunion special?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

So how about that Thanksgiving Reunion special?

"So Olivia, do you still enjoy anal sex slow and good? Pass the potatoes, please".

 

[The Token Ethnic]

So how about that Thanksgiving Reunion special?

Morgan looked and acted awkward, Kevin is aging well and I was wondering if Adam was drunk or high.