Maybe there is a god after all.
Envelops, maybe? One for the Amberisms thread.
So, why trying all those diets if her goal is to reach a BMI of 71. She may as well eat as much as she wants.
I don't think that means anything. None of the videos she's put out this month really lend themselves to Becky being featured in them, and two of those videos were filmed one right after the other.
If only there were a zero-effort, natural source one could access in order to generate Vitamin D in the body.
Pretend she lives in California like an actual "influencer" might instead of being from Hog Holler, Backwoods.
That's all irrelevant anyway since she's basically housebound.
She grew up in Petaluma, which is about 1/5 of the size of Lexington, KY. It doesn't even have a Cheesecake Factory, Panera Bread or a Walmart. She would do absolutely fuck all there but sit in her own filth and brag about living in California. She just resents that Becky won't move away from her family.
She also used to shit on Monticello and say it was basically bumblefuck nowhere while Lexington is "the city" and therefore more cool and interesting by default, yet now that she's living in the city she sits in her house more than ever. At least in bumblefuck nowhere she could go out into the yard and march around without fear of being gawked at by random people on the street. Amber is one of those people who just want to live in a place that seems cool because she thinks it makes her interesting. She went from the shanty to the city and she's still the same slob sitting in a pile, so of course "California would be so much more funner than this you guise."
A responsible salon wouldn't take her. No, not because lol fat or can't fit in the chair or any of those things, we try to accommodate just about everyone for the cash money but she's literally a liability. She might not have diabetes but nobody wants to soak someone's feet that heavy, it can be super dangerous. Not only is she a huge risk of infections like staph that could get the entire salon shut down if the bowl isn't cleaned properly, stuff like her toenails coming off in the water can (and have) happened just from being nudged by a cuticle pusher or orange stick because they're so swollen. It's why fat people have to go to foot doctors to get their hooves clipped. Nobody in their right mind would professionally give Amber a pedicure.
