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Pizza The Hutt said:
I'm hoping some lady-kiwi will comment on that. Is it just bad makeup application, or does he really only have an upper lip on half his face?
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I know shit about makeup, but it looks like his lipliner on the side where it's more prominent is way off. If you look closely (and manage to avoid the :cryblood:) you can see that there's quite a bit of space between where his lips actually end and where the lipliner is drawn. Basically, he put in the absolute bare minimum of effort. Your average six-year-old playing with Mommy's make-up would do a better job of it.
 
Miraak said:
why doesn't he just go for broke and become a juggalo

1) weird superiority and victim complex
2) subpar music
3) being fat is like a prequisite
4) terrible make up too
5) WHOOP WHOOP

also to the make up question, he has a weirdly thin upper lip and he tried to make his lips look more lush by tracing a bigger line. he neglected to fill in the color lmao
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Hopefully he can convert just in time for this http://www.juggalogathering.com/Home
 
:cryblood: God, I'd rather let a blindfolded Kailyn do my make up than ADF. Has he ever even seen anyone wear make up because it's nearly impossible to fuck it up that badly
 
Pizza The Hutt said:
I'm hoping some lady-kiwi will comment on that. Is it just bad makeup application, or does he really only have an upper lip on half his face?
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Yeah he's done an atrocious job. He looks like he over lined half his mouth, his eyeshadow and eyeliner look like magic marker. All he needs is drawn on eyebrows and he could fake the chola look with that lip liner. Maybe he did his makeup without a mirror? I hope so, no ones hand eye coordination should be that bad.
 
Randall Fragg said:
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Why does Phil look like a random mook from Fist of the North Star?
 
Miraak said:
also to the make up question, he has a weirdly thin upper lip and he tried to make his lips look more lush by tracing a bigger line. he neglected to fill in the color lmao
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Is he trying for the chola look? Because that is FUNNY.
 
For the love of god phil please please please get the latina eyebrow tattoos. I promise not to arrest you in Philly if you do!
 
This is borderline A-Loggy, but I feel like that make-up picture is the sort of thing that you see on CNN the day after a mass shooting goes down.

"WERE THERE WARNING SIGNS????
 
Personally, Phil looks like he's trying out either for Fist of the North Star mook or newest One Piece villain.

I can't see Phil ever working up the nerve to actually hurt someone, but if he does, he'll get the "war on Ahuviya" he always wanted.
 
"WERE THERE WARNING SIGNS????"

Yeah. But if you go by the "sign" analogy, they were horribly misspelled and written in crayon.
 
Count groudon said:
So phil's a juggalo now?
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Juggalx, you cissexist shitweasel.

As for Zhané, she is the first person I've ever seen use the word "transmisogynoir". I'm pretty sure using that word unironically automatically qualifies you for a lolcow thread.
 
trombonista said:
Juggalx, you cissexist shitweasel.

As for Zhané, she is the first person I've ever seen use the word "transmisogynoir". I'm pretty sure using that word unironically automatically qualifies you for a lolcow thread.
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I feel like "transmisogynoir" should be a type of detective movie. Except it's shit because it's all about finding out who deadnamed who on Tumblr and everyone's too busy whining about privilege.
 
Lady Houligan said:
I feel like "transmisogynoir" should be a type of detective movie. Except it's shit because it's all about finding out who deadnamed who on Tumblr and everyone's too busy whining about privilege.
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I won't lie, I'd probably watch it.

Think we can talk Jack Black into playing Phil?
 
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