"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Damien Thorne]

He probably just says he drinks it to appear hip. I'm pretty sure that any beer he drinks is is swill because it's all he can afford. I mean the guy decorated a frozen pizza and tried to pass it off as being something from an actual pizzeria.

I could see him unironically getting drunk off Boone’s Farm to try to fit in with the younger crowds.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I could see him unironically getting drunk off Boone’s Farm to try to fit in with the younger crowds.

And when he drinks the hard stuff he goes for "Fireball Whiskey".

God that stuff is nasty. But it's sweet so a lot of younger folk like it.

 

[Damien Thorne]

And when he drinks the hard stuff he goes for "Fireball Whiskey".

God that stuff is nasty. But it's sweet so a lot of younger folk like it.

I remember once when I was younger and dumber, I did shots of Fireball while watching The Raid 2 until eventually I blacked out. Then I woke up and started vomiting up bile. I remembered nothing about the movie. That was a horrific hangover.

Go for it, Phil! Prove your feminine power by chugging those shots down! You’ll be the baddest Chula in the room!

 

[The Un-Clit]

I remember once when I was younger and dumber, I did shots of Fireball while watching The Raid 2 until eventually I blacked out. Then I woke up and started vomiting up bile. I remembered nothing about the movie. That was a horrific hangover.

Go for it, Phil! Prove your feminine power by chugging those shots down! You’ll be the baddest Chula in the room!

Lol when I was young and dumb I used to do shots of sambuca (a super sweet Italian liquorice liquor, like a sweet ouzo) when I was DMing a campaign of AD&D (first edition=best edition) and as the night went on the story would grow less coherent but the battle descriptions grew more violent and gory, or so I was told, I didn't remember anything but the crippling hangover the next day.

Sweet booze hangovers are Satanically evil. Phil should love Sambuca!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He says he drinks them. I doubt he actually drinks them.

Phil has always been stuck in that middle school mindset where he wants to be seen as some tough guy. That’s also the age where you would think drinking beer would make you tough. Unfortunately, the spud is too much of a pussy to actually do something he thinks is tough, but that doesn’t stop him from claiming he did on Twitter… or Bluesky or whatever.

Phil has always wanted to be seen as a tough guy, but he’s way too much of a pussy to do anything even just a little tough.

I remember when he made some shitty video about all the troon surgeries he was going to get. He was attempting to smoke a cigarette and spluttering loudly while informing us that he’d have to quit smoking before the surgery. It couldn’t have been more obvious that he’d just acquired a cigarette and made the video in the hope of impressing people with it.

Anyway, that’s why I think he’s bullshitting about drinking anything harder than Pepsi.

Getting drunk off hard cider actually is pretty hardcore. It guarantees a fucking bitch of a hangover the next day due to how sweet it is.

I always find the danger with cider, craft cider at least, is that it doesn’t taste as alcoholic as it is. You knock back a few pints of a pleasant fruit drink, only to discover that it was ten per cent and you can’t walk any more.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm sure Phil lied about being drunk it's what edgy teens do.

Phil is a 300+ lb man one glass of wine is not going to effect a non drinker. Too much mass. This is basic science. Sure if you drink even moderate amount you build a tolerance. He's HUGE.

Phil is a fat male that little booze just can't effect you unless he's on a medicine or has more physical issues than we know.

Man I missed page 1000. I've been laughing at this fat faggot for over a decade. Got a home paid off traveled family etc nothing too wild. It's my working age. Think all of your life how boring it might be it's a step forward it's something.

Phil got run out of the city of brotherly love. Beat up and cucked by a drunk gay man. Arrested and ate pizza on welfare.

Now he's such a fat weak old man he can't even shit post much. I bet he's sleeping 14+ hours a day. He has no life no friends no job he's an isolated old gay retarded man.

If he wasn't such scum you might pity him. But nah let's point and laugh.

The best part of this thread is just our bantz because Phil doesn't give milk anymore.

Speaking of I just got a new illegal Israeli sniper rifle. To the kiwi who's snuck into Phil's apartment open his window Curtain (apparently just a trash bag) at zero niner four seven I'll have a clear shot wind behaving.

He won't stand a chance, this bullet was hand blessed by a rabbi and I dipped in pigs blood.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Phil has always wanted to be seen as a tough guy, but he’s way too much of a pussy to do anything even just a little tough.

This is true. Real tough guys know how to ride a bicycle.

 

[Flamin Park]

Lol when I was young and dumb I used to do shots of sambuca (a super sweet Italian liquorice liquor, like a sweet ouzo) when I was DMing a campaign of AD&D (first edition=best edition) and as the night went on the story would grow less coherent but the battle descriptions grew more violent and gory, or so I was told, I didn't remember anything but the crippling hangover the next day.

Sweet booze hangovers are Satanically evil. Phil should love Sambuca!

I once drank through four and a half bottles of prosecco and oh dear lord the hangover the next day, I had to catch the bus and I was literally cowering from the sunlight like a vampire

 

[fuckidunno]

Lol when I was young and dumb I used to do shots of sambuca (a super sweet Italian liquorice liquor, like a sweet ouzo) when I was DMing a campaign of AD&D (first edition=best edition) and as the night went on the story would grow less coherent but the battle descriptions grew more violent and gory, or so I was told, I didn't remember anything but the crippling hangover the next day.

Sweet booze hangovers are Satanically evil. Phil should love Sambuca!

blue book and 1st ed FTW
yeah, your liver basically has to choose between metabolizing sugars and alcohol....sweet stuff can reduce your capacity to metabolize alchohol but like up to 50%

 

[Alex Krycek]

I once drank through four and a half bottles of prosecco and oh dear lord the hangover the next day, I had to catch the bus and I was literally cowering from the sunlight like a vampire

In the Philippines I had these neighbors who would drink a cocktail over there called Boracay. It’s a mixture of Coffee, Palm Rum, Sweet Condensed Milk, and Ice. Me being a curious American decided to try it. Actually it tastes pretty good.

I dunno if it was that I was chasing it with Red Horse which is an American style Lager - but Christ almighty was that a terrible hangover. From there on out I just avoided it. I would still go over but just say I was sticking to a Liter of Red Horse.

 

[AnOminous]

I am not really a fan of anything but Pear Cider when it comes to Ciders. You and I have discussed our taste in Tea and we both generally like more bitter or smoky tea. I don’t use sweetener and prefer them iced unless it’s something really fancy. So naturally I just don’t have a palette for appreciating Cider.

That's actually the real problem with what I'd call "bum cider." They hyper-concentrate apple juice and then ferment from that. That's not really cider, that's a disgusting industrial product. Craft ciders are generally from actual apple juice (or some other juice), and fermented in a traditional method.

Hard cider from 100% Granny Smith apples is the GOAT of ciders.

And when he drinks the hard stuff he goes for "Fireball Whiskey".

God that stuff is nasty. But it's sweet so a lot of younger folk like it.

That shit is literally what fratboys drunk a bitch up with before raping her.

Sweet booze hangovers are Satanically evil. Phil should love Sambuca!

Yukon Jack! I did legendary things after a fifth of that that I don't even remember.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

In the Philippines I had these neighbors who would drink a cocktail over there called Boracay. It’s a mixture of Coffee, Palm Rum, Sweet Condensed Milk, and Ice. Me being a curious American decided to try it. Actually it tastes pretty good.

I dunno if it was that I was chasing it with Red Horse which is an American style Lager - but Christ almighty was that a terrible hangover. From there on out I just avoided it. I would still go over but just say I was sticking to a Liter of Red Horse.

That... actually sounds pretty good. Vietnamese coffee uses condensed milk and espresso so a shot of rum would work in there. Brandy, Grand Marnier, Amaretto, Frangelico etc. The list goes on.

And yes, chasing that down with beer sounds vomit inducing.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I always find the danger with cider, craft cider at least, is that it doesn’t taste as alcoholic as it is. You knock back a few pints of a pleasant fruit drink, only to discover that it was ten per cent and you can’t walk any more.

I loved a good cider back when I was drinking, and I think I am more of a badass than Phil because I gave up drinking because I loved it too much. My health is improved and I look less like a potato now. Is this A-logging? Maybe. Quitting it was painful for a while. I wish this addiction upon nobody. Not even Phil.

 

[Bassomatic]

In the Philippines I had these neighbors who would drink a cocktail over there called Boracay. It’s a mixture of Coffee, Palm Rum, Sweet Condensed Milk, and Ice. Me being a curious American decided to try it. Actually it tastes pretty good.

I dunno if it was that I was chasing it with Red Horse which is an American style Lager - but Christ almighty was that a terrible hangover. From there on out I just avoided it. I would still go over but just say I was sticking to a Liter of Red Horse.

Is palm rum dark or white? Mrs basso has many cavity filled sweet teeth. She loves espresso martinis.

Unrelated, the local veit place to me I get a black viet coffee and the owner and I made talks. Super guy, his coffee comes from a church in vietnam, it's not grounds its like shards... but I digress.

I can mail you yuengling... we'll both be rich.. aside that. Phil is so fat and lame.

It's funny mrs basso loves her friday drink and is a half humming bird drinks half a high test white claw and sleeps hard. I'm sure she gets a buzz chilling. That's ok it's the weekend. Phil is a bum on welfare 3 times her size and a man. No way one glass of wine hit him. Also lets be real Toren didn't share booze.

As someone close to Phils age. I love drinking a lot and not getting fucked up. Those nice 3 day weekends where you drink a nice beer have water snacks drink more. Wake up because bloat is a fast fix even at 40+ not hang overs thats a problem.

Either way, Phil will be in jail or shot with my IMI DEAGLE.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Imagine, you get cucked out of your own bedroom, you get cucked out of your own subforum and finally, you get cucked out of a thread expressly devoted to talking about you. Truly, Phil is the most pathetic lolcow.

 

[fuckidunno]

I loved a good cider back when I was drinking, and I think I am more of a badass than Phil

eh, what's your potato fight record?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Imagine, you get cucked out of your own bedroom, you get cucked out of your own subforum and finally, you get cucked out of a thread expressly devoted to talking about you. Truly, Phil is the most pathetic lolcow.

Spoony was cucked from his own thread for a while as we talked about Warthog more than him and now that she's gone radio silent it's all about Spoony again even if it's not saying much.

So yeah, Taters can make a comeback if he starts autisming up again and finds a new identity outside of being a Palestinian Potato. But ultimately his time as a lolcow has passed and now he's just a sadcow because honestly to see a middle aged man acting like he does is equal parts funny and sad.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Lol when I was young and dumb I used to do shots of sambuca (a super sweet Italian liquorice liquor, like a sweet ouzo) when I was DMing a campaign of AD&D (first edition=best edition) and as the night went on the story would grow less coherent but the battle descriptions grew more violent and gory, or so I was told, I didn't remember anything but the crippling hangover the next day.

Sweet booze hangovers are Satanically evil. Phil should love Sambuca!

For me it was this horrible rotgut called Strega. Stuff's poisonous. I used to buy shots for my friends just to watch them down it and run for a garbage can to puke up a lung. Never made me sick, that was half the fun. Terrible hangovers. I once got terribly sick from a 6 pack of Mickey's and never touched it again.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

A Kiwi drone spotted this disturbing image at 1524 N Sumner Street. Phil is on to us!

 

[Grander Fucktard]

A Kiwi drone spotted this disturbing image at 1524 N Sumner Street. Phil is on to us!
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EVASIVE MANEUVER PIZZA 3.
REPEAT
EVASIVE MANEUVER PIZZA 3
Scramble phil's targeting system
Drop cheddar chaff NOW!!