"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil, a 39 year old man(40 in August) stuffing his gullet and playing with toys at the Rose Haven women's and children's shelter. Notice the bagel:thinking:
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Get a fucking job Phil.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is definitely intolerable. We need to invade his home immediately to terminate this threat, and give him swirlies in his toilet and purple nurples.
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Don't get involved, PAL. This one is PERSONAL.

Phil, we will fight the "old way", one of our hand will be tied together and in the other will be a wepon of choice. The fight will go to the DEATH.
Here is a taste of my fighting skills, and it's only hand-to-hand combat, imagine me with a lethal WEAPON!

EDIT: I know about the "pink" top, please just ignore or look away.
EDIT2: some clarification as the second part is meant for Phil and not AnOminous, just to be clear, peace🙏
 
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deadgaynowhere said:
Strega is like $50 a bottle and loaded with mint oil. It isn't "rotgut" unless you are a rich kid trying to roleplay as a dirtbag but if you loaded up with shots of mint oil you deserved what was coming.
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Any other posts from weeks ago you care to critique, Ashley?
 
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"Some of you battered women and trans POC may get blown up, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
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Of course he doesn't care about anybody else's well being.

Which is why when at some protest he just unloaded pepper spray which also hit some of his fellow Antifatards.

This faggot is only concerned about himself.
 
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Phil keeps on using the word "threat". I don't think he actually knows what that word means, since nothing in this thread could ever be taking as a threat by any reasonable person. There is the possibility that Phil knows we aren't threatening him and is just lying about it in the hopes of getting attention from his dumbass "comrades".

And as the thread's resident weapons sperg, I feel it is my duty to point out that Phil is yet again displaying his absolute ignorance and stupidity on the subject.

First off, those "spring loaded" batons, the kind you push a button or slide a switch and the shaft pops out kinda like an out the front automatic knife, are typically junk. Often times they are shaped like a Japanese Sai with one guard curving away from the hand and one curving back towards the hand. They are typically made from cheap materials, nowhere near the strength of real collapsible batons like an Asp or Modadnock, and very often the mechanism breaks since they're more of a toy than an actual weapon. They're flashy and that's about it.

The pepper spray gel is more useful, but the gel generally performs worse than liquid pepper spray. It's far less effective, especially with someone wearing glasses, because the gel clumps up and stays in place, where the liquid will run down into the eyes, nose, and mouth, thus being far more effective at its job.

And $20 for a "bowie knife"? Fucking LOL sure, I guess if it's just going to hang off your belt as an accessory and never get used. I question if the steel on a $20 knife will even be able to TAKE and edge, let alone be able to keep it for any length of time. Even if Phil were trying to get $170 for just the knife by itself, I would still be laughing at him and shaking my head at what a clueless bumblefuck he is when it comes to weapons. Absolute fucking clown shoes, man...
 
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The Dude said:
They are typically made from cheap materials, nowhere near the strength of real collapsible batons like an Asp or Modadnock, and very often the mechanism breaks since they're more of a toy than an actual weapon. They're flashy and that's about it.
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Like Taters knows the first thing about using one or choosing one that isn't made of cheap Chinesium metal. His entire modus operandi is to look as intimidating as possible which is why he's covered head to toe in tacticool gear and you can't see the derp in his eyes or the snaggle teeth. But at the first sign of trouble it's pull out the pepper spray and aim anywhere but the person you're aiming at then waddle away.

He wants desperately to be feared.

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And $20 for a "bowie knife"? Fucking LOL sure, I guess if it's just going to hang off your belt as an accessory and never get used. I question if the steel on a $20 knife will even be able to TAKE and edge, let alone be able to keep it for any length of time. Even if Phil were trying to get $170 for just the knife by itself, I would still be laughing at him and shaking my head at what a clueless bumblefuck he is when it comes to weapons. Absolute fucking clown shoes, man...
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Reminds me of those "Rambo" knives from the 80's. They were everywhere and sold for like $20, had a compass, wire saw and all sorts of things in the handle which unscrewed.

Cheap as fuck but I'm guessing every teen who wanted to look tough got one. Taters is no different.

 
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I came across this guy, Riot Dad on Bluesky that was e-begging on behalf of Phil.
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Reminder that Phil did not had Andy Ngo his ass. Ngo had nothing to do with the fact that Phil pepper sprayed a random woman. This guy has an axe to grind with Ngo.
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Since then Dave has trooned out. I believe he works in tech.
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He's also made multiple posts about his child who he calls RiotKid and features and sometimes participates on his social media.
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David Zachary Alvey
12408 NE 105TH WAY, VANCOUVER WA 98682
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
He wants desperately to be feared.
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Meanwhile all his angry bouncing and squeaking does is make us laugh at him even harder.
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He's also made multiple posts about his son who he calls RiotKid and features on his social media.
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Portland. Where middle-aged sex freaks well past their prime go to die.
 
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I came across this guy, Riot Dad on Bluesky that was e-begging on behalf of Phil.
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Reminder that Phil did not had Andy Ngo his ass. Ngo had nothing to do with the fact that Phil pepper sprayed a random woman. This guy has an axe to grind with Ngo.
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Since then Dave has trooned out. I believe he works in tech.
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He's also made multiple posts about his child who he calls RiotKid and features and sometimes participates on his social media.
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David Zachary Alvey
12408 NE 105TH WAY, VANCOUVER WA 98682
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Look at this ugly Lurch-looking motherfucker. It's absolutely disgusting that this fucking freak has a child. That poor kid has no chance of growing up happy, healthy, and well adjusted. And you know the chances are very high that he's molesting that poor kid.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil keeps on using the word "threat". I don't think he actually knows what that word means, since nothing in this thread could ever be taking as a threat by any reasonable person. There is the possibility that Phil knows we aren't threatening him and is just lying about it in the hopes of getting attention from his dumbass "comrades".

And as the thread's resident weapons sperg, I feel it is my duty to point out that Phil is yet again displaying his absolute ignorance and stupidity on the subject.

First off, those "spring loaded" batons, the kind you push a button or slide a switch and the shaft pops out kinda like an out the front automatic knife, are typically junk. Often times they are shaped like a Japanese Sai with one guard curving away from the hand and one curving back towards the hand. They are typically made from cheap materials, nowhere near the strength of real collapsible batons like an Asp or Modadnock, and very often the mechanism breaks since they're more of a toy than an actual weapon. They're flashy and that's about it.

The pepper spray gel is more useful, but the gel generally performs worse than liquid pepper spray. It's far less effective, especially with someone wearing glasses, because the gel clumps up and stays in place, where the liquid will run down into the eyes, nose, and mouth, thus being far more effective at its job.

And $20 for a "bowie knife"? Fucking LOL sure, I guess if it's just going to hang off your belt as an accessory and never get used. I question if the steel on a $20 knife will even be able to TAKE and edge, let alone be able to keep it for any length of time. Even if Phil were trying to get $170 for just the knife by itself, I would still be laughing at him and shaking my head at what a clueless bumblefuck he is when it comes to weapons. Absolute fucking clown shoes, man...
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Any opinion on those sap gloves you can buy? With the lead shot in the knuckles?

Also I think our "riot dad" is using non script troonshine, those vials with the pop off tops covering a rubber port are the type you get from black market hormone suppliers and I imagine if vendors of testosterone and testosterone accessories are using them, so are black market vendors of troonshine, they're all getting their raws from the same few Chinese labs, these probably come with them
 
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