"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

FUCK AMERIKKKA!!!
(but make sure he gets his SSDI payments first)

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That's the point of nice tattoos. Weird blobby messes like Phil's jut attract "what is that supposed to be."
At one point I took a child development class. They said when a child gives you their art you're not supposed to say " what is it " but "so tell me about this piece". I used that tactic a lot with adf.
 
They're also both cis white men, much like Phil himself!

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"I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery; but there is only one proper and effectual mode by which it can be accomplished, and that is by Legislative authority" - George Washington in a letter to Robert Morris, 1786


Washington was the only Southern slaveholding Founding Father among the top seven to emancipate his slaves after the American Revolution. Of the seven Founding Fathers, the northerners Benjamin Franklin and John Jay both owned slaves whom they freed, and Jay founded the New York Manumission Society.[23] He had a practice of freeing slaves as adults after a period of service. In 1798, the year before New York passed its gradual emancipation law, Jay still owned eight slaves.[24]

As Washington's slaves had intermarried with his wife's dower slaves, he included a provision in his will to free his slaves upon her death, to postpone any breakup of their families, when her dower slaves would be returned or managed by her heirs. He freed only William Lee, his longtime personal valet, outright in his will. The will called for the ex-slaves to be provided for by Washington's heirs, with the elderly ones to be clothed and fed, and the younger ones to be educated and trained at an occupation so they could support themselves. Martha Washington freed her husband's slaves within 12 months of his death and allowed them to stay at Mount Vernon if they had family members.

Prior to 1782, Virginia law had limits on slave owners emancipating slaves; they were only allowed to do so for "meritorious service" and only with the approval of the Governor and his council. This law was repealed by the 1782 law allowing slave emancipation by will or deed.[25] Washington did not free any slaves during his lifetime, but relied on his will.


I guess fuck Washington for not desiring to violate Virginia state law while the GOD DAMN REVOLUTIONARY WAR was not even over yet. Not like he commanded the entirety of the colonial forces at the time or anything. For reference, the Treaty of Paris was not signed until 1783, which officially ended the war between Murka and England. Washington was bound by law to only be capable of emancipating his slaves via will and it probably was not a smart idea to break state laws in a newly founded country whose army he was commanding.
 
Wtf is tatcalling? I can understand being annoyed with comments like "hey, you should smile!" (Catcalling) But isn't the whole point of having tattoos so people will notice them and complement them?

Not if you're an asshole like Phil. Then the point of them is to attract attention so that you can then be a gigantic dick with a huge chip on your shoulder.
 
And also a shoutout to people who don't labour under any circumstances whatsoever, 4th of July or otherwise

(Of course, the multitude of farmers and itinerant workers - many of whom are undocumented and tragically overworked and underpaid - are definitely taking the time to scroll through their Facebook profiles for dank image macros like this one.)

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And also a shoutout to people who don't labour under any circumstances whatsoever, 4th of July or otherwise

Meanwhile Phil blows his tax dollars on shitty tattoos paid for by, among other people, these very same undocumented workers, who very often end up having Social Security taken out of their paychecks which they'll never get to collect on.
 
A shout out on Facebook is the most Phil will ever do for farm workers. He knows he would get called out for his trans latinx bullshit if ever visited the farm workers (most are real Latinos) or tried to become one.
 
They're also both cis white men, much like Phil himself!

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One of these men oversaw the formation of a republic of democratically elected officials and a bill of rights to protect it's citizens from the abuses of government power (at least in theory).

The other man oversaw the formation of a country that would set the stage for gross abuse of power and human rights violations that would end up getting tens of millions of it's own citizen's killed.

Guess which one Phil favors.
 
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