"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

If he were a normal person, he'd probably be regretting those stupid bike tattoos he got without even knowing how to ride a bike. Hell, he'd probably be regretting all of his tattoos, amongst many, many other things.

If Phil were a normal person, we'd never have even heard of him.

 

[bacterium]

If Phil were a normal person, we'd never have even heard of him.

This. Normal people don't get threads here. He has a fucking sub-forum devoted to him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Phil was a normal person, he'd be regreting that bike purchase, along with all the unnecessary accessories.View attachment 166314

"And how did Phatty Phil behave?" asked Mrs Cratchit.
"As good as gold," said Bob, "and better. Somehow he gets thoughtful, bouncing and squeaking by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him on Facebook, because he was a beautiful disabled trans-Latinx woman, and it might be pleasant to them to remember, upon Christmas Day, that they have financial privilege, and his Patreon is still there, you shitlords."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Oh look Sonju is selling a tricked out bike

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.

 

[MMX]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

Just counting down Phils next Facebook ban

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

"Your immigration pig loving Kiwi Farms assholes." That's nearing Chris levels of word salad.

Although when it comes to making people's lives difficult, I suppose Phil is the expert. He's made his own life horribly difficult.

(Also LOL this is Phil's idea of legal help, as if the immigration officials were about to wave Nina through, but just happened to see the threads. I'm sure Auntie Greta will reward him handsomely for this valued contribution)

 

[SP 199]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

Nah I wanna see what he'll do

Spoiler

Shit himself and do nothing

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

What is Phil going to do?
Wait until we are all crippled from a stroke and then beat us when we refuse to give him money like he did to his mother?

 

[Twrx]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

Would this be a legal way to start some sort of harassment, and violence threats reported to the police?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Would this be a legal way to start some sort of harassment, and violence threats reported to the police?

Why bother, it would just feed his persecution complex. This is all bluster in hopes that senpai Greta notices him and he can brag that he's someone in troon town.

If weens really wanted to troll him they should put the bug in his ear to get a hunger strike started.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

And Phil jumps on the band wagon with added threats against other trans-folk & Portland kiwis. Maybe it's time to take the thread private.View attachment 168085

Threatening his ex again, in other words. Considering the last time he tried doing that on a livestream he shit himself, called himself 'Phillip' and ran away, I don't think Tweaker's got much to worry about.

 

[Positron]

It's a pity that Kjel and Pajeet didn't bring Phil along on their fun trip.

 

[m0rnutz]

Honestly, what's he going to do? Stab the voodoo potato we mailed him? Throw poop at "suspected kiwi farms gamergater terrorists"? Violate his restraining order and for once actually brandish a weapon? Do nothing but reeeee and smash things?

I would say archive the post, but it's Phil.

I don't think Tweaker's got much to worry about.

What if Tweaker moved to another residence since?

Imagine the poor soul's face that has to see Gogmagog, the ogre from the black swamps, trembling and stuttering from the realization that his barely crafted "attack plan" has fallen apart in front of him.

 

[Dentontx]

Considering the last time he tried doing that on a livestream he shit himself, called himself 'Phillip' and ran away,

I continue to regard this as the essence of and the very key to the whole Phil saga. He deadnamed and misgendered himself! Deep down inside, or maybe even not so deep, he knows perfectly well that he's male and the long parade of poses and identities he's presented to the world is a complete sham. Me thinks the "lady" doth protest too much.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's a pity that Kjel and Pajeet didn't bring Phil along on their fun trip.

Phil would demand to be arrested as an illegal Puerto Rican immigrant.

Out of curiosity, what actually is the relationship between Phil and Greta? Phil goes on like they're sistas fighting against trans oppression side-by-side, but I've not seen anything from Greta to indicate that's the case, beyond the odd "ha ha thats great keep buying merch" reply on Facebook.

 

[moorhen]

Phil would demand to be arrested as an illegal Puerto Rican immigrant.

Out of curiosity, what actually is the relationship between Phil and Greta? Phil goes on like they're sistas fighting against trans oppression side-by-side, but I've not seen anything from Greta to indicate that's the case, beyond the odd "ha ha thats great keep buying merch" reply on Facebook.

Phil is a pawn Greta can use to virtue signal. Nothing more.
Phil thinks that they're friends though, which is sad.

Obviously they haven't actually met because then Greta would do what he did with Richard and drop him like a sack of shit when he realises what a repulsive person he is.
Can't use people who are bad for your public image.

 

[Positron]

Out of curiosity, what actually is the relationship between Phil and Greta? Phil goes on like they're sistas fighting against trans oppression side-by-side, but I've not seen anything from Greta to indicate that's the case, beyond the odd "ha ha thats great keep buying merch" reply on Facebook.

Phil idolizes Kjel because he wants to be as sociopathic as Kjel is, and be able to pull a successful scam of CIZ BUX.

It is basically a one-sided infatuation, except in rare cases Kjel would use Phil as a mouthpiece to say things that are not kosher (as in claiming that John Waite was murdered by his wife).

 

[bacterium]

Phil is a pawn Greta can use to virtue signal. Nothing more.
Phil thinks that they're friends though, which is sad.

Obviously they haven't actually met because then Greta would do what he did with Richard and drop him like a sack of shit when he realises what a repulsive person he is.
Can't use people who are bad for your public image.

The first part I agree with.
The second part, nah. Greta puts up with himself. Greta don't care. Greta don't give a shit. Supporting the spud earns her oppression points.

Also, I apologize in advance for comparing a badass a like the honey badger to Gretroon.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Phil would demand to be arrested as an illegal Puerto Rican immigrant.

Out of curiosity, what actually is the relationship between Phil and Greta? Phil goes on like they're sistas fighting against trans oppression side-by-side, but I've not seen anything from Greta to indicate that's the case, beyond the odd "ha ha thats great keep buying merch" reply on Facebook.

If I recall correctly, oGreta called Phil once or twice to discuss ways to overcome his "social embargo" but I think the rest of the relationship is just over FB.