"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[auroraboreanaz]

Is anyone else here added as a friend on his latest account? Posts are mostly friends only and I am deep cover. Don't need to get compromised.

Deep cover isn't quite the term I'd use for being on some living potato motherfucker's friends list, but yes, I guess.

 

[cowisnow]

Deep cover isn't quite the term I'd use for being on some living potato motherfucker's friends list, but yes, I guess.

LMFAO Good point. I never said I was a wordsmith. Just a lurking-below-the-surface asshole.

 

[Lurkette]

Say it out loud, you'll get it. (Still doesn't totally make sense tho TBH.)

law and order????
i'm partially autistic help me out here fam

 

[alex_theman]

law and order????
i'm partially autistic help me out here fam

Me too!

 

[Dentontx]

law and order????
i'm partially autistic help me out here fam

That was what I thought he meant, but he later clarified he meant he had an actual AR lower receiver on order. Apologies for my :autism:.

 

[multiverse]

Couple updates I haven't seen here yet

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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No, Phil, they didn't.

 

[bacterium]

What the hell is that second photo?

 

[lindsayfan]

What the hell is that second photo?

edgy phil is in handcuffs. Presumably he bribed sodden alky tor-dogg into a lil bondage gamery

 

[Lurkette]

That was what I thought he meant, but he later clarified he meant he had an actual AR lower receiver on order. Apologies for my :autism:.

oh
i thought this was some kind of word trickery that you had to say really fast to get
like "mike hunt"
i'm kind of disappointed tbh

 

[Bassomatic]

Couple updates I haven't seen here yet
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Trump train was a pro trump hash tag. lol.
Trump tren.. makes no sense, Tren is slang for a very powerful steroid. Funny enough, Tren has side effects Phil's suffering because poor diet and lack of exercise, namely , acne, hair loss and moobs.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Trump train was a pro trump hash tag. lol.
Trump tren.. makes no sense, Tren is slang for a very powerful steroid. Funny enough, Tren has side effects Phil's suffering because poor diet and lack of exercise, namely , acne, hair loss and moobs.

"Tren" is also Spanish for "train." Because Phil is Latinx you see. It's funny how he only uses Spanish in written social media updates. You'd think, what with him being fluent and not having to look any of the words up or anything like that, he'd use it in his videos more.

 

[MMX]

What the hell is that second photo?

Is he chained to a radiator ?

 

[m0rnutz]

Anyone want to bet that Phil put the handcuffs on himself, lost the key, and had to scream for Toren to help?

 

[auroraboreanaz]

What the hell is that second photo?

Ask and you shall receive. It was a heartwarming Christmas at Casa de Tato.

 

[niggers]

phils idea of sex is having a drunk man in a dress chain you to a radiator for days

fuuuuuuck Phil you have issues and not the cool edgy kind you want to have

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ask and you shall receive. It was a heartwarming Christmas at Casa de Tato.


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So Phil spent Christmas in chains. He's like Jacob Marley, except instead of delivering a warning, he just sat there and pissed himself. Also there were three spirits, but Slingblade drank them.

Is he hinting that he's been arrested and held by the police for 24 hours? Is that the new lie?

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Is he hinting that he's been arrested and held by the police for 24 hours? Is that the new lie?

Nope, it's even more exceptional.

 

[JSGOTI]

Nope, it's even more exceptional.

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So... he 'detained' himself...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So... he 'detained' himself...

Once again, his misfortunes are all of his own making.