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Ah, so he couldn't even bother to learn to drive, thus putting him below Chris in yet another field.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Ah, so he couldn't even bother to learn to drive, thus putting him below Chris in yet another field.
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Cars are for cissy oppressors and he literally can't drive because he couldn't pass the test has DID and is at risk of literally turning into Amaterasu while driving which is a danger because then he'd have to spank himself as punishment or something and you have to keep both hands on the wheel to drive responsibly and Phil would NEVER do something irresponsible which is why he's never gotten his license something Chris-Chan has had for 14 years and counting.
I honestly don't know what this means?
He must be feeling good because the Bit Strips are back.
I honestly don't know what this means?
He must be feeling good because the Bit Strips are back.
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It means that he was raised as a TRUE and HONEST female because his dad fucked him in the ass.
I'm glad he's gone back to depicting himself as white, though.
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It means, as everyone suspected, he's an idiot. "Socialized" as one gender only means treated as that gender by society. Since society is not full of psychics that means everyone treats transgendered people as their biological sex until they make it apparent that's not their gender identity.
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Ignoring that for the first 20-something years of his life, Phil lived in New Jersey, where distances are vast, parking is plentiful, and the public transit is a nightmare. But that's okay, because you can just label someone your boyfriend and demand rides from them until you decide you want to publicly threaten their life. Who needs a license?
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Wait... is the caption for this backwards? Isn't Hooves telling the scary story? Is Cat delighted that Hooves is delighted by his own story?
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Phil can't drive because he claims he has dissociation personality disorder, i.e. headmates.
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He'd be lucky to have even one person of normal intellect in that vacant skull.
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What the fuck did I just watch?
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Him wanting to ride a bike but without wanting to actually try to learn how to ride a bike.
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That would actually be hilarious, because I can not see cloning or things like trait selection resulting in anything other than the total eradication of people like Phil. Cloning is pretty much soft eugenics without an actual genocide of pre-existing people and nobody in their right mind would approve Phil's DNA for any sort of cloning program.
It probably will not be long before Phil champions a cause that will actually be in favor of the removal of people like him from humanity, and Phil will not even be smart enough to realize that.
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No Communist or revolutionary organization would have any use at all for someone like Phil. He doesn't even have the useful thuggery of the kind of people who got recruited into the SA (and then disposed of when no longer useful), because he's a giant weakling and coward. If anything, degenerates like Phil are the sort of people who are used as propaganda by Communist regimes about the degeneracy of the West.
They point at him and say capitalism and Western decadence leads to the likes of this creature.
And for a change, they're actually right.
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But I thought gulags were for people who don't use the right pronouns?
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Phil wouldn't even make it to the gulag. They'd have shot him before he got on the truck.
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Strangely, Phil seems to have made two posts before his CWC Trial post, and just recently set them to public. Why did he do that? I don't know, except possibly no one was giving him any attention and he knows that we will.
Kind of makes you think though, doesn't it? Soon the only people that will be giving Phil any attention is us, but in doing so we'll be sustaining his insane ego and keeping him going. It's a perpetual autism machine.
Kind of makes you think though, doesn't it? Soon the only people that will be giving Phil any attention is us, but in doing so we'll be sustaining his insane ego and keeping him going. It's a perpetual autism machine.
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When Phil says : Not adding to tattoo
he means : Spent all my money again
he means : Spent all my money again
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