"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Nigonidas]

Phil would get the gun. And then use it as a prop in his selfies because he'd be terrified of being caught with it without a permit because he is exactly the sort of person gun control measures are aimed at.

Either that or he'd scrawl loads of incoherent shit and trannyflags all over it.

He'd probably pull a Viet Cong and smear shit all over the bullets.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Didn't dumbshit already attempt to enter the furry community but backed out?? Also, other than furriest, the other worst subculture have to be the fake tranny movement, and anything involving juggalos. Would love to see Phil start listening to ICP, and pretend to be a female juggalo. God the autistic facepaint would be hilarious because Phil's art is complete shit. It would be pretty funny to see Phil attend the gathering of the juggalos too. He would try to be cool, someone would feed him drugs (like LSD/PCP) Phil would no doubt trip balls, and probably wonder somewhere far away from the rest of the camp. Either that, or someone would slip him GHB and Phil will finally get his wish of being raped.

Gathering of the Juggalos would be the only place where he'd be considered reasonably feminine.

 

[The Dude]

Remember when Phil bought that crappy plastic airsoft AK, tried to pass it off as real by posing with it in photos, then about 5 minutes after he posted the photos someone posted a link to the same exact model he got and it was only like $30 and everyone laughed at him? Kiwi Farms remembers. He's tried to pull the "taking pics of fake guns hoping people believe it's real" trick, what, three or four times now?

Phil would get the gun. And then use it as a prop in his selfies because he'd be terrified of being caught with it without a permit because he is exactly the sort of person gun control measures are aimed at.

Either that or he'd scrawl loads of incoherent shit and trannyflags all over it.

I don't believe you need to have a permit to own a firearm in Oregon. Most US states don't require permits to own firearms because gun ownership is a Constitutional Right. Permits a licensing usually comes into play when an individual wishes to carry a firearm concealed in public.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't believe you need to have a permit to own a firearm in Oregon. Most US states don't require permits to own firearms because gun ownership is a Constitutional Right. Permits a licensing usually comes into play when an individual wishes to carry a firearm concealed in public.

But I wouldn't put it past Phil to get a permit, it would complete his gun loadout (like all the shit he bought for his stationary bike...before he bought the actual bike, "I need panniers, and glasses/helmet for protection!", Now he just wears that stupid helmet around the house, and he doesn't even realize it makes him look more tarded than ever) before he even gets a gun, which will never happen because no sane gun dealer would ever sell Phil a gun unless they want to end up in jail. Also, Everytime Phil has ever bought any toy gun, he either paints the tip black, or tries to hide the orange tip/make a excuse as to why it's orange. Phil really doesn't care how he comes off in those "special" pictures does he??

 

[The Dude]

But I wouldn't put it past Phil to get a permit, it would complete his gun loadout (like all the shit he bought for his stationary bike...before he bought the actual bike, "I need panniers, and glasses/helmet for protection!", Now he just wears that stupid helmet around the house, and he doesn't even realize it makes him look more tarded than ever) before he even gets a gun, which will never happen because no sane gun dealer would ever sell Phil a gun unless they want to end up in jail. Also, Everytime Phil has ever bought any toy gun, he either paints the tip black, or tries to hide the orange tip/make a excuse as to why it's orange. Phil really doesn't care how he comes off in those "special" pictures does he??

Phil assumes everyone is just as stupid as he is. Then he pitches a tard fit when no one falls for his pathetic lies.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil assumes everyone is just as stupid as he is. Then he pitches a tard fit when no one falls for his pathetic lies.

The dumb thing is that NO ONE, not even his supposed girlfriend toren believes his lies because he probably just tells Phil to STFU about his day and quietly play make believe on the couch. But yet, every fucking time like clockwork, something happens, Phil lies on Facebook about it, no one believes him (his so called friendlist need to start calling him out), and it just ends up repeating itself over and over.

 

[Positron]

I don't know Bibi Netanyahu bounces and squeaks.

What is so special about Ramallah, you ask?

Vegan.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is Fatty trying to claim his made-up news website has reporters in Ramallah? Cute.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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I don't know Bibi Netanyahu bounces and squeaks.

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Vegan.

I'm still surprised that Phil claims xochi can do stuff without fronting. He doesn't understand what DID actually is does he (alongside fibro, PTSD, and all the other shit he claims to have)? So Phil basically is sitting on his couch, laughing his ass off about something he's imagining?? Wow, I wonder if toren has told Phil to STFU yet

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

But Phil, all of this is in your head and none of it is real.

He should stop trying to be Palestinian/Israeli/whatever. I'm pretty sure that's textbook sjw-outlawed cultural appropriation. Claiming your imaginary friend is a nationality doesn't count as real (much like Phil's 'DID').

 

[nvrwastetree]

But Phil, all of this is in your head and none of it is real.

He should stop trying to be Palestinian/Israeli/whatever. I'm pretty sure that's textbook sjw-outlawed cultural appropriation. Claiming your imaginary friend is a nationality doesn't count as real (much like Phil's 'DID').

You expect Phil to actually know the rules of being a SJW??? Shit he doesn't even know the rules of being a tard/troon.

 

[Mogambo]

He should stop trying to be Palestinian/Israeli/whatever. I'm pretty sure that's textbook sjw-outlawed cultural appropriation. Claiming your imaginary friend is a nationality doesn't count as real (much like Phil's 'DID').

I mean, honestly one of the things that baffles me is how none of his SJWs have ever really called him out on "cultural appropriation." Normally they'd be tripping over each other to tear into some white kid for eating a taco or wearing a shirt with Japanese kanji on it. You'd think they'd love to attack Phil. I mean here's a white kid who made a whole career out of pretending to be Latino. I'm sorry... Latinx. They'd probably score some big brownie points with the SJW hivemind for calling him out.

Maybe it's because hes too obviously retarded or something, but considering they backstab each other all the time, it still surprises me.

He doesn't understand what DID actually is does he (alongside fibro, PTSD, and all the other shit he claims to have)?

Assuming DID actually exists (there is a lot of controversy around it) it isn't the happy fun time that troons seem to imagine it is. For Phil it's basically "head mates," its tulpas, its fucking imaginary friends for a 30 something man. Phil jumped onto the multiple systems crap a little late. It was super popular on Livejournal back in the day; kind of tied in with "fiction kin" and "otaku kin" who always liked to pretend they had the souls/personalities/avatars of whatever pop culture character was trendy at the time. Often characters from Harry Potter, Final Fantasy, Naruto, Dragonball Z, etc. Of course they were always edgelords and usually grew out of it by the time they were old enough to drink...

Phil tends to glom onto social trends a bit late, but he also keeps running with them long after everyone else forgets about them too. Maybe that's a trait of his autism bleeding through. It's why his attachment to social justice crap is so funny; what's considered hip and "woke" one day won't be next week, let alone next month or year. Nor does it help that hes a massive consumer whore who falls for any marketing campaign.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I mean, honestly one of the things that baffles me is how none of his SJWs have ever really called him out on "cultural appropriation." Normally they'd be tripping over each other to tear into some white kid for eating a taco or wearing a shirt with Japanese kanji on it. You'd think they'd love to attack Phil. I mean here's a white kid who made a whole career out of pretending to be Latino. I'm sorry... Latinx. They'd probably score some big brownie points with the SJW hivemind for calling him out.

Maybe it's because hes too obviously exceptional or something, but considering they backstab each other all the time, it still surprises me.

I think they’d rather just avoid him. Phil himself has no power or influence and is barely even useful, so by calling him out you gain nothing. On the other hand, the rest of the SocJus sphere might turn on them for doubting a disabled trans Latinx woman. Better to just mute him while he spergs about road signs.

 

[MMX]

I mean, honestly one of the things that baffles me is how none of his SJWs have ever really called him out on "cultural appropriation." Normally they'd be tripping over each other to tear into some white kid for eating a taco or wearing a shirt with Japanese kanji on it. You'd think they'd love to attack Phil. I mean here's a white kid who made a whole career out of pretending to be Latino. I'm sorry... Latinx. They'd probably score some big brownie points with the SJW hivemind for calling him out.

Maybe it's because hes too obviously exceptional or something, but considering they backstab each other all the time, it still surprises me.

For the most part you hit the nail on the head. The SJW types Phil knows have met him IRL and to them hes obviously not a poor oppressed Latinx lesbian but a exceptional individual. The likes of Markle and the red and black crew let Phil get away with it because it's just a special needs kid larping. There's no benefit to attacking Phil, he has no status and is a known lolcow. Chuck in the "social embargo" and your more or less playing the "Im better than Chris card".
But keep going and it gets deeper, No one really calls Phil out because they know they are basically as bad. Markle was a pretend lesbian, Phil's homeless pals like moonman actually had homes and where larping homeless for oppression points, Phils commie red and black friends were largely middle class families and the bulk of Phil's social circle are basically fat guys playing at being pretty girls.

 

[MacMasonry]

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I don't know Bibi Netanyahu bounces and squeaks.

I'm fully expecting Phil to describe his autism delusions as being "super epic" any day now

 

[Xanax]

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Vegan.

"Stretchy ice cream surviving 77 years of conflict"

Nani the fuck

 

[nvrwastetree]

"Stretchy ice cream surviving 77 years of conflict"

Nani the fuck

He just keeps on pretending like a little child, and when he's made fun of or ridiculed, instead of you know, quit playing pretend, Phil ramps his delusions up to 11 and expects everyone to know what the fuck he's actually talking about. Chris can't form coherent sentences, and Phil can read or hold any knowledge. Perfect for one another.

 

[Mogambo]

"Stretchy ice cream surviving 77 years of conflict"

Nani the fuck

It's a thing. It's called booza, and it's actually pretty common in parts of the Middle East and Balkans. It's pretty good, but perhaps a bit more candy-like than Western ice cream. Apparently it's becoming popular with hipsters (though you'd think they would accuse each other of "cultural appropriation" or some such).

Again, this is one of those things I'm curious how Phil found out about, since it's so far outside his typical milieu. He has such an odd relation with pop culture. As far as I can tell he gets most of it from the internet, unless he has hipster friends he actually talks to in Beaverton. But what's strange is how most of the time hes so out of the loop that he jumps on trends several years after the fact, yet occasionally hits on something just as its trending. It's very strange.

 

[eldri]

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Not that Phil can afford either, but if he is to choose, he'd definitely get...both.

Dumbass wouldn't even know where to get an automatic firearm illegally. That and he's too scared of black people

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It's a thing. It's called booza, and it's actually pretty common in parts of the Middle East and Balkans. It's pretty good, but perhaps a bit more candy-like than Western ice cream. Apparently it's becoming popular with hipsters (though you'd think they would accuse each other of "cultural appropriation" or some such).

Again, this is one of those things I'm curious how Phil found out about, since it's so far outside his typical milieu. He has such an odd relation with pop culture. As far as I can tell he gets most of it from the internet, unless he has hipster friends he actually talks to in Beaverton. But what's strange is how most of the time hes so out of the loop that he jumps on trends several years after the fact, yet occasionally hits on something just as its trending. It's very strange.

My money's on some hipster prick. There's probably more than one place in Portland selling this icecream already, and Phil only noticed because it combines icecream and sjw politics. In fact, that's probably the only reason Portland hipsters noticed it too.

Phil's certainly showing himself to be the committed vegan