"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

StoicMoose said:
Phil shouldn't be worried about neighbors who are tired of his shit and threaten him, he should be worried about being on the streets for real for the first time in his life.
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I think Phil believes he can just squeal to a charity somewhere about being a helpless in-danger troon female, and he'll get some form of shelter asap. If not, he's being remarkably blasé about being homeless again. I would've expected full onslaught e-begging and suicide baiting for a place to stay. Maybe that doesn't fit with his current "supersoldier" cosplay, though.

I'm still in awe that the silly fat bastard decided to do exactly what Kiwi Farms had predicted he'd do (albeit on a longer timetable), and get thrown out of the only stable housing he was ever given for being loud, filthy and a general annoyance to everyone else nearby. Fancy being given a flat of your own after spending five years homeless, and then fucking it up and getting kicked out. Talk about no common sense.

He was such a braggart about getting his flat, too. Bless.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I hope he threatens suicide and no one cares. He won't actually kill himself when that happens of course, but he should have a great freakout when his ace in the hole no longer works.
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Like the time when he went and sat on a bridge for hours, looking for asspats, until his analchest "friend" from the shitty hobo OD cafe came to pick him up. He wanted a dramatic "talking down," but no one gave enough of a shit.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Pretty Flyblown For a White Guy.
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"The kids aren't alright" works too, or better yet...
"NA NA WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB"

Edit: to include music video cause after getting it stuck in my head I went back to listen and it's pretty fitting for Phil and torens falling out
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The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job? (Official Music Video)

Playlist Best of Offspring: https://goo.gl/cwFfP6 Subscribe for more: https://goo.gl/JaSm1N Music video by The Offspring performing Why Don't You Get A Job?....
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How rude Phil assumed his neighbors gender.
Only niggers and teenagers think it's cool to play music to a point other people are bothered by it. I don't mean cranking stuff up when your hyped there's a point when you are in a "zone" and jamming your favorites you still think am I bothering anyone? Not if you are a trash bag of a person, or worse you think you are cool for angering people around you, pure nigger tier. But Phil is a pasta nigger, being a WOP and all.
 
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Bassomatic said:
How rude Phil assumed his neighbors gender.
Only niggers and teenagers think it's cool to play music to a point other people are bothered by it. I don't mean cranking stuff up when your hyped there's a point when you are in a "zone" and jamming your favorites you still think am I bothering anyone? Not if you are a trash bag of a person, or worse you think you are cool for angering people around you, pure nigger tier. But Phil is a pasta nigger, being a WOP and all.
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Has it ever been confirmed that Phil's a fotb?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Normal people have stuff like decorations, posters of places or events they like, etc.

Seems every last thing Phill has is related to activism and weapons. No exceptions.
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That's because Phil thinks everything he owns has to tie into his identity delusions in one way or another. It's all cosplay and props so he has something tangible to make his "identity" feel real to him, and hopefully make it seem legit to others. He's basically just playing a character, and every character needs wardrobe and props.
 
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The Dude said:
That's because Phil thinks everything he owns has to tie into his identity delusions in one way or another. It's all cosplay and props so he has something tangible to make his "identity" feel real to him, and hopefully make it seem legit to others. He's basically just playing a character, and every character needs wardrobe and props.
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I think the autism is also significant here. He has no hope of understanding any of the philosophies he pretends to adhere to, so he thinks he can be the most [x] of all [x]s by buying all the merch. If he wears a T-shirt that says “smash the state,” he’s a better anarchist than someone who doesn’t, even though he’s never actually done anything anarchic. Why would anyone doubt him? It says right there that he smashes the state.
 
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Bassomatic said:
The Haskins Delici has been in the family at least towards his grandparents how long over all we don't know but he's 100% Italian, as white as the spagetthi noodle he calls a dick.
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I'm just wondering if he was born in the US or Italy since wop/fotb usually means an immigrant of European origin.
 
Ruin said:
Walla Walla works too once Phil fucks up enough to be sent away.
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Phil will never do anything worth shipping him off to even county lockup, let alone a state/federal penitentiary like Walla Walla. He's too much of a soft, cowardly, chicken-shit manbaby to do anything like that, despite being the "Crime Minister".
 
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