"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Shadow Cid said:
Whether or not they were effective it seems the Soviets were using asbestos pads to filter out biological threats. It's kinda funny

I think I'd rather have the coof than Mesothelioma tbh
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You think Phil is going to live long enough to get mesothelioma given his shitty diet, lax personal hygiene, and general lack of awareness of his own safety?
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Anyone want to guess what Phil's social credit score might be?
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Now let's see here, whole lot of red marks, not the good kinds mind you.
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You know he’d be utterly fucked. Half of us would be, if not more. Hell, a large bulk of China will be too. Expect even more Chinese expats than usual. Not so well behaved people will find a way.
 
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Its funny to see Phil bouncing and squeaking over face masks. Honestly, the face masks most people are wearing aren't effective at stopping COVID. They're just there to make paranoid Karens feel safer about going to the grocery store. They're basically just security blankets to make people feel safer, but offer little to no real protection. Just like Phil's "riot gear".
 
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Lance Private Drop Off said:
I have no way of ascertaining if that is true or not. So poor hygiene may be the least of his problems.
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I don't know about Phil's mask but I do know some obsolete ones did have asbestos in the filters. And we know how stupid Phil is. If anyone would guarantee himself a painful death by buying deadly poison tard gear, it's Phil.
 
Looks like Phil is planning a Charlie Brown Christmas.
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Oh Phil, you silly spud, the Soviets celebrated new year, not christmas.

And good luck finding Soviet tree ornaments. They're highly collectable and command a high price. Maybe he'll find some knock-offs to go with the string lights he's buying again after he ditched all the ones his last flat was covered in. Priorities, eh.
 
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Positron said:
Kiwi Kill Squad alert! Don't go to Injustice Center Thursday November 19th at 1 PM. I repeat. Don't go to Injustice Center Thursday November 19th at 1 PM.
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The original tweet glows so hard I just got cancer. BAMN is a militant socialist group. They need to do a better job setting traps.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Soviet Christmas ornaments might be the most hypocritical thing I’ve ever heard of. The perfect fit for our fat little supersoldier, really.
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I grew up with them on my tree. They're not "rah rah communism" and are actually kind of cute. Most "patriotic" one we had was a little figure of Gagarin but who doesn't want an astronaut on their tree? Also it was never a Christmas tree it was a New Year's tree.
 
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