"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

he is so angry all the time is due to his axe wound itching
If by "axe wound" you mean "unsatisfied thirst for asspats", then yes. Phil almost certainly still has his "tater tots". The "Spanish snatch" may have been the most convincing lie that Phil ever phibbed for his crippling asspat addiction - it sure seems to be more convincing than the "ANTIFA bought me a cake!" lie.
 
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Phil has to be loving the attention and also hating it at the same time. He can't hide in the shadows anymore so now he has to keep the bullshit running or he'll look even more like a pussy ass bitch.
Poking the Antifa hornets nest is going to end badly for ADF, which means it will be glorious for those of us on the sidelines as we laugh at another Phil failure.
 
Phil has to be loving the attention and also hating it at the same time. He can't hide in the shadows anymore so now he has to keep the bullshit running or he'll look even more like a pussy ass bitch.

I'd ask what Phil was expecting with all his grandstanding about calling himself some dumb ass 'crime minister' or whatever on Twitter, but Phil's grasp on reality is fleeting at best.
 
I read all of Phil's exposition in Neil Breens voice and it's fucking incredible.
Why do tards like Phil and lolcows in general do stupid shit like locking a Twitter account and then posting on Facebook instead? What is this accomplishing?
I see him as a mook in a violent 80s action movie. He’d be the fat, obnoxious member of the criminal gang who gets gruesomely gunned down by the heroic cop and everyone in the cinema laughs.
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He's literally a pig, even has the pig ring in his nose that Phil does, and is stupid beyond belief.
 
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How long until Phil comes up with some knockoff "Dimensional Merge" involving Autstralatina and communism?
He forgot about his imaginary girlfriend Xochi, who he was supposedly engaged to. I don’t think he can keep the details of his fiction in mind for long enough.

Yes, it would appear that CWC is smarter than Phil.
 
Phil by contrast has contributed nothing to society.
Phil does make communism and "woke" look bad though.

Someone could say "these are what so-called peaceful protests are like", and show the clip of Phil macing Ngo before waddling off.

Phil's life can also be a tale of what attention whoring can do.
 
Chris also gave the world Sonichu. Phil by contrast has contributed nothing to society.
And he's such a selfish worthless parasite that he'd actually be proud of that. Chris at least thinks that he's created a well-known and beloved multimedia property that the world is better off for having.
 
How long until Phil comes up with some knockoff "Dimensional Merge" involving Autstralatina and communism?
Phil is delusional, but still has a partial grip on reality. He pays enough attention to current events to have some idea on how he is supposed play make believe while still being "mature" enough to show up to events that the character he is pretending to be would go to. In Phil's eyes, he is some kind of latinx anarchist anime heroine, who must defeat the evil Fascists and save the world.

I think the key difference here is that Chris's Dimensional Merge is his way of coping with the fact that his mom (the only person willing to tolerate him) will be dead sooner rather than later, and with her death will come bills he can't pay, followed by him eventually losing the house (along with all of his toys and video games), then being either homeless, put into some kind of institution, becoming a burden on some ween or white knight, or maybe even dying. There is no denying that Chris' life is going to see a sharp decline within the coming decade.

Phil though? Motherfucker is just a step above homeless. Shit, he's been homeless (or so he claims). He's already destroyed any and every relationship he's had. He doesn't have a goddamn thing to lose. Phil could lose literally everything he owns and hardly anything would change in his life. He doesn't need to pretend his problems will magically go away, because he's convinced that he will help solve all of the problems of the world (which are all caused by capitalism, cops, and conservatives).
 
Phil is delusional, but still has a partial grip on reality. He pays enough attention to current events to have some idea on how he is supposed play make believe while still being "mature" enough to show up to events that the character he is pretending to be would go to. In Phil's eyes, he is some kind of latinx anarchist anime heroine, who must defeat the evil Fascists and save the world.

I think the key difference here is that Chris's Dimensional Merge is his way of coping with the fact that his mom (the only person willing to tolerate him) will be dead sooner rather than later, and with her death will come bills he can't pay, followed by him eventually losing the house (along with all of his toys and video games), then being either homeless, put into some kind of institution, becoming a burden on some ween or white knight, or maybe even dying. There is no denying that Chris' life is going to see a sharp decline within the coming decade.

Phil though? Motherfucker is just a step above homeless. Shit, he's been homeless (or so he claims). He's already destroyed any and every relationship he's had. He doesn't have a goddamn thing to lose. Phil could lose literally everything he owns and hardly anything would change in his life. He doesn't need to pretend his problems will magically go away, because he's convinced that he will help solve all of the problems of the world (which are all caused by capitalism, cops, and conservatives).
Phil does have one thing, though.

Standards. Remember when he became "asexual" in order to get out of sex with Slingblade? That was pretty bitchin'.
 
Phil does have one thing, though.

Standards. Remember when he became "asexual" in order to get out of sex with Slingblade? That was pretty bitchin'.

Not wanting to fuck Slingblade isn't having standards, that's just basic self-preservation. Sex with Slingblade is like eating random mushrooms you see growing in the wild; you don't have to think about it, your brain just instinctively tells you not to do it.
 
Phil does have one thing, though.

Standards. Remember when he became "asexual" in order to get out of sex with Slingblade? That was pretty bitchin'.
I actually think asexuality is one of the few identities Phil claims that is legit. Nearly every account we have of his sex life involves him crying. He may be physically middle-aged, but mentally he’s well below the age of consent, so sex probably is pretty traumatising for him.

The story is still funny, because Slingblade got turned down by an obese, deformed retard with trench foot. I particularly liked it when he complained, only for Twitter to scold him for not respecting his partner’s sexuality.
 
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Gotta admit, Phil getting all this attention really tickles me. It's going to really be hilarious if he gets his ass arrested. The Portland City Police Department may be doing fuck-all to bring law and order to AnTardfa mongoloids, but the County Sheriffs and other law enforcement in the area have been federally deputized, so they can roll up to Phil's Ain't-ifa Barracks and haul his fat poseur ass to county lock-up. That will be fucking hilarious. I'll die from vacuum exposure if it happens, because my sides will be in orbit.
 
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