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His "friends" on Twitter are saying he died in his sleep. So massive heart attack?
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Had a Jimi Hendrix Experience.
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Yeah, he was trans. Even claimed to be genetically female. Last I heard, he was toying with detransitioning. Which he did, in a manner of speaking.
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I'm not going to grave dance... but I AM going to grave point-and-laugh.
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Not long after he celebrated his tranniversary : (
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So, I'm guessing the nazi death squads finally got to Toren?
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It’s easy for an alcoholic to pass out drunk, vomit while asleep and choke to death on the vomit. Plus, when you’re obese, it’s already difficult to breath while sleeping. Combine those two and I’m honestly surprised he survived as long as he did.
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We finally carried out a kiwi drive by. The only problem was he’d already died in his sleep due to being a fat alcoholic.
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Is his funeral going to have anyone attend? Like, at all? Maybe his ex-wife will show up to make sure he's really dead. Didn't he have a child?
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13. As they say, unlucky for some.
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Maybe, just to plunge a knife into his black heart and drop some garlic bulbs in the casket. That's one corpse you don't want to reanimate and start wandering around panhandling for booze and pizza money, after all.
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I'll be hanging out in the back, wearing a trench coat and hat that covers my eyes.
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The drink ratings in regards to this mans death are fucking hilarious. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
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Mission Failed Sucessfully.
Is he even going to have a casket? Let's be realistic; who actually wants to handle the fat fuck's funeral arrangements? He's going to get cremated and buried in a Potter's field in middle of nowhere Ohio, if his name gets put on his grave marker instead of a number he'll be lucky.
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Even in death Toren still manages to oust Philthy. Gotta love how we are discussing his croaking in Philthy's thread rather than his own.
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Woah, Slingblade croaked? That was not on my Lolcow Bingo card for 2024. I'll bet he went out like Bon Scott, asphyxiating his own vomit in his sleep after a bender. I mean, he wasn't THAT old. I wonder if Phil even knows.
Just thought of something: someone up thread said Slingblade was toying with the idea of de-trannyfying. What if he's faking his death to "return" to being male and not have people fucking with him? It wouldn't be the first time a degenerate freak tried to fake his death.
Just thought of something: someone up thread said Slingblade was toying with the idea of de-trannyfying. What if he's faking his death to "return" to being male and not have people fucking with him? It wouldn't be the first time a degenerate freak tried to fake his death.
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TL;DR: Alcohol sperging about Toren
Toren analRIPing was not what I expected either but I don't know why everyone is speculating that he died from alcohol poisoning or from choking on his own vomit while asleep.
While I still think he died from alcohol I bet it was from the DT's (delirium tremons) from alcohol withdrawal which is what happens to most alcoholics. People who drink as much as Slingblade rarely get sick and puke and have super high alcohol tolerances.
What kills the alcoholic is when you run out of booze and your body demands and needs more which is a nightmare psychologically and can lead to seizures, coma, inability to breathe and death.
Powerlevel but fuck it, I only know this from personal experience years ago when I had DT's so bad while trying to quit alcohol I had to go to the hospital and they spent weeks trying to stabilize me. I fell into a coma and had to be put on a breathing tube. If I hadn't had the foresight or moment of clarity to go to the hospital to begin with I'd be in Toren's boat today.
If he did die from DT's let me tell you it's gotta be one of the most HORRIFIC ways to go. It's literally the scariest most confusing and painful thing ever. The feeling you've lost your mind and you'll never get it back while shaking uncontrollably and being unable to walk of stay still and you just pray for death cause anything better than the sheer unending hell that is DT's. He probably went literally kicking and screaming and crying and cursing at the devil as it goes for most people who drank like him.
I also say that cause when people just say "he passed away in his sleep" It's usually a cover up. No one just suddenly dies in their sleep in their 40s. They do have heart attacks and accidents but that's usually disclosed. Like every heroin addict just "dies in their sleep" cause it's nicer to say than calling them a junkie.
Anyways sorry for all the sperging it just makes me happy that I'm a little more responsible these days than I used to be and grew out of some stupid habits which Toren never did.
As much as I hate him I hope he didn't die from alcohol withdrawal only cause the last few hours of life would've been pure agony.
Anyways back to ADF...
Toren analRIPing was not what I expected either but I don't know why everyone is speculating that he died from alcohol poisoning or from choking on his own vomit while asleep.
While I still think he died from alcohol I bet it was from the DT's (delirium tremons) from alcohol withdrawal which is what happens to most alcoholics. People who drink as much as Slingblade rarely get sick and puke and have super high alcohol tolerances.
What kills the alcoholic is when you run out of booze and your body demands and needs more which is a nightmare psychologically and can lead to seizures, coma, inability to breathe and death.
Powerlevel but fuck it, I only know this from personal experience years ago when I had DT's so bad while trying to quit alcohol I had to go to the hospital and they spent weeks trying to stabilize me. I fell into a coma and had to be put on a breathing tube. If I hadn't had the foresight or moment of clarity to go to the hospital to begin with I'd be in Toren's boat today.
If he did die from DT's let me tell you it's gotta be one of the most HORRIFIC ways to go. It's literally the scariest most confusing and painful thing ever. The feeling you've lost your mind and you'll never get it back while shaking uncontrollably and being unable to walk of stay still and you just pray for death cause anything better than the sheer unending hell that is DT's. He probably went literally kicking and screaming and crying and cursing at the devil as it goes for most people who drank like him.
I also say that cause when people just say "he passed away in his sleep" It's usually a cover up. No one just suddenly dies in their sleep in their 40s. They do have heart attacks and accidents but that's usually disclosed. Like every heroin addict just "dies in their sleep" cause it's nicer to say than calling them a junkie.
Anyways sorry for all the sperging it just makes me happy that I'm a little more responsible these days than I used to be and grew out of some stupid habits which Toren never did.
As much as I hate him I hope he didn't die from alcohol withdrawal only cause the last few hours of life would've been pure agony.
Anyways back to ADF...