"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

You'd need full hazmat suits and some way to restrain him during that time that hopefully doesn't involve anybody having to actually touch him.

I know you'd be wearing a full hazmat suit but still. You'd probably have to burn it afterwards. Pretty sure Taters has diseases that nobody has even heard of by now.

Just have several kiwis armed with this.

 

[DespotCTM]

I still say we would be doing a public good by forming the Tard Washing Corp. First wave (the most brave of our soldiers ) restrain and strip the target, second wave hits them with super shoakers filled with hot soapy water, third wave is the broom unit to scrub the subject clean, while the journalism unit records their screams. Phil would be a good first time practice target but if corse there would be many others.

What about the drive-by shooting unit (people on bikes) armed with garden hoses hosing piggy off?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You'd need full hazmat suits and some way to restrain him during that time that hopefully doesn't involve anybody having to actually touch him.

I know you'd be wearing a full hazmat suit but still. You'd probably have to burn it afterwards. Pretty sure Taters has diseases that nobody has even heard of by now.

Everyone gets 20 seconds of scrubbing, not a milisecond more

I serve the Kiwi Farms

 

[The Dude]

SuperSoakers and garden hoses aren't going to hack it. If you want to stand any chance of getting Philthy anywhere near clean you're gonna need high output pressure washers and firefighting hoses with the long range/tight spray nozzles. And there's a good chance that it would be impossible to get some of his clothing off due to Phil having worn it for so long that it his skin has merged with the fabric.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Could always use a heavy lift drone to douse him in whatever industrial grade solvent that's used to scour metal pipes at oil refineries.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Will Phil spend the weekend guarding his apartment again? Will any unauthorized potatoes make it through the perimeter?

Are these the same comrades that gave him a cake for being the best Antifa Super Soldier?

I completely forgot about that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Will Phil spend the weekend guarding his apartment again? Will any unauthorized potatoes make it through the perimeter?


I completely forgot about that.
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I’d love to know what the real story was there. I bet he saw it in some Portland bakery and, like the capitalist he is, decided this was merchandise he had to have.

 

[obliviousbeard]

SuperSoakers and garden hoses aren't going to hack it. If you want to stand any chance of getting Philthy anywhere near clean you're gonna need high output pressure washers and firefighting hoses with the long range/tight spray nozzles. And there's a good chance that it would be impossible to get some of his clothing off due to Phil having worn it for so long that it his skin has merged with the fabric.

Nah, this is brake cleaner job. Wikipedia says following, though:

They are used for removing oils, fats, resins, tar and dust

So there's 50-50 chance only thing left would be the soles of his boots.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Will Phil spend the weekend guarding his apartment again? Will any unauthorized potatoes make it through the perimeter?


I completely forgot about that.
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Just more of Taters being an absolute sperg and thinking this is some kind of flex.

Like when he supposedly went back home, his mother bought him a pizza and said she loved her trans daughter and that conversation they had with her new boyfriend in the car where everybody was aware of Daddy Rape Day. Then it was discovered he never left Portland. Taters loves to pretend things in his life are great when in reality he bought his own cake.

So there's 50-50 chance only thing left would be the soles of his boots.

So no great loss is what you're saying?

 

[The Dude]

Nah, this is brake cleaner job. Wikipedia says following, though:

So there's 50-50 chance only thing left would be the soles of his boots.

How about that stuff from the end fight in RoboCop? The stuff Emil crashes the Boddicker Gang's van into? Gotta be more effective than brake cleaner.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

oh you Philly-Billy...promises promises


hey now, how did Philthy know I check his posts while I'm taking a morning dump. That's tard-proof-positive that I'm being stalked by Philthy x-self . I will follow his lead and heavily arm myself to protect my command post!

come at me Portland coppers!
I am a lantinx kiwi kween of my taxpayer funded domain!



hmm, I guess Phil missed the memo about how K-dog admitted that it wasn't KF, but the actual site wasn't high profile enough so K-hole told a little fibby fib.
Hey, when a broke fartporn girl has to get high, a broke fartporn girl has to get high...truth be damned when you need that drug money

 

[AnOminous]

oh you Philly-Billy...promises promises

Phil you aren't hardened shit. You're a soft pudgy little man made of dough who lost a fight to a potato. Also you're a retard.

Vid related: it's Phil losing a knife fight to an unarmed potato while acting like an absolute spastic sped.

Chris could kick your ass any day.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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oh you Philly-Billy...promises promises

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hey now, how did Philthy know I check his posts while I'm taking a morning dump. That's tard-proof-positive that I'm being stalked by Philthy x-self . I will follow his lead and heavily arm myself to protect my command post!
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come at me Portland coppers!
I am a lantinx kiwi kween of my taxpayer funded domain!

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hmm, I guess Phil missed the memo about how K-dog admitted that it wasn't KF, but the actual site wasn't high profile enough so K-hole told a little fibby fib.
Hey, when a broke fartporn girl has to get high, a broke fartporn girl has to get high...truth be damned when you need that drug money

Why does this fat little pig think we want to swat him? Is this like when he claimed we wanted nude photos of him because he wanted to post nude photos of himself?

Philip, you may rest assured that if we wanted you dead, we’d just tell you that there was some cheese at the bottom of a well and watch you dive in. But no one wants you dead, because you aren’t important or dangerous.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He’s so desperate for attention, and to be thought of as some important major victim.

Most users of the Farms don’t even know who Phil is now. He’s done nothing but bloviate from behind his screen for years (and not in a fun way). Boring as fuck.

Besides, Phil is a fat, middle-aged man now. Pretending to be some alternative scene kid from 2001 is major cringe. The young ‘uns absolutely swear under their breath when the fat old re.tard shows up to play soldiers. But you have to be nice to re.tarded old men, and Phil’s too autistic to realise that everyone there is just being nice to him because he’s re.tarded.

The sheer second-hand embarrassment of watching a fat old re.tard playing soldiers. Semper fi, Portland alternative types. You have the patience of saints!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Most users of the Farms don’t even know who Phil is now. He’s done nothing but bloviate from behind his screen for years (and not in a fun way). Boring as fuck.

This thread is oldfag central. I would be gobsmacked if anyone new knew about him.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Phil you aren't hardened shit. You're a soft pudgy little man made of dough who lost a fight to a potato. Also you're a retard.

Vid related: it's Phil losing a knife fight to an unarmed potato while acting like an absolute spastic sped.
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Chris could kick your ass any day.

I never noticed he was holding the handle the wrong way around in that video. He's pressing the finger grooves into his palm. Maybe that's why he always wears gloves.

 

[The Dude]

I've said this before, but it's a good thing for Phil that he's too retarded and unintelligent that he's seemingly incapable of feeling embarrassment and shame like a normal person, nor is he seemingly capable of self-reflection and introspection. Because any normal, intelligent person finding themselves stuck in Phil's life, having done all the foolish, asinine, impulsive, shameful, embarrassing shit Phil has done would quickly kill themselves out of sheer humiliation and the dread of living such a wasted, worthless life.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I've said this before, but it's a good thing for Phil that he's too retarded and unintelligent that he's seemingly incapable of feeling embarrassment and shame like a normal person, nor is he seemingly capable of self-reflection and introspection. Because any normal, intelligent person finding themselves stuck in Phil's life, having done all the foolish, asinine, impulsive, shameful, embarrassing shit Phil has done would quickly kill themselves out of sheer humiliation and the dread of living such a wasted, worthless life.

The fearless warrior act makes a lot of sense considering his social circles. The only groups that will accept him are the groups that aren't allowed to gatekeep degenerate retards. He also lives in the PNW. Playing antifa super soldier is the only mask he can wear to ensure supportive interactions from other human beings from time to time.

The cyclist fags don't want him. The Latinx's don't want him. The philosophical Marxists don't want him. The BDSM weirdos don't want him.

The moment that Antifa kicks him out, he will develop a new autistic fixation and contort his personality and lifestyle around it. Either way, no matter much he prays and begs, his father will never molest him.

 

[moorhen]

The moment that Antifa kicks him out, he will develop a new autistic fixation and contort his personality and lifestyle around it. Either way, no matter much he prays and begs, his father will never molest him.

Whenever you see videos of him with antifa he looks barely associated this the people around him, and you can’t really stop someone from showing up to a public place.
One would assume that he’s tolerated because, at a glance, he looks vaguely threatening.

Until you get close enough to see that the bulk is fat and not clothes, the autistic patches and hear his laboured breathing from standing up too long.
Then he can be defeated by walking up a flight of stairs at a brisk pace, or standing upwind so he can’t attempt to pepper spray you.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if the reason he keeps bringing swatting up is because he wants us to do it, because he thinks it’ll give him a popularity boost.