"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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In addition to our Kiwi Agents there will be others attending the trial.
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There will be agents monitoring the bus routes to the courthouse on Tuesday as well.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Filthy Fill had another call into the court today and a trial date was set. Unlike Dave Muscato the wheels of justice are moving lightening fast. Trial is next week on the 21st.
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I've acquired a job at American assets trust under a fake name, meaning on Tuesday I will have clear line of sight from the 18th floor window as he arrives
Once he reaches the third step operation Kenny Heart will commence
Ensure team ten three charlie are stationed for rapid evac on Madison Street

We do this by the book, I had to call in a favour with mossad and it cost us the Gaza ceasefire deal, so no mistakes
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
LOL check the relpies
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The undefeated, biggest laughingstock on the internet.
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I dunno. Phil just gets off on the attention. He’s too retarded to understand that everyone is laughing at him, not with him. Ngo claiming Phil is violent etc makes him sound dangerous, when Phil’s not even a danger to vegetables, never mind people. His pepper spray was a spastic idiocy, not him being some cold-hearted violence planner.

Still hope the fat twat gets the book thrown at him though.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I suppose he wouldn’t, given that it’s pretty obvious he’s on the outs with Antifa.
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What do you mean? The leader of Antifa for Portland or Oregon or whatever bought him a cake for being such a good Superspud. Are you implying that Taters bought that himself? I mean I know I am.

Every group that he's belonged to has kicked him out or has kept him on a short leash because he's more trouble than he's worth.

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I love how Ngo picks the most retarded-looking photos of Phil he can find. Next, he should use the Bondage Walrus one.
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To be fair every picture of Taters is retarded-looking. It's why you can see the derp even when his entire face is covered.

And yes. the Bondage Walrus phase was always my favorite.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I dunno. Phil just gets off on the attention. He’s too retarded to understand that everyone is laughing at him, not with him. Ngo claiming Phil is violent etc makes him sound dangerous, when Phil’s not even a danger to vegetables, never mind people. His pepper spray was a spastic idiocy, not him being some cold-hearted violence planner.

Still hope the fat twat gets the book thrown at him though.
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If he gets jail time it would be great. You know he'd be cowering in his cell for fear of anybody coming for him.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He’s getting to that stage in the fantasy where his autism causes him to get confused about what’s physically possible in the real world. In this case, the idea that he could have a bunch of armed soldiers in his apartment without the police being called.
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Don't listen to Tragi! You can totally do a spinning bird kick after a backwards somersault!
Film it to extra own the farms!

Pzzzt Extraction point Tetra Alpha Retro Delta is ready, just pull the heavy duty degreaser and push the bar of soap you've been issued into the slot and you're good to go
 
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ain't gonna happen (he's just being charged with a misdemeanor, right?) but I'd like to see mega-punishment for Phil..probation where he's not allowed to purchase, possess or display weapons including pepper spray and batons
ditto for tactical gear...helmets, gas masks, body armor

hell, I'd even throw in a few bucks to help him get long sleeve cotton, pastel colored (except pink), button front shirts with a collar

he'd be ADORABLE
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Guys we totally don’t know how antifa works.
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I thought antifa doesn’t exist.
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I was going to ask what the reply to his posts were but I'm petty sure he's just in a chain with himself.

At this point, do you think we could get Portland Antifa to give the potato the ol' scrubbing if we offered them some money? Throw in an extra $100 if they hold him down and record his autistic screams.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
At this point, do you think we could get Portland Antifa to give the potato the ol' scrubbing and if we offered them some money? Throw in an extra $100 if they hold him down and record his autistic screams.
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90% of them would sell him out for a joint and a can of monster, because they’re all burnt out losers with nothing going on in their lives.
 
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moorhen said:
90% of them would sell him out for a joint and a can of monster, because they’re all burnt out losers with nothing going on in their lives.
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I'd feel bad for going that low, you have to take into account the lasting mental scars they would get from having to touch and smell Phil. My DMs are always open to an offer if any Rose City members happen to be reading this though. :christine::jaceknife:
 
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I think we should get a rogue plastic surgeon to give him liposuction and facial surgery so he no longer looks obviously retarded and therefore loses his tugboat. Or we could just tell people we did it, because what’s he going to do - post a photo of himself to prove he still looks like a retard? He’s too stupid to do that.
 
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