"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

My favorite was Bondage Walrus, back before he became so ashamed of his mongoloid facial features that he started hiding them.
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The sheer stupidity of his face never fails to make me chuckle.
at least in that pic his leather corset is comparatively slimming

I just lament that he never, AFIAK< got into cycling lycra....
as the saying goes...Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right*

* I'm not so sure Hackers coined that. I seem to remember is floating in the ether before that, but it has been a bit of time
 
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I think possibly the funniest Phil Phailure is getting a tattoo of a bike on him while being literally too exceptional even to ride one.
A lot of stupid people get tattoos of their children. The only difference here is Phil was retarded before he did it.
 
A lot of stupid people get tattoos of their children. The only difference here is Phil was exceptional before he did it.
I never would have pegged (ewww, poor choice of words) Philthy for a 60s comedy fan

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I wonder if Phillips parents got divorced and his mom was an exceptional being and thus he took his mom's side and hated his dad or was it something else.
Yes, I think this is a huge part of it. I think Phil's mom is retarded, maybe not as retarded as he is, but definitely not playing with a full deck of cards. Guess she really did pass her defective genes on to the next generation. Explains why Phil's brother needs to be kept in a group home, though somehow Phil's brother still manages to be less exceptional than Phil himself! Either way I definitely believe she pushed Phil to claim Angelo "abused" him.

ADF did meet with Angelo's black wife/gf back in the 2012-2014 range, and Rika also made ADF call Angelo to ask about me in 2012 as well to find out information. ADF was not thrilled with Angelo and doxed him/license plate number.
Given what we know about Phil, there's probably some level of animosity against his dad for marrying a black woman too. Phil is... well pretty damn racist, so I'm sure he's salty over that. Of course I'm also sure he's salty that his dad can actually get a relationship in the first place while Phil will be alone his entire life.

I am not but hey it’s ADF. I kind of put nothing past him these days.
I mean, if we're being honest I can vaguely remember something about Phil creeping on younger girls before. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me too much. Phil is a heterosexual male who desperately wants validation and equates sex to being an "adult." He did have a weird fixation on Khourine back in the day and his Antifa granny handler, neither of whom were exactly lookers themselves. Makes you wonder if he's just too autistic to express himself as a semi-normal human and instead throws it into his gay antifa bondage clown personality....

So now he's a disabled, trans, satanist, antifa communist? How many labels will he have by next year?
A lot fewer, probably, because he has trouble sticking with identities nowadays. He's not quite sure what the kids are into, and he doesn't know how to be edgy. He's always played at some form of leftism but he's not sure what he's "supposed" to do and say. Also he doesn't want to claim being disabled, which is ironic as it's the one protected class he actually DOES belong to. But, you know, it's not cool and rebellious. Can't upset his parents that way.

The real question is how many of them will get tattooed.
Definitely less, but that's partly because he's running out of space, possibly money too. That's the problem with running out to tattoo your random autistic interest of the week on your body; eventually you'll lose interest and move on. Now he's stuck with stupid lesbian, bicycle and faux Spanish tattoos that don't go with his current LARP.

At this stage I feel like, why post selfies at all? He’s embarrassed about his rat teeth, wattle, pig nose, derp eyes and general obesity. He lays so much crap on top of his images that you can barely even tell it’s a human.
Autism? Because he WANTS to be seen. He NEEDS validation. He desperately wants to be accepted as part of youth culture and social media, but he doesn't really understand that everyone is either ignoring him or laughing at him. He will keep posting "selfies" that don't even include his fat ugly face in some sort of autistic belief it will make him "internet famous."

I absolutely love the bikes with Phil. One of the reasons he glommed on to them was due to his autistic weeaboo phase. He saw the chinese character riding a bike. So of course bikes were tied to chink communism in his mind. And when he later on turned whatever commie freak he was supposed to be, it became a part of his identity.
Tattoos of bikes, all sorts of cycling gear including helmets and bike locks. Without owning a bike. Then he found out some feminist cycling
Yes, he had a sexual attraction towards the cartoon character of China from Hetalia, then later he found out about "Dykes on Bikes" and liked it because of the rhyming. That's it. That's what he built an entire identity around.

Also I think he had fantasies (and possibly tattoos) of feminists beating up pudgy men (like him) with bike locks. Fucking bike locks man. :story:
Well that does suggest he is (at least mostly) heterosexual. I mean, yeah its a weirdly specific fetish, but it's a straight one.

And the next thing you know out when you come out of the backroom is Phil wandering in the aisles with his handler. Bouncing, squeaking and doing all kinds of tard stuff and maybe trying to chat with other clients and you're there just thinking if he does even understand birds and bees, and what this stuff is used for.
Nah, they have to deal with worse on a regular basis. As gross and annoying as Phil is, he isn't the worst thing they'd have to deal with. Not by a long shot. Especially if he had his tard wrangler with him. I'm sure they wiped down everything he touched though.

Guess nobody told spuds that image of Baphomet is actually the celtic horned god Cernunnos, or that the name Baphomet is a corruption/mistranslation of the ancient french word Mahomet. a.k.a. Mohammed.
Not entirely. The name Baphomet almost certainly does come from a French corruption of Muhammad, but the allegation was that the Knights Templar were "secret Muslims," and venerating the skull or head of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). Such a practice wouldn't be entirely unknown to Medieval Catholics, who certainly did venerate relics of saints. However it's based on a misinterpretation of Islam as a "pagan" religion.

However, any association between the name Baphomet and Cernunnos is much, much later. Certainly the idea of the Devil being associated with horned figures may call to mind deities like Pan or Cernunnos but Celtic religion was well and truly dead by the 14th century. Besides which, records from the trial suggest "Baphomet" was a head or skull. Any association between Baphomet and the hermaphroditic goat headed figure goes back to 19th century French occultist Éliphas Lévi. Indeed the popular image of Baphomet is just a copy of his drawing from 'Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie' in 1854. I believe it was Crowley who popularized the name in the English speaking world.

Much of that imagery goes back to Hermeticism, Thelema, High Ritual Magick, Demonology, Goetia, Kabbalah and other Western esoteric paths. In particular, hermaphroditic figures featured pretty commonly in Gnosticism (which may well link back to the real life Knights Templar and other Christian groups) but a lot of the stuff is fairly recent too.

Ironically, Phil would probably be "edgier" if he just reverted to Islam instead of play acting as a cartoon "Satanist."
 
My favorite was Bondage Walrus, back before he became so ashamed of his mongoloid facial features that he started hiding them.
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The sheer stupidity of his face never fails to make me chuckle.
That was pretty bad. I still thought his attempts with makeup were funnier. The attempt at the chola eyebrows? Or when he had his makeup done by a juggalo who just didn’t give a shit?

Phil has had so many exceptional looks for us to laugh at. I can’t wait to see his Satanist look.
 
Phil has had so many exceptional looks for us to laugh at. I can’t wait to see his Satanist look.
It's going to be discount Hot-Topic by ways of Goodwill or whatever cheap Chinese crap he can buy to make his ensemble. Then dye his hair black, add dark eye makeup and just stumble around his apartment going "Ave Satanas" before ordering a pizza as an offering to his dark lord which he'll totally eat himself.

It's not like he's going to be going out dressed like that though. That would mean he has balls and convictions and a need to show off. No he's going to cower in his tard-bunker and just post more cheap Chinese craft that he bought.
 
It's going to be discount Hot-Topic by ways of Goodwill or whatever cheap Chinese crap he can buy to make his ensemble. Then dye his hair black, add dark eye makeup and just stumble around his apartment going "Ave Satanas" before ordering a pizza as an offering to his dark lord which he'll totally eat himself.

It's not like he's going to be going out dressed like that though. That would mean he has balls and convictions and a need to show off. No he's going to cower in his tard-bunker and just post more cheap Chinese craft that he bought.
Honestly the more you look at Phil the more I realize that boomers ruined their kids.
 
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He can't bare to show his face anymore. I don't blame him.
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Oh Phil,
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Nobody was wondering what was in the background. You just want to show off what you blew your tard bux on.
Of all the demonic images he could have picked to conceal his piggy face, I’m glad he picked one that looks like a boar,
At least iron the flag before you put it on the wall
Would his “Tread On Communists” flag take an iron? It looks like it would melt pretty easily.
 
I wouldn't shoot photos of myself if I was that uncomfortable with looking like a pig with down syndrome, but alas Phil can't stop.
Yeah but for the longest time Taters thought he looked tough and was good looking. All the talk of him having derped eyes and a retard mouth has obviously gotten to him. So he hides his deformities from the camera and thinks he's being clever in doing do.
 
Yeah but for the longest time Taters thought he looked tough and was good looking. All the talk of him having derped eyes and an exceptional individual mouth has obviously gotten to him. So he hides his deformities from the camera and thinks he's being clever in doing do.
If je was one of smart autists he'd have developed an ai filter to block his mug by now, or something. Granted if he had even normal reasoning capabilities he wouldn't even be on the radar most likely.
 
Yeah but for the longest time Taters thought he looked tough and was good looking. All the talk of him having derped eyes and an exceptional individual mouth has obviously gotten to him. So he hides his deformities from the camera and thinks he's being clever in doing do.

Don't forget his brown, rotting, gapped beaver teeth. That was the first thing he got really self-conscious about when we started pointing them out, even before his Fetal Alcohol tard eyes. Kinda funny how he's now plastering decals over his face, like the cartoon Chinese dragon-pig-demon thing in his latest photo. It shows not only how insecure about his looks he still is, but also how absurdly childish Phil is.

Speaking of his teeth: I can only imagine how bad Phil's teeth are these days. I wonder how many of them have simply rotted away into nothing but nasty holes?
 
Do all antifa idiots cover their faces like this or is it just Phil?
 
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