"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Tragi-Chan said:
I love how he keeps threatening people who film Antifa, then keeps posting photos of himself. I bet the real reason he doesn’t want people filming is because we can see the footage and note the absence of exceptional potato-men on the front lines.
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He sees antifaspergs posting things like that and he likes talking tough the way his idols do.
 
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obliviousbeard said:
managed to get trench foot, while living inside a flat, since he was too stupid to figure out shoelaces
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Phil's trenchfoot was self-inflicted and it's hilarious. He was wearing a pair of boots that weren't his size, a pair of thick ass wool socks and the boots were tied super tight, like asshole tight. Phil slept in them and wore them non-stop; I think this was when he was staying with the vodka gremlin and their place was in the 80's. It was a prime environment for mold.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
He was wearing a pair of boots that weren't his size, a pair of thick ass wool socks and the boots were tied super tight, like asshole tight.
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I think he was literally too retarded or fat to tie them himself, so never took them off because he'd never get them tied again without help from someone slightly less retarded and yet willing to be anywhere near his disgusting, diseased feet.
 
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obliviousbeard said:
The real question is, did he try asking Toren to untie his laces, or was he already afraid of bedroom hogging ogres at that point?
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It's funny that Phil still follows Toren. Or his he so exceptional that the doesn't realize who he is?
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MasterDisaster said:
Phil's trenchfoot was self-inflicted and it's hilarious. He was wearing a pair of boots that weren't his size, a pair of thick ass wool socks and the boots were tied super tight, like asshole tight. Phil slept in them and wore them non-stop; I think this was when he was staying with the vodka gremlin and their place was in the 80's. It was a prime environment for mold.
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Phil developed his nasty green Shrek feet during his "houseless" period, long before his subsidized re-tard housing. Much of that time was spent in California, so he was wearing heavy, cheap combat and hiking boots with thick socks in a warm, humid climate, so it really is no surprise that he'd end up with grody green shit all over his feet. He probably keeps his boots on all the time because his feet terrify him.
 
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I miss Phil lying about drive-by shootings and attacks by "Kiwi Farms agents" for attention, his fake suicide threats to mooch couches to surf and money for frivolous bullshit, and getting his fat ass banned from Leftard spaces because his typical self-important, entitled behavior would piss off all the filthy Commies and hippies. Ever since he got his own apartment he's been boring as fuck. It's been nothing but playing make-believe that he's a tough revolutionary guerrilla, and a couple of half-assed attempts at faking getting fake vagina surgery. He hasn't even made any attention-whoring "A Kiwi tried to take my picture, so I beat them up and broke their phone!" posts in years. Now all he does is posts about "I'm a super scary Satanic Communist! Isn't Ass-Pain Salami totally edgy?!" Phil has always been one of the most lame and pathetic creatures to ooze his way upon God's green Earth, but now he's just so boring. I guess he's just gotten too old and fat to even make the minimal effort he once could muster to where even slapping his thumbs against a phone screen to make Twitter posts completely exhausts him.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil developed his nasty green Shrek feet during his "houseless" period, long before his subsidized re-tard housing. Much of that time was spent in California, so he was wearing heavy, cheap combat and hiking boots with thick socks in a warm, humid climate, so it really is no surprise that he'd end up with grody green shit all over his feet. He probably keeps his boots on all the time because his feet terrify him.
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They really need to keep an eye on their extremities, I'd put them at very high risk for diabetes, (overweight/age/poverty/autism etcetera) and their quality of life isn't going to be improved by having to deal with bad feet/ btk amputations..
 
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The Dude said:
I miss Phil lying about drive-by shootings and attacks by "Kiwi Farms agents" for attention, his fake suicide threats to mooch couches to surf and money for frivolous bullshit, and getting his fat ass banned from Leftard spaces because his typical self-important, entitled behavior would piss off all the filthy Commies and hippies. Ever since he got his own apartment he's been boring as fuck. It's been nothing but playing make-believe that he's a tough revolutionary guerrilla, and a couple of half-assed attempts at faking getting fake vagina surgery. He hasn't even made any attention-whoring "A Kiwi tried to take my picture, so I beat them up and broke their phone!" posts in years. Now all he does is posts about "I'm a super scary Satanic Communist! Isn't Ass-Pain Salami totally edgy?!" Phil has always been one of the most lame and pathetic creatures to ooze his way upon God's green Earth, but now he's just so boring. I guess he's just gotten too old and fat to even make the minimal effort he once could muster to where even slapping his thumbs against a phone screen to make Twitter posts completely exhausts him.
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I feel exactly the same way. Fortunately for us, it’s only a matter of time before Phil finds a way to get himself evicted and we get the homeless saga part 2. Time to get our kiwi agents to move into the same apartment building as Phil and tell his landlord the disgusting things he’s doing.

Think we can recruit his old neighbor (David?) to spy on him again?
 
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Lance Private Drop Off said:
They really need to keep an eye on their extremities, I'd put them at very high risk for diabetes, (overweight/age/poverty/autism etcetera) and their quality of life isn't going to be improved by having to deal with bad feet/ btk amputations..
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Who is “they”?

Does the dope still pretend to have multiple personalities?
 
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