"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Narcissists fatten out with age.

fify

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Funny how absolutely everyone hates Joe Biden, even if it’s for wildly different reasons.

Joe Biden is the equivalent of mayonnaise on Wonder bread. Bland, kinda greasy and not something you'd really want all by itself. The only reason he's in power is because more people wanted Trump gone and figured he was the lesser of two evils.

I think the beginning of the end was when he pretended to get his dick cut off. In his potato head, he thought this was going to be the ultimate victory over Kiwi Farms. He built this up over months and months and then, when the big day came, we just laughed at him and pointed out the holes in his story.

After the initial impotent rage and threats of violence, he just sort of dropped it. He completely forgot about the breast augmentation and FFS he claimed he was getting.

There was the Antifa saga, but the obstacle to glory there was always going to be that he didn’t actually do anything, so he’d never be more than tear gas fodder. There’s really nothing he can do to return to his mid-20s peak.

Yeah the whole getting his balls cut off saga was peak Taters. Now he's kinda boring. He acts tough online but is unsurprisingly dull. Except when he tries to flex on people like cutting up that potato on camera and tries to act tough.

 

[Positron]

I remember he was claiming to stalk an exfriend who posted on the farms, put up pictures of himself in horrible chola makeup, was seen in a library looking ridiculous, plotted ops against kiwi drive by shooters, and spent stupid amounts of money on painted baseball bats. Why can’t that Phil come back?

I think Phil is in a long bout of depression. After he claimed "victory" because of his supposed mangled groin, he had no goals in life. And no matter whether he really had the surgery or not, his life has been getting suckier by the day and his health is not getting better. He is desperate to seek the high back when he was with Jordman, terrorizing LGBT groups and taking their fund for pizza parties. But he is old, too old, and thus can no longer insert himself in groups of naive tweens. I think at some level Phil realize this: the happy old life denies him, and he is too dumb, too unemployable, to start over a new leaf.

 

[Ophelia]

Joe Biden is the equivalent of mayonnaise on Wonder bread. Bland, kinda greasy and not something you'd really want all by itself. The only reason he's in power is because more people wanted Trump gone and figured he was the lesser of two evils.

Joe Biden himself, yes. Joe Biden The Administration is a clusterfuck.

 

[The Dude]

I think Phil is in a long bout of depression. After he claimed "victory" because of his supposed mangled groin, he had no goals in life. And no matter whether he really had the surgery or not, his life has been getting suckier by the day and his health is not getting better. He is desperate to seek the high back when he was with Jordman, terrorizing LGBT groups and taking their fund for pizza parties. But he is old, too old, and thus can no longer insert himself in groups of naive tweens. I think at some level Phil realize this: the happy old life denies him, and he is too dumb, too unemployable, to start over a new leaf.

I actually wish Philthy had gotten his crotch butchered into a kinda-gina, because it would have been a lot funnier than what really happened. He had been hyping up getting GRS for years. He had been going on and on at length about how getting his dick flipped would make him a real woman, bring him true happiness and fulfillment, solve all his problems, make his life complete, and shut up those damn dirty Kiwi Farms bullies for good. And we're how many years on from when he claimed to get the rotten-crotch surgery? Literally nothing has improved or really even changed in Phil's life. He's still the same sad, fat, pathetic loser trying to impress those around him that he was the day before his alleged surgery. He's still not a woman, he's still playing make-believe as a "super soldier" in his apartment, he still has few (if any) friends, he still has no power or authority, he's still broke, he's still not accepted in any groups, no one is impressed with him or respects him as an adult, everyone still views him as an Autistic bumblefuck...the only things that have changed since then have been where Phil lives, what he calls himself, and what groups he claims to associate with. It's all hilarious, but if Phil really did get the chop then it would be so much more so because of how much importance he placed on it and he would have gone to all that trouble for literally nothing.

 

[Miss Misery]

Joe Biden is the equivalent of mayonnaise on Wonder bread. Bland, kinda greasy and not something you'd really want all by itself.

If you add a big hunk of flødeharvati to it then it's pretty great... but then we'd be Danes and nobody wants that.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I actually wish Philthy had gotten his crotch butchered into a kinda-gina, because it would have been a lot funnier than what really happened. He had been hyping up getting GRS for years. He had been going on and on at length about how getting his dick flipped would make him a real woman, bring him true happiness and fulfillment, solve all his problems, make his life complete, and shut up those damn dirty Kiwi Farms bullies for good. And we're how many years on from when he claimed to get the rotten-crotch surgery? Literally nothing has improved or really even changed in Phil's life. He's still the same sad, fat, pathetic loser trying to impress those around him that he was the day before his alleged surgery. He's still not a woman, he's still playing make-believe as a "super soldier" in his apartment, he still has few (if any) friends, he still has no power or authority, he's still broke, he's still not accepted in any groups, no one is impressed with him or respects him as an adult, everyone still views him as an Autistic bumblefuck...the only things that have changed since then have been where Phil lives, what he calls himself, and what groups he claims to associate with. It's all hilarious, but if Phil really did get the chop then it would be so much more so because of how much importance he placed on it and he would have gone to all that trouble for literally nothing.

Not to mention it would entirely remove him from the gene pool. He’s probably still fertile since it’s been attested that he throws his hormones down the storm drain or put them into a liquid and pours it over statues. I remember a bunch of us actually celebrating on here saying “Oh thank God! He can’t reproduce anymore! It all ends with him dying and being buried in an unmarked grave!” And things to that effect. Then when we all just laughed at him and celebrated if I recall correctly he suicide baited and then posted a few days later like nothing happened. Which of course made us make fun of him even more.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If you add a big hunk of flødeharvati to it then it's pretty great... but then we'd be Danes and nobody wants that.

Havarti is good, well I used to like it when I was younger.

I actually wish Philthy had gotten his crotch butchered into a kinda-gina, because it would have been a lot funnier than what really happened. He had been hyping up getting GRS for years. He had been going on and on at length about how getting his dick flipped would make him a real woman, bring him true happiness and fulfillment, solve all his problems, make his life complete, and shut up those damn dirty Kiwi Farms bullies for good. And we're how many years on from when he claimed to get the rotten-crotch surgery? Literally nothing has improved or really even changed in Phil's life. He's still the same sad, fat, pathetic loser trying to impress those around him that he was the day before his alleged surgery. He's still not a woman, he's still playing make-believe as a "super soldier" in his apartment, he still has few (if any) friends, he still has no power or authority, he's still broke, he's still not accepted in any groups, no one is impressed with him or respects him as an adult, everyone still views him as an Autistic bumblefuck...the only things that have changed since then have been where Phil lives, what he calls himself, and what groups he claims to associate with. It's all hilarious, but if Phil really did get the chop then it would be so much more so because of how much importance he placed on it and he would have gone to all that trouble for literally nothing.

The absolute clusterfuck that would have gone on from that would have been wonderful to behold. With his level of hygiene his faux-gina would have rotted away into nothing and Taters would have had to get corrective surgery to fix it. In the end he'd be completely mutilated down there and of course would blame the Orchards for it all when all he had to do was use soap and water on a regular basis and wash his underwear.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I’m in the camp that still believes Phil got his dickflip. The couple of knee-up shots showing his backslash hack job also had the cabbage tattoo on his thigh that would’ve been hard to shop in, and the hilarious photo with his pants half-down just shows what an amateur Dr Dugi was at dickflip surgery (most dickflips still look like a bloke that’s tucking anyway, because of how many of them are done).

I just find it hilarious (and tragic) that someone would be so invested in proving themselves to a bunch of internet nobodies that they cut off their own genitalia. Fucking spectacular. I’m still secretly hoping for a massive tits implant saga, but the last time Phil mentioned surgery was to moan about needing amhole revision surgery.

Which leads me to another point. What if Phil’s so quiet and even less inclined to venture out that usual because his shotgun-blasted crotch is causing him constant pain? It’d certainly put a downer on even the most angry of anarchists, and Phil was always a pussy to begin with. Plus, as others have noted, Phil expected his life to be perfect after getting his dickflip. Instead he lost his permanent housing and is now on the second round of renting a broom cupboard from a bunch of lefty idiots half his age.

It won’t be long until Phil is inevitably homeless once more, and is too old, filthy and re.tarded for young anarchocommies to take him in. Then he’ll be back to the bridge, complaining that women’s shelters won’t kiss his ass, and the potter’s field. Things should’ve stabilised for the little sped when he was given his own flat, but the idiot had to ignore all warnings and allow an alcoholic grifter to move in, take over and then help to get him evicted. Phil’s about to learn why you shouldn’t expect second chances when it comes to charity, and we’re about to see in real time why some people will always end up homeless and in a fucking mess no matter how much welfare or housing you give them.

Not with a bang, but with a whisper, and all that.

 

[Ophelia]

Not with a bang, but a squeak.

I would think that he’d bitch about pain down there more often if he had it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Or post horrific porn of him playing with it.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'm honestly not sure which camp I'm in - dickflip happened, or dickflip never happened. I think I probably lean more towards the "never happened" side, as knowing Phil's hygeine and discipline level, he'd surely be dead by now if Dugi had done the deed.

But there's no doubt in my mind which one I HOPE is the case. Phil cutting his own penis off in order to "own" some internet trolls is on the short list of funniest things I've ever seen happen online, and if it's all a lie, I'd rather not know.

 

[Alex Krycek]

When he’s homeless I could legitimately see him pissing someone off to the point they beat him to death.

Even by homeless people standards Phil is extremely unpleasant to be around. There’s this guy I buy food for and give a couple bucks on my way home from work because if I don’t see him, well that’s dinner, and if I do then he can eat for the evening and grab himself a couple of beers. May even toss him a couple of smokes if he’s low, but it’s because he’s a nice old black guy who doesn’t act retarded, he always thanks me and we’ve even shared a couple beers at the spot he camps out at before. He’s not a retard, or completely inept, just a depressed divorcee.

If I saw Phil begging for cash, I’d probably give him a smoke or two because of how ridiculous he looks. Just ask him what he’s all about. The moment he started talking I’d literally just laugh at him. Tell him to gtfo, maybe threaten to beat the shit out of him if he kept getting uppity.

I don’t buy he actually slept under any bridge for any substantial period of time. He’s not emotionally equipped for that and the other homeless wouldn’t take kindly to…. That. A man who bounces and squeaks and is covered in shitty tattoos, mall ninja gear, and literal garbage. They’d beat the absolute shit out of him.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don’t buy he actually slept under any bridge for any substantial period of time. He’s not emotionally equipped for that and the other homeless wouldn’t take kindly to…. That. A man who bounces and squeaks and is covered in shitty tattoos, mall ninja gear, and literal garbage. They’d beat the absolute shit out of him.

I could be wrong, but my understanding is that Phil mostly hung around with Crusties. All Crusties are covered in shitty tattoos, some sort of mall gear, and garbage; that's what makes them Crusties.

Not saying he wouldn't get the shit kicked out of him - he would. But just as Phil was able to worm his way into Antifa for a few weeks, I could see Phil being allowed under a bridge for at least a couple days before the rest of the bums got sick of him.

 

[AnOminous]

But there's no doubt in my mind which one I HOPE is the case. Phil cutting his own penis off in order to "own" some internet trolls is on the short list of funniest things I've ever seen happen online, and if it's all a lie, I'd rather not know.

He wouldn't be the first. Remember Dorian Thorn? He wasn't even a troon, just a moron who cut off his own dick.

 

[JY's Tampon]

A prominent antifa troon in Portland killed himself over the weekend. Phil must really be out of the antifa loop if he hasn't been spouting off over it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I will say, knowing what I know now, I'm more inclined to think he at least got his balls chopped off than I was in the past. At the time this was actually happening we knew Portland was very tranny-affirmative and their standards for getting procedures done was very low, but I thought stuff like the weight requirements and having basic hygiene were still things that were taken into account. Now, though, I know there's pretty much nothing that causes srs surgeons or insurance to reject a patient. Hell, there's a guy in the srs nightmare thread that they gave a neovag to despite him losing his bladder to cancer and having Marfan's, because apprently the motto of the American healthcare and insurance industry is "an amhole for every tranny and a breast reduction for every softboi".

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If I saw Phil begging for cash, I’d probably give him a smoke or two because of how ridiculous he looks. Just ask him what he’s all about. The moment he started talking I’d literally just laugh at him. Tell him to gtfo, maybe threaten to beat the shit out of him if he kept getting uppity.

If I saw Phil begging for money and he started talking to me, I'd probably steal whatever money is in his begging tin out of annoyance. Whatever money that was given to him would have been better used as kindling.

 

[The Dude]

I’m in the camp that still believes Phil got his dickflip. The couple of knee-up shots showing his backslash hack job also had the cabbage tattoo on his thigh that would’ve been hard to shop in, and the hilarious photo with his pants half-down just shows what an amateur Dr Dugi was at dickflip surgery (most dickflips still look like a bloke that’s tucking anyway, because of how many of them are done).

I just find it hilarious (and tragic) that someone would be so invested in proving themselves to a bunch of internet nobodies that they cut off their own genitalia. Fucking spectacular. I’m still secretly hoping for a massive tits implant saga, but the last time Phil mentioned surgery was to moan about needing amhole revision surgery.

Which leads me to another point. What if Phil’s so quiet and even less inclined to venture out that usual because his shotgun-blasted crotch is causing him constant pain? It’d certainly put a downer on even the most angry of anarchists, and Phil was always a pussy to begin with. Plus, as others have noted, Phil expected his life to be perfect after getting his dickflip. Instead he lost his permanent housing and is now on the second round of renting a broom cupboard from a bunch of lefty idiots half his age.

It won’t be long until Phil is inevitably homeless once more, and is too old, filthy and re.tarded for young anarchocommies to take him in. Then he’ll be back to the bridge, complaining that women’s shelters won’t kiss his ass, and the potter’s field. Things should’ve stabilised for the little sped when he was given his own flat, but the idiot had to ignore all warnings and allow an alcoholic grifter to move in, take over and then help to get him evicted. Phil’s about to learn why you shouldn’t expect second chances when it comes to charity, and we’re about to see in real time why some people will always end up homeless and in a fucking mess no matter how much welfare or housing you give them.

Not with a bang, but with a whisper, and all that.

The tattoos are easy to explain and wouldn't even require Photoshop: he simply drew copies of his tattoos on whatever fat troon was standing in for him in the photos. Phil designed most of his own shitty tard scribble tats anyways, and it's exactly the kind of stupid plan he would come up with.

Or post horrific porn of him playing with it.

Exactly. The lack of photos makes Phil getting GRS even more doubtful. In the past, any time Phil had some big thing that he was excitedly trying to get, like his bike or some new Mall Ninja weapon, he would post several photos of it to social media and talk endlessly about it. He barely posted any photos or talked much about his supposed new vagoo. It's completely at odds with how Phil operated at the time.

I'm honestly not sure which camp I'm in - dickflip happened, or dickflip never happened. I think I probably lean more towards the "never happened" side, as knowing Phil's hygeine and discipline level, he'd surely be dead by now if Dugi had done the deed.

But there's no doubt in my mind which one I HOPE is the case. Phil cutting his own penis off in order to "own" some internet trolls is on the short list of funniest things I've ever seen happen online, and if it's all a lie, I'd rather not know.

And don't forget about dilating. Look at the cows who actually did get the chop, like Kevin Gibes, and how much they bitch about having to dilate their fake 'gines. And how painful the whole thing is. Phil made some half-hearted posts about dilating very early on, then dropped the whole subject entirely.

When he’s homeless I could legitimately see him pissing someone off to the point they beat him to death.

Even by homeless people standards Phil is extremely unpleasant to be around. There’s this guy I buy food for and give a couple bucks on my way home from work because if I don’t see him, well that’s dinner, and if I do then he can eat for the evening and grab himself a couple of beers. May even toss him a couple of smokes if he’s low, but it’s because he’s a nice old black guy who doesn’t act retarded, he always thanks me and we’ve even shared a couple beers at the spot he camps out at before. He’s not a retard, or completely inept, just a depressed divorcee.

If I saw Phil begging for cash, I’d probably give him a smoke or two because of how ridiculous he looks. Just ask him what he’s all about. The moment he started talking I’d literally just laugh at him. Tell him to gtfo, maybe threaten to beat the shit out of him if he kept getting uppity.

I don’t buy he actually slept under any bridge for any substantial period of time. He’s not emotionally equipped for that and the other homeless wouldn’t take kindly to…. That. A man who bounces and squeaks and is covered in shitty tattoos, mall ninja gear, and literal garbage. They’d beat the absolute shit out of him.

Phil very, very rarely slept on the streets or "under bridges" when he was "houseless". More often than not he would rent motel rooms, mooch a couch to surf at someone's home, or stayed in shelters if he was out of money and couldn't sucker someone into letting him crash with them.

I will say, knowing what I know now, I'm more inclined to think he at least got his balls chopped off than I was in the past. At the time this was actually happening we knew Portland was very tranny-affirmative and their standards for getting procedures done was very low, but I thought stuff like the weight requirements and having basic hygiene were still things that were taken into account. Now, though, I know there's pretty much nothing that causes srs surgeons or insurance to reject a patient. Hell, there's a guy in the srs nightmare thread that they gave a neovag to despite him losing his bladder to cancer and having Marfan's, because apprently the motto of the American healthcare and insurance industry is "an amhole for every tranny and a breast reduction for every softboi".

I could buy Phil getting an orchi over getting the full conversion. He claimed to have gotten his balls clipped for quite a while before claiming to get GRS. He would still have a dick though, which is arguably the main physical feature associated with being masculine. "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".

 

[BrokLesnerd]

Phil did not get his dick flip.

If he did, he would be posting that all over the internet and would have started an OnlyFans JUST so we would talk about it. Phil is like a low-confidence woman, or a parasite. He NEEDS our attention. And if his cock got chopped, he'd have been sure to show it off.

We would have received months of videos of him dilating himself and pictures galore.

None of that happened. IT didn't happen.