"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

nearly 400 bucks of equipment what the fuck lol
Ah, hence the suicide baiting. “I might not be here this time next year... Anyway here are some things you can buy me to prevent that.
Why does he need more than one collapsible baton? Why does he need three (four?) different sets of headgear?
I could make jokes about tard helmets, but I think the truth is that it’s just materialistic hoarding. New stuff gives him a momentary thrill. He thinks that therefore lots of new stuff = happiness.
 
Last edited:
I haven’t been around here in a hot minute, but I keep seeing people either confirming or denying that Phil got the dick chop.

Were there ever any posts Phil made that could have indicated he was lying the whole time, or is it all purely speculation?
 
  • Like
Reactions: deadcowcultist
nearly 400 bucks of equipment what the fuck lol
Nothing says "radical socialist revolutionary" like an itemized list of products to shop for.

No, we just got bored.
Phil's entire career right there.

I love Phil, I really do; he was one of the first "Kiwi" cows I lurked on, back when the Jack Thaddeus drama was happening. But the thing that makes him so interesting is precisely the fact that he's not interesting.

He's a mild-mannered, middle management guy at a Topeka papergoods company, trapped in the body of a homeless edgelord teenager.
 
Why does he need more than one collapsible baton? Why does he need three (four?) different sets of headgear?
The more toys he has, the more he can reinforce his delusions.

Alternatively:
1.jpeg
 
That's a crossover I can get behind. They can bond over everybody having their own threads here. Except Wedge.
The Tranch would never want Phil. They sniffed out Tom immediately during a phone call. Any non-down syndrome retard would be able to understand how low being refused by the Tranch puts them on the totem pole. We can get into specifics with Phil and talk about how local antifags ostracized him for being such a hilariously detrimental leech to their very retarded cause, but is there any point? He's a man in his 30s who pretends to be a woman and he pursues an identity of drawing devil horns on his spiral notebook like he's in freshman remedial English.
 
little does phil know satanism and communism do not mix. Satanism is more for close minded individualists which I’m pretty sure Marx was against lmfao. Just goes to show Ass Pen SatanASS just subscribed to whichever ideology he thinks is cooler.

Communism has always been strictly atheistic because the Party wants no higher power than itself. It's also staunchly anti-individualist because the Party doesn't want the Workers thinking for themselves and deciding they don't want to do what they're told. The Soviet Union allowed Russian Orthodoxy to keep the Workers appeased, but most Communist regimes have been quite brutal towards religions. Just look at how the Chinese Communist Party has treated Muslims and Falun Gong practitioners as slave labor and organ banks to be harvested.
 
Falun Gong practitioners
To be fair, Falun Gong is basically Chinese Scientology and holds rallies (as I think @Positron said) calling for the death of the CCP.

While the CCP are very much evil, I can't blame them for going after Falun Gong because it's a completely insane cult.
 
To be fair, Falun Gong is basically Chinese Scientology and holds rallies (as I think @Positron said) calling for the death of the CCP.

While the CCP are very much evil, I can't blame them for going after Falun Gong because it's a completely insane cult.

Or that's just what the CCP wants the world to think to justify their oppression of them. I'll admit, I don't know either way, but that is how the CCP operates. It's a moot point either way, because it doesn't justify enslaving them and harvesting their organs. They're still human beings.
 
Back