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And everyone clapped, and Karl Marx rose from the grave to congratulate him in person.
A mentally subnormal pig living on handouts has expressed support for China. Your move, Biden.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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The only thing Phil is "famous for" is being a ridiculous loser and laughingstock who make up asinine lies about himself to try to impress other people. Lies like being a woman, his racial background, having connections to Antifa, getting into fights with trolls and taking their phones, having undergone gender reassignment surgery, being raped by his daddy, and so on. Even the real Antifa members that he looks up to and the other poseur wannabes like himself all laugh at him. Phil's not fooling anyone.
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I have often wondered without the 'farms, would his ego be what it is. Through the farms his voice, albeit heavily mocked, is analysed and heard by a far wider audience than he could ever hope to garner through his laughable attempts at being a reputable mouthpiece for loose groups (who incidentally have far better propogandists than he speaking for them). Without the farms I have the feeling that his social interactions would be heavily curtailed.
He should be thanking us, without us he wouldn't have his 15 minutes. In fact we have made him famous. I also have seen some very good advice to him, from here, that would if followed have helped him over the years have a more fulfilling life.
He should be thanking us, without us he wouldn't have his 15 minutes. In fact we have made him famous. I also have seen some very good advice to him, from here, that would if followed have helped him over the years have a more fulfilling life.
He has obviously no understanding of what China is now. He has no understanding of how rampantly capitalistic it is becoming. The authoritarian parts of China are either being ignored or being rolled into his own little masturbatory authoritarian fantasies: where if this isn't a distortion by the western press it is happening to people that thoroughly deserve it. He needs to reflect (and yes I know that he lacks this ability) on the fact of how he would be treated under the Chinese government.
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If Phil had gotten then chop he'd be dead from sepsis already. His complete lack of hygiene would have turned his snizz into sleaze in less than a week. This is the guy who got trenchfoot with a sendetary lifestyle. Wore pleather in 95° weather. Had to be bribed so someone could shave his back.
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He’s stopped calling himself Latinx or Hispanic lately. I’m guessing he tried waddling through the barrio and got his gringo ass kicked for those cave Spanish tattoos.I'm curious about Phil's take on this, the white man pretending he's a Hispanic woman.
Politico Poll: 40 Percent of Hispanics Find ‘Latinx’ Offensive | National Review
Just 2 percent of Latinos refer to themselves as ‘Latinx,’ the gender-neutral replacement for ‘Latino/Latina.’www.nationalreview.com
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Ironically, the best way for Phil to be edgy now would be to go far right. No one cares about some rat-toothed unemployed potato claiming to be a Communist, especially when it’s restricted to Twitter, but the media loses their goddamn minds every time /pol/ invents a meme.
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Well technically fascism is on the opposite end of the political spectrum than communism so he's right in that sense. I mean the Nazis hated the communists so there's history there.
But Taters is just throwing terms around because he doesn't understand them. I mean years ago he claimed to be truly intersex in that he was claimed he was XXY and he came up with this after a night of heavy thinking. Of course that would mean he had Klinefelter syndrome which is an actual thing where a boy is born with an extra "X" chromosome. But of course he was just being retarded because it's Taters. The moment we laughed at his idiocy and said he couldn't be that way because he didn't fit the model for what somebody with that would actually look like he dropped it and never mentioned it again.
It's all surface level with him.
That would require actual thought and that's not what he's about.
It's like the guys from South Park were liberals back when they lived in their small Colorado town because everybody there was conservative. When they moved to LA and everybody there was super-liberal they did an about face and became conservative. Why? They like fucking with people. Taters would have to have a plan to be counter culture but he's all about trying to look tough and scary without actually doing anything to be that way.
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Most likely, but like all major lolcows, Phil has an insane amount of retard luck protecting him. And he's been disgustingly Philthy for so many years that he's likely got a pretty strong immune system, like a kid who eats boogers (which Phil probably does as well). That green shit all over his feet without really bothering him is strong evidence towards that theory. If were to have had his baby dick inverted into the world's smallest, shallowest, narrowest fake vagina then there would have been a narrow chance that he'd survive. He didn't of course LOL.
I'm not surprised that Phil still claims to be Latrine-X. He has to be the most specialest and mostest unique and oppressed, even if it's all bullshit and lies.
Yep. Despite all of Phil's "Fight the man! Smash the establishment!" REEEEEEEEE-ing, he's politically on the Left, and the Left IS the establishment now. PotUS, most of the Legislature, news media, Hollywood, major corporations...all firmly on the Left. Maybe not full-goose Communism, but Marxism is being heavily pushed. So no one gives a squirty shit that Phil is a Pinko faggot. Leftism is the norm and people aren't surprised by it anymore. On the contrary, people are used to it and getting very sick of it. Communism has been hated in the US for generations, and that hate is increasing because of everything being forced upon the citizens. That's why "Fascism" is on the rise in America. We don't want a failed, flawed, dysfunctional system that has pretty much been dead for decades forced upon us. Hell, even the fucking Chinks realized that pure Communism doesn't work and embraced their version of Capitalism in the 80s.
I was more pointing out that Phil was trying to frame "anti-Communism" as a bad thing that everyone should avoid. Like I said above: normal America has always hated Commies and will never embrace Marxism, regardless of how hard the establishment is pushing it on us.
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That's only true if you define "the political spectrum" to mean a line with fascism at one end, communism at the other. Fascists and communists have historically liked to do that, but it's a branding/marketing thing more than it is a meaningful reflection of political differences - like saying Coke and Pepsi are at opposite ends of the "drink spectrum" (what about milk?), or Catholicism and Protestantism are at opposite ends of the "religion spectrum" (what about Yazidism?). There are actually a ton of political systems that are far more different from Communism than Fascism is - normie liberalism, for example! But as Hayek pointed out in The Road to Serfdom, Communism and Fascism compete for the same market niche (young, angry, marginalized people with a desire for order and control), and as such they like to accentuate their differences in order to help bring in converts.
(i.e. if some kid comes into the Fascist recruiting office and asks "can I kick people in the head?", you don't say "Yeah, well, you can kick people in the head with us, OR with the Communists, doesn't really matter." Instead you say "Fuck yeah! You kidding me? Of course you can kick people in the head, kid! Join with us and we'll let you do all the shit those OTHER GUYS won't!" )
Tankie communists used to think that Fascists were "late-stage capitalists", as it is impossible to square the rise of fascism with orthodox Marxist belief in the inevitability of history; either Marx was wrong, or you have to completely reinterpret reality in order to try and make the holy prophecies fit (guess which route the Communists took?).
And Classical Fascists, for their part, considered themselves to be a sophisticated synthesis of Communism, liberalism, and conservative nationalism; Mussolinni himself had been a vanguard socialist, and he believed - probably correctly, if Current Year China is any indication - that his vision of socialism worked out the pitfalls and errors that Communism had fallen prey to. They were different from Communism, but even per their own literature, only just: the major difference being respect for traditional culture instead of putting faith in a constantly-failing Progress Cult, and making some allowances for private ownership of the means of production, albeit in the form of guildlike, heavily-regulated, state-authorized monopolies who would be in charge of day-to-day economic functions, instead of a free market.
It's why people of the Before Times generally just lumped Commies and Fashies in under the umbrella terms "Authoritarian" and "Totalitarian". They were different flavours of Authoritarianism, but to outside observers, the similiarities were more important than the differences.
(i.e. if some kid comes into the Fascist recruiting office and asks "can I kick people in the head?", you don't say "Yeah, well, you can kick people in the head with us, OR with the Communists, doesn't really matter." Instead you say "Fuck yeah! You kidding me? Of course you can kick people in the head, kid! Join with us and we'll let you do all the shit those OTHER GUYS won't!" )
Tankie communists used to think that Fascists were "late-stage capitalists", as it is impossible to square the rise of fascism with orthodox Marxist belief in the inevitability of history; either Marx was wrong, or you have to completely reinterpret reality in order to try and make the holy prophecies fit (guess which route the Communists took?).
And Classical Fascists, for their part, considered themselves to be a sophisticated synthesis of Communism, liberalism, and conservative nationalism; Mussolinni himself had been a vanguard socialist, and he believed - probably correctly, if Current Year China is any indication - that his vision of socialism worked out the pitfalls and errors that Communism had fallen prey to. They were different from Communism, but even per their own literature, only just: the major difference being respect for traditional culture instead of putting faith in a constantly-failing Progress Cult, and making some allowances for private ownership of the means of production, albeit in the form of guildlike, heavily-regulated, state-authorized monopolies who would be in charge of day-to-day economic functions, instead of a free market.
It's why people of the Before Times generally just lumped Commies and Fashies in under the umbrella terms "Authoritarian" and "Totalitarian". They were different flavours of Authoritarianism, but to outside observers, the similiarities were more important than the differences.
tl;dr as usual, Phil is dumb and incorrect. But in this case it's an understandable dumb, as the idea that "anti-Communism is fascism" is a canard he would have heard a million times before from his committed commie friends.
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This right here, philthy boys shit would be massively fucked up and infected beyond belief if he ever decided to mutilate himself, plus phil is too much of a bitch ass to cut his nuts and shaft off, calling it now.
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He's fooled himself into think he's some sort of commie badass. In actuality, he's just an ass.
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Be careful pal I think phil is in the black bloc
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I'm so scared of the middle aged retard who can't even shower properly. Somebody protect me from the Antifa super soldier.
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You're making the all too common mistake of assuming phil acts like he does online IRL
we get very few reports of him offline but in all of them he's a sheepish victim, not the loudmouth warrior he claims online
hell toren moved in with him and in a matter of months had taken his fucking bedroom off him despite not paying rent
phil was sleeping on a couch in another room rather than in his own bed because he's that scared of confrontation from a 50 year old fat alcoholic who bitches about being too 'disabled' to go shopping for himself
phil would be hiding in alcoves and giving complementary blowjobs to anyone sharing the underbridge with him within a day to avoid getting his ass beat
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Phil is barking for attention, the attention of some new victims. As he ages, it is harder for him to glom onto other groups and cliques without looking even more ridiculous.
For his ego to be in check, move this thread into a single-thread forum, and make it hidden like it used to be for SO long when he did a Mexican hat Dance victory party
For his ego to be in check, move this thread into a single-thread forum, and make it hidden like it used to be for SO long when he did a Mexican hat Dance victory party
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How old is phil now anyway? Im counting about 38ish pardon my
I wonder if phil ever met bam margera since they both come from the same area and are around the same age #cowcrossover
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How old is phil now anyway? Im counting about 38ish pardon my
Yeah, Phil's 37-38, somewhere around that. Bam is a bit older I believe. I highly doubt Phil ever met Bam, or anyone else interesting or noteworthy for that matter. At least Bam accomplished things in his life (then pissed it all away) and is charismatic enough to have friends and fans, plus a family who loves him. Phil has either abandoned or driven away everyone he's ever had any kind of meaningful relationship with because he's a shitty, selfish, greedy, horrible piece of garbage. Bam will have people at his inevitable funeral who will mourn his passing. Phil will likely be buried in an anonymous grave with only the local gravediggers in attendance.
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Phil was born in 1985. He’s 36.
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Yeah thay seems about right both of em was from westchester if im right, tbf i like to hold a torch that those cky boys had a happy ending