"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Can any Chinese speakers translate Phil's latest tattoo? I'm guessing it's something along the lines of "I am fat and Xi Jingping would not have sex with me"?

"I get hard for Xinny the Pooh"

 

[moorhen]

Can any Chinese speakers translate Phil's latest tattoo? I'm guessing it's something along the lines of "I am fat and Xi Jingping would not have sex with me"?

"I only care about basic human rights when it applies to me, fuck them chinks"

 

[Old Fart]

Someone should start a social media campaign trying to convince the Chinese that ACAB stands for All Communists Are Bastards. Then, we donate Phil a single fare to Beijing.

 

[AnOminous]

"I only care about basic human rights when it applies to me, fuck them chinks"

And for some reason, despite worshipping Muslim terrorists, they couldn't care in the least when chinks intern them in concentration camps to brainwash them into becoming commies, or just murder them and harvest their organs.

 

[The Dude]

And for some reason, despite worshipping Muslim terrorists, they couldn't care in the least when chinks intern them in concentration camps to brainwash them into becoming commies, or just murder them and harvest their organs.

Phil thinks any negative info about Communist regimes is propaganda from the CIA. Yes, really. Doesn't matter how well documented it is or how well verified, he thinks its all lies. I guess it's easier to stick his fingers in his ears and shout "LA-LA-LA, NOT LISTENING!" than it is for him to be faced with uncomfortable truths and have to think for himself.

 

[Twrx]

Phil thinks any negative info about Communist regimes is propaganda from the CIA. Yes, really. Doesn't matter how well documented it is or how well verified, he thinks its all lies. I guess it's easier to stick his fingers in his ears and shout "LA-LA-LA, NOT LISTENING!" than it is for him to be faced with uncomfortable truths and have to think for himself.

Phil doesn't know what he stands for or believes. He just latches on to different identities. Look at occupy, he's in his poorly sewm attempt at a Chinese uniform, with a Chinese flag. At the start of the interview he's asked why he's there. He says china controls the us dollar and all the us debt, and we needed to remove that from the Chinese. 2 seconds later he talks about how china would treat him like a person.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

2 seconds later he talks about how china would treat him like a person.

Meanwhile China would lock him up and harvest his organs if he actually went there and tried to LARP as a member of the CCP.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil doesn't know what he stands for or believes. He just latches on to different identities. Look at occupy, he's in his poorly sewm attempt at a Chinese uniform, with a Chinese flag. At the start of the interview he's asked why he's there. He says china controls the us dollar and all the us debt, and we needed to remove that from the Chinese. 2 seconds later he talks about how china would treat him like a person.

Literally the only reason he latched onto Maoism and the Chinese Communists is that he found China from that one Anime cute and he added that to his identity. He actually doesn’t even know the basics of Maoism beyond that a Chinese man made it and it’s based on Marxism but besides that he likes the art (some of which is actually kind of neat, I guess if you have a super oppressive regime you have to at least have cool looking propaganda) but he also fails to understand the CCP abandoned Maoism and hard Communism back in the 80s. China is more like an Eastern, Secular version of Francoist Spain than it is like the Soviet Union. These are nuances Phil cannot wrap his mind around though.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil doesn't know what he stands for or believes. He just latches on to different identities. Look at occupy, he's in his poorly sewm attempt at a Chinese uniform, with a Chinese flag. At the start of the interview he's asked why he's there. He says china controls the us dollar and all the us debt, and we needed to remove that from the Chinese. 2 seconds later he talks about how china would treat him like a person.

And then Rainbow Jesus realizes this absolute fucking tard is discrediting their entire movement, shoves him away from the camera, and takes over.

Phil thinks any negative info about Communist regimes is propaganda from the CIA. Yes, really.

And meanwhile, much of this shit is stuff the CCP itself boasts about publicly. These chinks aren't remotely ashamed of these heinous crimes against humanity, they literally brag about them.

 

[Bassomatic]

Meanwhile China would lock him up and harvest his organs if he actually went there and tried to LARP as a member of the CCP.

Never thought I'd pity the CCP but if that was the case, yes picking up his swollen fat soaked liver is a punishment not even the lowest should have.

I assume Phil is like those ice horse things in the second star wars movie, "thought they smell bad on the outside".

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

These are nuances Phil cannot wrap his mind around though.

Taters is all surface level. Anything that requires nuance or a bit of thought is too difficult.

Never thought I'd pity the CCP but if that was the case, yes picking up his swollen fat soaked liver is a punishment not even the lowest should have.

They'd just throw it to the dogs when nobody wanted his bloated liver.

 

[the khat quaffer]

More of the same but now Phil claims he pepper sprayed someone for not wearing a mask.
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The irony of someone like Philth calling anyone a "looney tune" when he looks the way he does.



Pepper spraying someone...he wants to be Chris-chan so bad lmao. Someone needs to tell him he'll never be a woman or Chris.

What really happened, I'm betting he probably got hungry and tried to spice up his queso ranchero with it. One squirt and you're south of the border. Bam!

 

[The Final Troondown]

Pork-fried Rice

Spoiler: Real Answer

"社会主义好" or "Socialism is Good" is the title of a commie propaganda song.

That ACAB tattoo is impossible to read, I wouldn't know it said anything if I wasn't told so. It looks like a generic tribal fire tattoo you'd get while hungover on the Atlantic City boardwalk in 1996.

Imagine getting CCP propaganda tattooed on yourself when the party itself is firmly opposed to tattoos:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.newsweek.com/chinese-govt-banes-hip-hop-tattooed-actors-786732%3Famp%3D1&ved=2ahUKEwig5ffr_qX1AhWSfMAKHd4yBQw4ChAWegQIIBAB&usg=AOvVaw3XIFo6VJ0U0PCUXdmqTa8h

also given they've been cracking down on male popstars for being 'too feminine' I don't think the trans shit would fly either

I'd love to see someone ask him about this, phil would be rendered down for cooking oil within a week in communist china

Literally the only reason he latched onto Maoism and the Chinese Communists is that he found China from that one Anime cute and he added that to his identity. He actually doesn’t even know the basics of Maoism beyond that a Chinese man made it and it’s based on Marxism but besides that he likes the art (some of which is actually kind of neat, I guess if you have a super oppressive regime you have to at least have cool looking propaganda) but he also fails to understand the CCP abandoned Maoism and hard Communism back in the 80s. China is more like an Eastern, Secular version of Francoist Spain than it is like the Soviet Union. These are nuances Phil cannot wrap his mind around though.

I think the recent resurgence in his chicom obsession is because they're the main 'villain' for America atm, I remember he used to post soviet shit everywhere because they were the previous red scare for Americans. He's just doing that teenage 'fuck you dad' thing but on a country wide scale, if America started a new cold war with Australia tomorrow he'd be 'learning' the digeridoo and calling everyone 'cunt' by wednesday lunchtime.

 

[Twrx]

I think the recent resurgence in his chicom obsession is because they're the main 'villain' for America atm, I remember he used to post soviet shit everywhere because they were the previous red scare for Americans. He's just doing that teenage 'fuck you dad' thing but on a country wide scale, if America started a new cold war with Australia tomorrow he'd be 'learning' the digeridoo and calling everyone 'cunt' by wednesday lunchtime.

The digredo would be treated just like his daughter bike, if he even still has it. All it'll be is a prop to him. I have one, they're a bitch and I would pay to watch him try it. It would be hilarious. Give him the opportunity to actually earn money for once in his life. All Wawa was, was them getting a tax break for hiring a tard.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The digredo would be treated just like his daughter bike, if he even still has it. All it'll be is a prop to him. I have one, they're a bitch and I would pay to watch him try it. It would be hilarious. Give him the opportunity to actually earn money for once in his life. All Wawa was, was them getting a tax break for hiring a tard.

He sold the bike a couple years back for Artisan Pizza and Tattoo money.

So I have a few Aussie friends and they told me sometimes Abbie legit do use them as weapons on a street corner. So it would not only be another funny mall ninja accessory if he got a cheap one but also something that could in theory be useful.

 

[AnOminous]

He's just doing that teenage 'fuck you dad' thing but on a country wide scale, if America started a new cold war with Australia tomorrow he'd be 'learning' the digeridoo and calling everyone 'cunt' by wednesday lunchtime.

He's doing fuck you dad long after his dad is actually dead. That's how pathetic he is. He's acting like a bratty teenager while in middle age. He should kill himself.

The digredo would be treated just like his daughter bike, if he even still has it. All it'll be is a prop to him.

But the idiot still has tard scribble tattoos of it on his body permanently. Imagine being that much of a retard, that you have every autistic, retarded thought you've had in your sad, pathetic excuse for a life permanently tattooed on you at vast expense, so you look like a pig carcass that amateur tattooists used to practice.

 

[Positron]

Phil listens to grown-up music. No more MmmBop!

A list as white as snow; it almost seems like Christmas time again.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil listens to grown-up music. No more MmmBop!
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A list as white as snow; it almost seems like Christmas time again.

Bunch of goddamn posers. They all talk the talk, but only Robert Johnson had the balls to actually sell his soul to Satan.

 

[TurdFondler]

Does anyone under 30 still listen to Korn?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Phil listens to grown-up music. No more MmmBop!
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A list as white as snow; it almost seems like Christmas time again.

More proof that Philthy is still stuck in his teenage edgelord phase. Bands like these seem to be great for when you are either working out or if you have physical labors to get through. Although with KoRn, it's still proof that he's also in his "daddy doesn't love me" phase.