They won't. They know he's a sped who likes to pretend he's an antifag, so they give him busywork to do like being part of "Antifa Highway Patrol", let him larp so long as he doesn't make Antifa look too bad optically, and ignore him when he starts proclaiming that he'll drive every Nazi out of Portland.
That was just after I posted this:
Is Phascist Phil ever not angry?
Really? I guess Phil has forgotten that he’s a firearms expert and indeed was Antifa’s firearms instructor, with a veritable arsenal of real guns. Surely he could have taken the shooter out with ease.
What if they died because you weren’t there to protect them, Aspen? Soldiers protect their fellows, bad mental health day or not.
Wait, he claims to be a firearms expert and was their firearms instructor?
I would say instructor but much like the make a wish foundation a few people allowed Phil to shoot some dirt a few years back.
Okay, I'm trying to understand the relevance of the Puerto Rican flag on his Twitter biography? There's no indication of any connection to the island. I'm guessing his new adopted name claims a connection to the island?
He claims to be a Puerto Rican "Latinx" called Isabel Rosa Araujo.
Somebody (we don't know who) took him shooting once a few years ago and so far as we know that's the entirety of his experience with firearms, I don't remember him claiming to be the Antifa firearms instructor but he has threatened to buy a gun or shoot Kiwis when he gets too stressed out. The funnier part is that he used his own plates as targets for his shooting trip, didn't realize this left him with nothing to eat off of, then e-begged for money to replace them.
That's exactly right and he claimed Puerto Rican ancestry instead of Mexican/Cuban/Venezuelan/whatever else because he was obsessed with J-Lo when he first started claiming to be Latinx. He even named her President of his imaginary country (Australatina) because even in his own fantasies he doesn't want to have God-like powers, he just wants to sperg over bicycles and road signs. There is a reason most people on here prefer "Sonichu" over whatever Phil comes up with.
Phil is such an interesting autism-tard combo.
Philthy Phil LARPing as Puerto Rican because of a fixation on J-Lo is like how Hetalia made him "sperg out" over bikes, China, and communism.
He got a “firearms instructor” patch at the height of his gun-related bouncing and squeaking.
Please tell me someone has a picture of this nonsense.
Oh boy. Can he actually legally own a gun? Given most of these types have been committed.
Ya thanks. JFC, I saw him and I went "Wait a minute who is that. Got to search Kiwi". Holy fuck, I never knew all this. Fucking quite the rabbit hole I've gone down and I've scratched the surface of this. With the cost of SKS' and AK's, yep, that barrier is gonna prevent him from owning one. "I got to buy true Norinco AK's., none of that clone stuff.".... probably. Thank you.
