"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Phil has always and will always play second fiddle to a literal motherfucker.

I mean what did Taters do other that hit a woman in a wheelchair and autistically flail at a potato with a knife? Nothing.

Chris actually committed a felony. And he was in the news. Tater's biggest moment in the media? Not knowing what Maoism was about and having to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I mean what did Taters do other that hit a woman in a wheelchair and autistically flail at a potato with a knife? Nothing.

Chris actually committed a felony. And he was in the news. Tater's biggest moment in the media? Not knowing what Maoism was about and having to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

Phil spilling his spaghetti so hard during Occupy was so bad that Alex Jones used him as a punchline for months. Tucker Carlson talked about Chris fucking his mom.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I cannot believe that Chris went to jail before Phil did.

Only because Phil’s mom didn’t press charges when he assaulted her.

 

[The Dude]

I mean what did Taters do other that hit a woman in a wheelchair and autistically flail at a potato with a knife? Nothing.

Chris actually committed a felony. And he was in the news. Tater's biggest moment in the media? Not knowing what Maoism was about and having to be saved by Rainbow Jesus.

To be fair, Phil also abused that desperate chick he was dating for a while because she wanted a baby. But it only goes to prove that Phil will only feel brave enough to get violent if he's up against someone far weaker and less capable of fighting back. He's a coward and a boot-licking lapdog of the State, happy to not cause any trouble because he's afraid of losing his TardBux. As long as Daddy Government is giving him his monthly check then he will be a good boy and just make up stories from the safety of his Section 8 apartment.

 

[The Final Troondown]

That red photo might be the least intimidating thing I've ever seen.

Spoiler: Pictures more intimidating than Phil

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WHY DID YOU POST THREE PICTURES OF ANDY NGO YOU FASCIST

 

[fortunecookie]

Phil's angry with the mayor cracking down.
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I havent look at this thread for 3 years.

Nothing changed

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I havent look at this thread for 3 years.

Nothing changed

What do you mean? In the past three years he's gone from being the Crime Minister of Antifa, a Satanist and now he's back to being a communist. He's changed his online name several times.

Taters has totally changed... except in any way that actually counts.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What do you mean? In the past three years he's gone from being the Crime Minister of Antifa, a Satanist and now he's back to being a communist. He's changed his online name several times.

Taters has totally changed... except in any way that actually counts.

He got fatter.

 

[The Dude]

He got fatter.

And older. And more out of touch with today's young adults.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

And older. And more out of touch with today's young adults.

He’s posting online less, too. Less content for us. And he isn’t posting our old favorite stories; we don’t hear about his imaginary friends or his bike sperging or autismlatinia or being a sex worker or suicide threats or antisemitism and we haven’t seen the ol Spanish stink ditch for quite a while. I’m not sure if I should be disappointed or not.

 

[The Dude]

He’s posting online less, too. Less content for us. And he isn’t posting our old favorite stories; we don’t hear about his imaginary friends or his bike sperging or autismlatinia or being a sex worker or suicide threats or antisemitism and we haven’t seen the ol Spanish stink ditch for quite a while. I’m not sure if I should be disappointed or not.

We haven't seen or heard anything about his dick flip because it's too much effort for him to unconvincingly tuck his baby dick and BB balls and pull his filthy pants halfway down his legs to snap a pick. Plus, what would be the point? What could he possibly gain? He knows that we weren't convinced with the past times he tried to fake getting Man Hole surgery. He got ridiculed mercilessly for it.

 

[Cybertonia]

We haven't seen or heard anything about his dick flip because it's too much effort for him to unconvincingly tuck his baby dick and BB balls and pull his filthy pants halfway down his legs to snap a pick. Plus, what would be the point? What could he possibly gain? He knows that we weren't convinced with the past times he tried to fake getting Man Hole surgery. He got ridiculed mercilessly for it.

Maybe he did actually get his babydick lopped off but it grew back like a potato eye

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Maybe he did actually get his babydick lopped off but it grew back like a potato eye

I’m guessing that he didn’t take care of it, he got lots of infections, it closed up and now it looks like a blue waffle

 

[Alex Krycek]

I’m guessing that he didn’t take care of it, he got lots of infections, it closed up and now it looks like a blue waffle

I know I flip flop on this but my honest opinion is we didn’t know if he did or not. I tend to lean that he did, but if he did them thank God he cannot reproduce anymore. If he didn’t, you seriously took a picture of your genitals to try and own an Internet forum that was going to make fun of you one way or the other?

The reason I think he did sometimes us because he always wanted to. I could see him grifting and saving up the money to do it. As dumb as that sounds when he’s also been literally homeless and looks about as feminine as Bebop or Rocksteady. Even still this is a man who gets tattoos of things that he has literally no affiliation with. I can’t imagine getting a tattoo of a woman (who you say is a Lesbian) riding a bicycle when you are an Asexual Male who can’t ride a bike.

The reason I think he might not have on the other hand is he’s a habitual liar. He got the snip almost entirely to spite us and then said if we wanted evidence he would actually do it and then he did it and that might account for why he only posts like here and there.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

We haven't seen or heard anything about his dick flip because it's too much effort for him to unconvincingly tuck his baby dick and BB balls and pull his filthy pants halfway down his legs to snap a pick. Plus, what would be the point? What could he possibly gain? He knows that we weren't convinced with the past times he tried to fake getting Man Hole surgery. He got ridiculed mercilessly for it.

I sometimes think that’s what broke him. He put so much effort into this lie, more effort than he’d ever put into anything. Then we either laughed at him for lying or laughed at him for cutting his knob off to impress a website. Must have been pretty devastating, and I suspect that’s why he became obsessed with guns soon after.

 

[Ophelia]

I used to think that if he’d actually got the chop he’d talk about it all the time, but then he stopped talking about other things he used to sperg about as well. So I don’t know. Not sure I want to know.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

It’s also possible he got the chop but regrets it and he doesn’t talk about it because he doesn’t want us to laugh at him for it.

Any number of possibilities for taters. Ridiculous ideas aren’t off the table for him, either.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I used to think that if he’d actually got the chop he’d talk about it all the time, but then he stopped talking about other things he used to sperg about as well. So I don’t know. Not sure I want to know.

Agreed and there's a really obvious reason why he hasn't gotten the chop, he's still getting tattoos.

You see his original reason for getting tattoos was because it was his way of reclaiming his body and a way to deal with the fact he had a dick. He said at one point that when he finally got the chop he'd stop getting tats. And yet years later he's still drawing his crummy tattoos and saving money to get them.

Unless he was lying about the reason he was getting tattooed and as we know Taters lies about EVERYTHING like being a badass, stealing a person's iPhone who was taking pictures of him and ripping out the SIM card when those things are literally built in then why believe him as to why he's getting tattoos or that he got his dick cut off? There's no reason to believe anything he says. He's literally the poster child for an unreliable narrator.

Spoiler: Tater's lies

There's so many of them.

There was that time he tried to pretend he was going home to see his Mom, how she said she was so proud of her brave Latinx Trans daughter, how she immediately drove him to get a pizza when they met again, how she knew that Daddy Angelo raped him. I mean the "dialogue" he wrote as he's in the car with his Mom and her new boyfriend was the most obvious fantasy ever written. Nobody speaks like they did. It literally came off like a bad creative writing assignment.

He talked about "bashing the fash" and walking around in his PPE in downtown Portland and yet any time he's been shown on camera he's always in the background, hiding behind others and waddling away shitting himself when things go south. His bravest thing was trying to mace somebody from 20 feet away.

His "guns" that he showed on his timeline were obvious airsoft guns with the orange cap covered. A cheap polymer gun he could have gotten for $150 wouldn't look like the molded plastic ones he showed.

Taters lies about everything.

He's bad at lying and keeping track of his lies. So you treat anything he has said as being a lie until there's actual evidence for it.

EDIT: fucking formatting.

 

[Positron]

He is back to the antifaggots:



You are not starving Phil, so why do you love Capitalism so much?

 

[The Dude]

I know I flip flop on this but my honest opinion is we didn’t know if he did or not. I tend to lean that he did, but if he did them thank God he cannot reproduce anymore. If he didn’t, you seriously took a picture of your genitals to try and own an Internet forum that was going to make fun of you one way or the other?

The reason I think he did sometimes us because he always wanted to. I could see him grifting and saving up the money to do it. As dumb as that sounds when he’s also been literally homeless and looks about as feminine as Bebop or Rocksteady. Even still this is a man who gets tattoos of things that he has literally no affiliation with. I can’t imagine getting a tattoo of a woman (who you say is a Lesbian) riding a bicycle when you are an Asexual Male who can’t ride a bike.

The reason I think he might not have on the other hand is he’s a habitual liar. He got the snip almost entirely to spite us and then said if we wanted evidence he would actually do it and then he did it and that might account for why he only posts like here and there.

It's because he used to talk about getting it done all the time and how badly he wanted it to happen that convinced me he lied about it. He had a history of not shutting up whenever he finally got something he really wanted and posting photos of whatever it was. Look how hard he sperged when he finally got his bicycle. He posted about it daily for months, including photos of it sitting in his apartment. Yet when he supposedly got GRS, the one thing he claimed he wanted more than anything else in the world, he only mentioned it a few times since and only posted recovery photos and then a few photos a couple years later because we doubted him? And you couldn't even tell it was Phil for sure in any of them? Nah. He fucking faked it. He likely got someone to help him with the recovery photos somehow, likely someone who wanted to put "those damn Kiwi Farms bullies" in their place. The other photos he was obviously tucking. And I just don't see Phil being competent enough to handle the post-surgery care and maintenance, nor do I believe he could handle the pain and responsibility of dilating. Not to mention he would have likely gotten sepsis from his atrocious personal hygiene and ended up with a lengthy hospital stay. There's far, FAR more evidence that he lied about it vs. evidence supporting Phil getting GRS.