"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Mogambo]

Actually I'm quite competent in Spanish, certainly moreso than Phil, and can tell it from Italian, though since Spanish and Italian (and, for that matter, Portuguese, Romanian, French, Occitanian, Romansch, Haitian Kreyòl, Galician, Corsican, Catalan, Sicilian, Ladino/Judeo-Espanyol, etc) all descend from Latin, there are plenty of cognates.

I'm more concerned by the fat that Phil can't tell the difference between Mexico and Puerto Rico, or, for that matter, Spain and the entirety of Latin America.

Also, Phil stole the surname Araújo without knowing how to pronounce it, or that it's a Galician surname that's as much Portuguese as it is Spanish at this point. Of course it was spread by white Catholic Crusaders and Conquistadors who slaughtered Moors, Jews and Indians, so it would naturally appeal to a white guy like Phil.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Hooves appropriated the name of TRUE AND HONEST trans Latina murder victim Gwen Araujo, despite not knowing Ms. Araujo or any of her friends or family.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Apparently Phil and I have a mutual friend on Facebook. This friend did one of those stupid tests where you give it all your personal information and it tells you what friends would back you up in the zombie apocalypse or some shit. This one was apparently "which of your friends should you participate in a reality show with?" And it gave what each person would do and what their character would be. Apparently Phil got 'housekeeper'. Inb4 he makes a "stereotypical latinwxyz maid" joke.

I'd post a screenshot but I really don't feel like blocking out everybody's personal information. I can if people really want me to.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Apparently Phil and I have a mutual friend on Facebook. This friend did one of those stupid tests where you give it all your personal information and it tells you what friends would back you up in the zombie apocalypse or some shit. This one was apparently "which of your friends should you participate in a reality show with?" And it gave what each person would do and what their character would be. Apparently Phil got 'housekeeper'. Inb4 he makes a "stereotypical latinwxyz maid" joke.

I'd post a screenshot but I really don't feel like blocking out everybody's personal information. I can if people really want me to.

Don't sweat it.

 

[MMX]

Apparently Phil and I have a mutual friend on Facebook. This friend did one of those stupid tests where you give it all your personal information and it tells you what friends would back you up in the zombie apocalypse or some shit. This one was apparently "which of your friends should you participate in a reality show with?" And it gave what each person would do and what their character would be. Apparently Phil got 'housekeeper'. Inb4 he makes a "stereotypical latinwxyz maid" joke.

I'd post a screenshot but I really don't feel like blocking out everybody's personal information. I can if people really want me to.

Damn dirty jew facebook acting as gatekeepers for true and honest latinx womenz

 

[melty]

Phil is now incorporating childrens toys into his disgusting fetishes.

 

[Jetman]

Is that any worse than bronies?

 

[VLAD]

Toys and dolls have always been a great form of escapist wish fulfillment for young children, whether it be Barbie's dreamhouse or GI Joe's panoply of military gadgets.

Just like the young children he shares his mental age with, Phil's fulfilling his fantasies of something he'll never have.

 

[Totenkopf]

Phil on his way to complete his lifelong destiny of becoming The Gimp from Pulp Fiction

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

He better use the latina barbies!!

 

[Positron]

He better use the latina barbies!!

Forget latina barbies!

 

[Count groudon]

Gay.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

...Sooooo, where does he admit to figging?

 

[Tranhuviya]

What is wrong with the dominatrix doll's eyes, Jesus Christ.

 

[HickoryDickory]

What is wrong with the dominatrix doll's eyes, Jesus Christ.

It's a fakie or bad repaint. Back in around '05 Mattel was trying to sue customizers for putting Barbie's in bondage via intellectual property rights or sommat.

So, ADF is late to the party again. We could have had him sperging about fetish Barbie rights.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

t's a fakie or bad repaint.

Wait, weren't Sindy dolls more popular than Barbies in the UK for ages, or at least more readily available? The "artist" could have snagged a Sindy from a charity shop, no? (Or were you counting her in the "fakie" category?)

 

[HickoryDickory]

Wait, weren't Sindy dolls more popular than Barbies in the UK for ages, or at least more readily available? The "artist" could have snagged a Sindy from a charity shop, no? (Or were you counting her in the "fakie" category?)

Spoiler: Spergery.

No. I only have a vintage Sindy and they're smaller than Barbie's. I don't pay attention to modern iterations, which I think are Barbie sized? Or it's another head put on a Barbie body as that's definitely a Ken in the gimp mask.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Adamska]

Phil stop being a retarded liar. I know you can get food stamps if you merit SSI which you do since autistic failure. Especially in such a generous state like CA.

 

[Sparklepants]

Phil stop being a retarded liar. I know you can get food stamps if you merit SSI which you do since autistic failure. Especially in such a generous state like CA.

I vaguely remember a post Phil made about getting food stamps with Pusheen stickers, so either he's lying now or he was lying then.