"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[tweaker the cat]

In the state of Oregon, he did get food stamps but its only like $20 a month.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Wow, it's like you should be using your tugboat for necessities instead of dumb tattoos or something!

 

[Hyperion]

Wow, it's like you should be using your tugboat for necessities instead of dumb tattoos or something!

No way bro he needs tattoos to fight off the suicidal feelings.

Because covering himself him retarded scribbled apparently makes him feel like a person.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil stop being a retarded liar. I know you can get food stamps if you merit SSI which you do since autistic failure. Especially in such a generous state like CA.

There's a ceiling on how much in the way of assets you can have and still get food stamps. If you have more than a certain amount in your bank account, as you would after receiving a bunch of back benefits, you wouldn't qualify until you spent down.

Food stamps (or really food EBT cards these days) are for people who would otherwise be at risk of going hungry.

Of course, our morbidly obese potato could do with some hunger, but they don't take that into account.

 

[Positron]

Implying he has someone to love .

 

[Scribbler]

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Implying he has someone to love .

Plot twist: he's talking about himself.

 

[VLAD]

Plot twist: he's talking about himself.

Phil calling himself a sex worker is like Connor Bible calling himself a writer.

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil calling himself a sex worker is like Connor Bible calling himself a writer.

Which one is cleaner though?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Phil on his way to complete his lifelong destiny of becoming The Gimp from Pulp Fiction

The gimp didn't explode into a new pandemic when he died

 

[Adamska]

The gimp didn't explode into a new pandemic when he died

Eh, the plague that rots Pigman Phil from within will probably burn itself out due to being so aggressive. Fast killing illnesses tend to not be good infection spreaders.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Phil is now incorporating childrens toys into his disgusting fetishes.
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"Kiwi's are apologists for child rape" says man who supports BDSM wear for children's toys.

 

[Adamska]

"Kiwi's are apologists for child rape" says man who supports BDSM wear for children's toys.

Didn't he also try supporting that pedo Nyberg? Not that it matters considering how many times he's been caught being inappropriate with preteens.

 

[Ravenor]

Didn't he also try supporting that pedo Nyberg? Not that it matters considering how many times he's been caught being inappropriate with preteens.

I haven't seen him mention that cluster fuck.

 

[Hyperion]

When was the last time our favorite obese potato sperged about how much weight he lost?

Also I'm still on his friends list on a fake account

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Also I'm still on his friends list on a fake account

Semper Fidelis to all the Armed Kiwi Forces.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Haram as fuck

 

[Adamska]

You don't eat either Phil. You're pretending that the artisan cheese block you got from that hipster food store is that vegan stuff, and we know you hate vegan pizza.

 

[Positron]

I think you need a kitchen to make either of these Phil.

 

[Zim]

The only cheese ADF makes is the stuff growing under neck rolls.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Haram as fuck

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Literally the most ironic choice of pizza crust he could make.