"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[obliviousbeard]

Agreed. Taters has delusions of grandeur. He's the type that thinks if the revolution came tomorrow he'd not only be on the winning side but he'd also wind up running things. He's got a desire for power and wants to be able to throw his weight around. But so far, the only thing he's managed to break is a cheap door by falling into it.

Now now, even in his power fantasies, you remember what his position in government was? The dude in charge of traffic signs. There were so many of different ones, and being replaced and updated constant rate to a degree I'd figure the steel costs alone would tank GDP of Autismlatina. I mean, as long as he'd get a badge, any badge he'd be happy. It's the actual effort and danger he's afraid of, not the fashists or cyberstalkers or whatever.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Now now, even in his power fantasies, you remember what his position in government was? The dude in charge of traffic signs. There were so many of different ones, and being replaced and updated constant rate to a degree I'd figure the steel costs alone would tank GDP of Autismlatina. I mean, as long as he'd get a badge, any badge he'd be happy. It's the actual effort and danger he's afraid of, not the fashists or cyberstalkers or whatever.

Hoxha but with traffic signs

 

[The Un-Clit]

Would he be able to stop himself from talking about it?

You know we are all bored as fuck when we have nothing better to do then rehash "did he get the chop or not?" debate that was long ago decided that he lied like a rug once again years ago now, with the LOLtastic dick tuck pics being the final nail in the coffin.

Phil's such an old cow now that his milk has almost completely dried up and he's very close to being sent up the slaughterhouse chute to being converted into class-D beef by-product suitable for institutional (prison and hospital) meat use or pet food beef by-product.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Phil's such an old cow now that his milk has almost completely dried up and he's very close to being sent up the slaughterhouse chute to being converted into class-D beef by-product suitable for institutional (prison and hospital) meat use or pet food beef by-product.

Agreed. It's funny to think that not too long ago, he was producing so much deliciously 'tarded milk that he had his own sub-forum.

Said it before, will say it again: Philthy is such a failure, that he even fails at failing.

 

[AnOminous]

Hoxha but with traffic signs

And instead of autistic lolcow bunkers, all the highways would be filled with signs invented by Phil, even though he has no idea even how to drive a car.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Phil's such an old cow now that his milk has almost completely dried up and he's very close to being sent up the slaughterhouse chute to being converted into class-D beef by-product suitable for institutional (prison and hospital) meat use or pet food beef by-product.

I'll never lick a stamp again

 

[The Dude]

And instead of autistic lolcow bunkers, all the highways would be filled with signs invented by Phil, even though he has no idea even how to drive a car.

Phil can't even ride a bike. Traffic signs are 100% useless and non-applicable to Phil. The only kind of road signs you could MAYBE apply to Phil would be pedestrian signs, but even that is really stretching things since he spends 99.9% of his time hiding away in his apartment like the cowardly bitch he is. So his obsessive fixation on road signage makes absolutely no fucking sense and can only be chalked up as "one of those Autism things".

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Agreed. Taters has delusions of grandeur. He's the type that thinks if the revolution came tomorrow he'd not only be on the winning side but he'd also wind up running things. He's got a desire for power and wants to be able to throw his weight around. But so far, the only thing he's managed to break is a cheap door by falling into it.

I've noticed that a lot with terminally online commies is that they think that after the Revolution they'll get some cushy commissar job or be a big player in the politburo. Since they believe they are a part of the revolutionary vanguard, they'll be able to sit on their asses all day in leisure as they coast off into the sunset when the revolution is victorious. In a real communist revolution they'd be the first group up against the wall. Phil would probably be the first one shot in this type of situation, because of how fat, lazy, and annoying he is.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In a real communist revolution they'd be the first group up against the wall.

Reminds me of that "Commissar Jamal and Commissar Cletus" post on 4chan awhile back.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Reminds me of that "Commissar Jamal and Commissar Cletus" post on 4chan awhile back.

A classic

Also, ADF is fat.

 

[The Crow]

We should give ADF a free one way ticket to communist China so he can promptly be lined up against a wall and shot

 

[JY's Tampon]

Crossover with Dick.

 

[Melkor]

As if Russia is any better, considering they also have Nazis in their ranks.
But Phil doesn’t want to believe that, because that boot is now shoved down his throat.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Now now, even in his power fantasies, you remember what his position in government was? The dude in charge of traffic signs.

It's sort of like a roadrunner cartoon - "If I paint the highway divider line into this cliff wall, surely meep meep will plow into it"

 

[The Dude]

As if Russia is any better, considering they also have Nazis in their ranks.
But Phil doesn’t want to believe that, because that boot is now shoved down his throat.

Funny how Phil ignores the fact that his beloved Red China and USSR have EACH put more people to death than Nazi Germany ever did. Not combined, mind you...EACH regime has executed more people than Nazi Germany did during the Holocaust, many times over. That isn't counting the millions of people who died due to starvation and disease thanks to Communist incompetence, especially in China during the Great Leap Forward. And China is still in the midst of committing a genocide against ethnic minorities, complete with concentration camps and using them for slave labor before they're executed, not to mention political prisoners, and heavesting the organs of the deceased. Communism inevitably gets to the point where the government holds no value for the lives of average people, seeing them as a disposable resource owned by the government and to be used however the Party sees fit.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Yup. Phil sure did pick the right side. A self proclaimed protester is siding with a government that arrests and executes protesters and a self proclaimed transgender lesbian is supporting a government that kills people for being gay. Good choice, Phil.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I think I've finally got a handle on him; he is a self-loathing conservative. All of his posturing is simple denial of his nature. Give him a MAGA cap, and he would fit in perfectly. He seeks security, he wants to belong but he lacks the social skills to fit into normal society, thus he rebels. /sneed (and yes I know I am talking crap)

 

[The Dude]

Yup. Phil sure did pick the right side. A self proclaimed protester is siding with a government that arrests and executes protesters and a self proclaimed transgender lesbian is supporting a government that kills people for being gay. Good choice, Phil.

Phil insists that any negative news regarding his beloved CCP is CIA propaganda.

I think I've finally got a handle on him; he is a self-loathing conservative. All of his posturing is simple denial of his nature. Give him a MAGA cap, and he would fit in perfectly. He seeks security, he wants to belong but he lacks the social skills to fit into normal society, thus he rebels. /sneed (and yes I know I am talking crap)

Ehh...you're still pretty far off the mark. Phil's political views and the things he claims are part of his identity, like his Satanism, basically boils down to "FUCK YOU DAD" edginess. He glombs onto political opinions, groups, and movements that he thinks are edgy, intimidating, controversial, counter-cultural, etc. in the hopes that it will make people think he is those things. The main problem is that Phil has the brain of a 13 year old and his teen years were over two decades ago. He's essentially stuck in the 90s and has latched onto things that haven't been edgy or counter-cultural since then. The Left has become the mainstream since then, the establishment. No one is scared if Satanists anymore except maybe little old ladies who go to church. Marxism is no longer met with anger and outrage in America (though it should be). So all these things that Phil has latched onto that he thinks makes him look hip, young, and edgy are all bland and unremarkable. He doesn't realize that the world has moved on and the American mainstream has changed a lot since he was in his teens. He's stuck in the past and is very boring because of it.

 

[thx1138]

I'd love to hear about Phil bursting like a rancid pimple over the sinking of the Moskova but let's be honest, he probably doesn't know about it, wouldn't believe it if he was told about it, and wouldn't understand it if he could be made to believe it.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Crossover with Dick.
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Hahaha what the fuck? Russia support really fits right in the tip of the horseshoe if both poltards and ADF’s antifa buddies are team Z now. As has been pointed out Russia is a homophobic authoritarian nationalist state with a macho-presenting president. They’re just fully buying the idea that because Azov Battalion exists it’s “Ukkkraine” now? Holy shit.

Actually I think it’s just that Russia is the most visible opponent of the American world order right now, so if you hate America or Western neoliberalism and are a stupid binary us vs them fucker, that makes Russia good. Doesn’t matter if you hate America for being tranny soyland or evil Nazi capitalists I guess.

Pro-Z is also a very edgy position and I guess Philth and friends can’t resist angering some normies even tho it seems wildly inconsistent with any kind of leftism. It’s pretty funny how he always finds the most radioactive bad takes.