"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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The Dude said:
Phil is a total pussy and a child. There's no way he's doing any recreational drug. He doesn't even drink. Remember when he tried to take up vaping? He couldn't even do that and would hack his lungs out like an asthmatic with emphysema whenever he took a puff. Phil's drugs of choice are cheese and pizza.
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I'll never forget that photo of Phil choking whilst "vaping weed". Funniest shit ever 😂
 
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Corn Sake said:
Yep. Seek and ye shall lol.
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Wasn’t there a video of the vaping attempt too? It’s even more hilarious when you realise Phil not only recorded himself choking on one inhale attempt of vape, but thought that it would make him look cool if he posted it online. Not even 9-year-old council estate kids trying smoking for the first time would be that stupid.

Also, goddamn he is ugly. Even without the tatts and stupid clothes, hair and makeup he’s a minger, but yet again, Phil preens in front of a camera, thinking his appearance will scare most and attract a few too. Delusion, thy name is Phil.

Only kind of on topic, has anyone watched any of the reports from the war in Ukraine by an American guy called Patrick Lancaster? Interesting to see the Russian side in English, but the guy looks so much like Phil (without the tattoos, thankfully) that I really struggle to watch him. I keep expecting the guy to whip out an autistic placard and a smug grin.
 
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And dumbasses ally themselves with China without understanding the first thing about how the CCP actually functions.

Also he can play with the filters all he wants. We still can see the derp in his eyes.

Corn Sake said:
Yep. Seek and ye shall lol.
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To be fair if he was vaping from one of those pre-filled 510 thread vape cartridges they can be a little harsh. But chances are he was just using some cheap vape pen that he picked up somewhere. But what's sad is some 30 something man thinks that vaping weed is somehow cool and counter culture. It's so practically mainstream now that 19 states have fully legal weed for recreational purposes. And 27 states have decriminalized small amounts. So you're not going to jail if you get caught with a joint in your pocket.

There's literally only 3 states where you can't get it no matter what. The others all range from it being okay for medical purposes, low THC or CBDs being legal all the way up to it being legal to blaze up.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
There's literally only 3 states where you can't get it no matter what. The others all range from it being okay for medical purposes, low THC or CBDs being legal all the way up to it being legal to blaze up.
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As for Clarence Thomas, fuck substantive due process, I want to see him take on Wickard v. Filburn and overturn Gonzales v. Raich. Without a ludicrously broad interpretation of the Commerce Clause, Congress has no authority whatsoever to regulate intrastate production, sale and consumption of marijuana just on the speculation that it impacts the interstate trade.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Wasn’t there a video of the vaping attempt too? It’s even more hilarious when you realise Phil not only recorded himself choking on one inhale attempt of vape, but thought that it would make him look cool if he posted it online. Not even 9-year-old council estate kids trying smoking for the first time would be that stupid.

Also, goddamn he is ugly. Even without the tatts and stupid clothes, hair and makeup he’s a minger, but yet again, Phil preens in front of a camera, thinking his appearance will scare most and attract a few too. Delusion, thy name is Phil.

Only kind of on topic, has anyone watched any of the reports from the war in Ukraine by an American guy called Patrick Lancaster? Interesting to see the Russian side in English, but the guy looks so much like Phil (without the tattoos, thankfully) that I really struggle to watch him. I keep expecting the guy to whip out an autistic placard and a smug grin.
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Phil is certainly one unfortunate looking motherfucker, but that's what tends to happen when your genetics are total shit and mommy drinks heavily when she's pregnant with you. Phil's brother was a full-goose retard as well and I think his mother was "special" too. She definitely was disabled and in a wheelchair.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Wasn’t there a video of the vaping attempt too? It’s even more hilarious when you realise Phil not only recorded himself choking on one inhale attempt of vape, but thought that it would make him look cool if he posted it online. Not even 9-year-old council estate kids trying smoking for the first time would be that stupid.
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I think there’s also one of him smoking a cigarette, with similar results. I forget whether he was talking about the cock chop or being a super soldier, but the essence was him explaining that he’d have to quit smoking. Despite the fact that his obvious discomfort made it clear that this was the first time he’d had a cigarette. Basically he got a cigarette and decided to make a video to demonstrate that he smokes like the cool kids.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I think there’s also one of him smoking a cigarette, with similar results. I forget whether he was talking about the cock chop or being a super soldier, but the essence was him explaining that he’d have to quit smoking. Despite the fact that his obvious discomfort made it clear that this was the first time he’d had a cigarette. Basically he got a cigarette and decided to make a video to demonstrate that he smokes like the cool kids.
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Watching Phil try desperately to look like a real grown-up and failing miserably will never not be funny. Not just the smoking/vaping and him hacking his lungs out, but also whenever he talks about using drugs, his big Billy Badass talk about being an Antardfa supper slopper, whenever he lies about beating Fascists on the mean streets of Portland...every time he does it you can tell just how desperate he is to be taken seriously by people and be viewed as a real adult. It was also the reason why he wasted so much of his TardBux on BDSM gear and weapons (including airsoft guns he tried to pass off as real) and used to talk about sex so often. He knows deep down inside that he's basically a child trapped in a 350lb, almost 40 year old fat man's body and he is deeply ashamed of being a retard with the brain of an edgy 12 year old.
 
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The Dude said:
Watching Phil try desperately to look like a real grown-up and failing miserably will never not be funny. Not just the smoking/vaping and him hacking his lungs out, but also whenever he talks about using drugs, his big Billy Badass talk about being an Antardfa supper slopper, whenever he lies about beating Fascists on the mean streets of Portland...every time he does it you can tell just how desperate he is to be taken seriously by people and be viewed as a real adult. It was also the reason why he wasted so much of his TardBux on BDSM gear and weapons (including airsoft guns he tried to pass off as real) and used to talk about sex so often. He knows deep down inside that he's basically a child trapped in a 350lb, almost 40 year old fat man's body and he is deeply ashamed of being a retard with the brain of an edgy 12 year old.
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The most adult thing he's done is get tattoos, and even then those tats are still childish posturing.
 
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How's Phil's support for the Russian military campaign against Ukraine going?
 
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