"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

The cheap plastic tube he had drapped across his face and the poorly done diaper wrap. The Portland police didn't meet his demands about what it would take to get the chop. Taters wanted a full blown police escort to and from and armed guards. Said he wouldn't do it, if he didn't get it. And the entire stealing paper work from a child cancer patient so he could claim it was his for a orchiectomy. I've only been admitted to the hospital a few times and while it was a VA, it sure as fuck didn't look like a hotel.
 
As I said before I initially thought Philthy Phil Phaked The Chop, but knowing what I know now... let me put it this way, I would never bet against Portland doing the most retarded thing it could possibly do.

Anyways, I like to think Sonichu Sonju has recurring nightmares about squealing pigs covered in children's Crayola scribblings chasing him as punishment for his greed and willingness to touch Phil's bare skin.
 
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Phil may not have any influence in any capacity, even in tranzginger circles, but he has a weird reputation of being connected to a lot of notorious trannies in one way or another. We found a lot of gender special lolcows because they knew Phil.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil may not have any influence in any capacity, even in tranzginger circles, but he has a weird reputation of being connected to a lot of notorious trannies in one way or another. We found a lot of gender special lolcows because they knew Phil.
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I think it’s kind of tricky, the old classification isn’t really consistently applied. Most troon cows have some connection, but not all are in the Rat King. Plus relationships and prominent troons change - Phil isn’t really connected with any of the Rat King now.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil may not have any influence in any capacity, even in tranzginger circles, but he has a weird reputation of being connected to a lot of notorious trannies in one way or another. We found a lot of gender special lolcows because they knew Phil.
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He's the type that tries to insert himself into whatever group he currently feels attracted to. Then he makes an ass out of himself and that group distances themselves from him.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I think it’s kind of tricky, the old classification isn’t really consistently applied. Most troon cows have some connection, but not all are in the Rat King. Plus relationships and prominent troons change - Phil isn’t really connected with any of the Rat King now.
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The problem is though there’s really no other category for him at the end of the day if you think about it.

He is peripherally related to the trans or queer community. So this label does sort of work. We don’t have a dedicated board for political extremists in general which is more appropriate for him but again, doesn’t exist. You could move him to Lolcow General I guess but he would get lost in the sea of threads and that would make it harder to keep tabs on him.

For now he’s where he belongs. I’m happy with him here. Although he is boring lately.
 
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Flaming Insignias said:
Are we sure? We know Phil posted about getting his balls chopped up, so he's a eunuch at least.
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No, I'm just meming on Twitter fact-checks. And the fact we haven't seen any more dickless pics which you think he would have posted more of had he actually had it done.
MarineN*4235431 said:
wanted to ask something...does adf has any...influence to be a rat king?, or the subsection is for troons in general?
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A rat king isn't powerful, just a collection of rats stuck together by tangled tails and glued together with their own feces.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
The problem is though there’s really no other category for him at the end of the day if you think about it.

He is peripherally related to the trans or queer community. So this label does sort of work. We don’t have a dedicated board for political extremists in general which is more appropriate for him but again, doesn’t exist. You could move him to Lolcow General I guess but he would get lost in the sea of threads and that would make it harder to keep tabs on him.

For now he’s where he belongs. I’m happy with him here. Although he is boring lately.
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I’m fine with him remaining in - given how many cows he had connections to, he probably deserves recognition.

Whoa, Phil achieved something!
 
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Lance Private Drop Off said:
I can't seem to see any recent activity from him. Surely there must be some outrage that he has keyed in on. I thought there would be some form of anti-Christian ceremony carried out on Christmas Day.
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He probably got so butthurt from seeing and hearing about people having loving a caring families during christmas that visit eachother and is still recovering from that
 
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DespotCTM said:
He probably got so butthurt from seeing and hearing about people having loving a caring families during christmas that visit eachother and is still recovering from that
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I like to imagine that he got so raged that he just detonated in the middle of his apartment. Like just covered the walls in feces and half-digested cheese, since I guess that's pretty much all that's inside of him really.
 
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