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“Yes, I know what to do.” Shit himself and do nothing? It’s shit himself and do nothing, isn’t it?
Also, “ALERTA.” No one believes you speak Spanish, Philip.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Also, “ALERTA.” No one believes you speak Spanish, Philip.
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He’s 100% gone bald, his fucked up teeth have probably rotted away and he’s gained at least two chins.
He’s using his antifa bullshit to hide his disgusting face so the internet won’t laugh at him, because at the end of the day he’s an insecure moron and not the badass super soldier he thinks he is.
We need to dispatch the drive-by kiwis to do a hit and run de-balaclavaing.
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Phil knows what to do...stay safely locked in his Ain't-ifa Barracks, far away from any mean conservative protesters who might beat his ass for supporting child grooming.
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How long until Phil, the chicken shit yeets his Facebook because the big bad gay asian man featured it?
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CREW UP! GRAB YOUR GEAR! Accept for Phil. He's going to just to sit in his apartment and look at all the stupid "weapons" he does nothing with.
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I still don't understand the puzzle shit he drew on his face.
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That's OK, neither does Phil.
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my guess is it's "dazzle camo," designed to throw off facial-recognition AI. of course that's hilarious because phil is so distinctive in so many tragic ways.
kind of annoyed to see ngo trying to weaponize our retarded lolcow for his own grifty gay ops
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Dazzle Camo also only works if it's over the entire surface of the thing, and even then it's purely an optical illusion because it's supposed to distort the human perception of something's shape.
Computers have no problem with such illusions.
And Ngo is flying too close to the sun, because heaven help him if Phil learns about what's going on and wants a piece of that pie.
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Jesus I can't just get over how fucking goofy Phil manages to look when he tries to look some badass street warrior. Especially that huge bull ring is just so hilarious. Even more hilarious when you remember that cartilage holes just don't heal shut, meaning he has big honking hole in his nose.
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He looks so fucking retarded in those pictures.
Yeah and even then, the Dazzle Camouflage they used on ships during WWI only gave a slight advantage. Computers have no issue with that. No if he wanted to be hidden from AI face recognition he'd wear one of those glasses or goggles with the IR LEDs on them. But then he can't afford those so just tries scribbling stuff on his face in a 3rd grade attempt to look badass.
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At this point, I think Ngo is just trying to troll Phil personally. He can’t believe the retard is a genuine threat. All you’d need to do is give him a hard shove and he’d roll off down the street.
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"Antifascist Jurisdiction of Portland". Ha ha ha!
Antifa Leader shit = bouncing and squeaking and munching artisan pizza in his high-security pigsty.
Rest assured Pill won't be there.
Antifa Leader shit = bouncing and squeaking and munching artisan pizza in his high-security pigsty.
Rest assured Pill won't be there.
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Yes the "Leader" can't get a signal boost. What a tool.
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When's the last time this fat cowardly potato even showed up to a protest? Years ago? Either way it's telling he's desperate to try and find more teens to "fit in with" in this way. My guess is his actual tard handlers gave up and left him to make cat noises and beg for attention in his apartment and this is all he's got.
Well that and falling for vatnik bullshit. Since I know he reads here still, here's some things to cope with, the T-90 uses a tank engine that sucks more than a civilian diesel car, makes it 25% slower than contemporary western tanks, and is over 80 years old. It also is just a T-72 with bullshit plated onto it that barely improves it. Their Armata 14 uses the notoriously unreliable tiger tank engine because it was an embezzling scam that broke the company that made it, and uses western electronics to even work. Worst still it can't fix gun jams in the field, the engine can't be swapped for something better due to being designed around said piece of shit tiger tank engine, and its visual systems have no back-ups for them.
The only thing Russia ever was good at was lying, which may be why Phil likes them so much.
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He would be shot immediately. There’s no way he would be worth keeping from their pov.
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There's nothing this fat potato-headed retard can put on his face that will cover up his tard face, his googly eyes, or the obvious mental retardation that exudes from his very pores.
This mentally retarded idiot actually posted this picture of himself on purpose.
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He's really good at making himself look porcine.