"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[auroraboreanaz]

I think he's actually trying to imply that couch surfing and staying at friend's places in a weird half-homeless situation is comparable to sleeping outdoors in the actual forest? But even for him that's pretty fucking retarded.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He's trying to do the witch thing, not the wild hog thing, honest.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Definitely one for the random text.

 

[Mogambo]

He's accepting his identity as a cave troll in bits and pieces it seems. We've already seen the bridge troll phase, and soon he will migrate to the forest to begin the new chapter in his evolutionary cycle, hopefully one containing at least one or two vicious wild animal attacks. Nature truly is mysterious.

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So... was this all just another excuse to try and get people to call him "Izzy Hell"? He's really hung up on that name, but he's the only one who uses it, often in the third person. It's kind of like a nickname; you can't just give it to yourself and expect it to stick.

Of course, Phil's social circle consists of morbidly obese troons with shaved heads who use names like 'Princess Ophéliáh Keltic Moon Goddess Something Dark and Sexy Random Anime Reference" with a straight face, so the fact that he can't get even them to call him Izzy Hell is hilarious.

Also, since when are forests 'anti-cis' in any way shape or form? Usually I think of hunters, outdoorsmen, lumberjacks, rangers, gamekeepers, mountain men and the like. You know, manly men. Not special snowflake trannies who cry because you didn't use the right made up pronoun and who need gluten free,non-wheat vegan shit that wasn't processed in a place that also uses peanuts because hey look how special I am! Seriously, have any of Phil's friends ever even been outdoors, or do they just sit around complaining about a lack of biracial transwomyn on TV shows they don't even watch?

 

[MMX]

What happened to Ravenor?

He's just having some down time

He's accepting his identity as a cave troll in bits and pieces it seems. We've already seen the bridge troll phase, and soon he will migrate to the forest to begin the new chapter in his evolutionary cycle, hopefully one containing at least one or two vicious wild animal attacks. Nature truly is mysterious.

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Izzy of the forests ?
Because your a hardcore survivalist ?
Member how you used to set tweaker up with a place in the streets so you could use a shelter because couples couldn't stay together ?
Remember the time you make tweaker sleep in a cave (cracking in a limestone wall) whilst u slept elsewhere.
Or your time spent homeless with Jordan defrauding trans-way so you could stay in motels.

 

[Positron]

Izzy of the forests ?
Because your a hardcore survivalist ?
Member how you used to set tweaker up with a place in the streets so you could use a shelter because couples couldn't stay together ?
Remember the time you make tweaker sleep in a cave (cracking in a limestone wall) whilst u slept elsewhere.
Or your time spent homeless with Jordan defrauding trans-way so you could stay in motels.
Kiwi farms members

You forgot the best one: getting teary-eyed when his bus had a delay for 2 hours and wished for "civilian rescue".

 

[Dentontx]

Anti-civ? Anti-civ? Catch John Fucking Zerzan here. Phil, you unbelievable re/tard, civilization is the only thing keeping your cankered body in some semblance of running order. It's literally the only thing standing between you and a champion beatdown or an early and shallow grave.

You should bow down and thank the faceless shitlord bureaucrats who file the documents and review the applications and make the gears turn to keep a roof over your ungrateful head, get you the meds you (say you) need, keep food in your stomach and the wolves from the door. Where do you think the roadsigns you sperg over so massively come from? Where do you think the systems of order come from, that allow a totally useless, totally worthless parasite like you to hitch a ride on the social body?

Your sheer ingratitutde makes me so mad I'm going to stroke out, and I should probably rate myself autistic for loosing it like this. Fuck you, Phil, you absolute zero. You're the black hole where sense goes to die.

 

[MMX]

So... was this all just another excuse to try and get people to call him "Izzy Hell"? He's really hung up on that name, but he's the only one who uses it, often in the third person. It's kind of like a nickname; you can't just give it to yourself and expect it to stick.

Of course, Phil's social circle consists of morbidly obese troons with shaved heads who use names like 'Princess Ophéliáh Keltic Moon Goddess Something Dark and Sexy Random Anime Reference" with a straight face, so the fact that he can't get even them to call him Izzy Hell is hilarious.

The best part is that Phil forgets to call himself Izzy as evidenced by his stalking video
"Keep it together philip"
He's only really Izzy Hell when people are looking.

 

[Dentontx]

So... was this all just another excuse to try and get people to call him "Izzy Hell"? He's really hung up on that name, but he's the only one who uses it, often in the third person. It's kind of like a nickname; you can't just give it to yourself and expect it to stick.

A diminutive like "Izzy" is generally affectionate. The reason nobody calls Phil "Izzy" is because nobody has any feelings of affection for him.

(ETA: "Izzy Hell" is also literally the most autistic try-hard stretch of a nickname I've ever heard, and I know a bunch of girls who are into roller derby.)

 

[MMX]

(ETA: "Izzy Hell" is also literally the most autistic try-hard stretch of a nickname I've ever heard, and I know a bunch of girls who are into roller derby.)

As a brit fag I read it with a thick regional accent
So it's
"Izzy a woman"
"Izzy ell"

It's funny that on rare occasions one of his tranny friends uses his name they prefer the formal "isobel" rather than the more pet name form "izzy"
It's like they don't want to dead name but definitely don't want to appear friendly.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The best part is that Phil forgets to call himself Izzy as evidenced by his stalking video
"Keep it together philip"
He's only really Izzy Hell when people are looking.

You know which video that is? I know I saw it but didn't actually watch it and people keep talking about the "Philip" thing so I wanna see

 

[MMX]

You know which video that is? I know I saw it but didn't actually watch it and people keep talking about the "Philip" thing so I wanna see

It's from the stalking live stream when he nearly gets ran over crossing the street
Having trouble finding it
Little help @Smutley

 

[Graffiti canvas]

You know which video that is? I know I saw it but didn't actually watch it and people keep talking about the "Philip" thing so I wanna see

It's from the stalking live stream when he nearly gets ran over crossing the street
Having trouble finding it
Little help @Smutley

This is the one you're looking for.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-28...kiwis-to-murder-him.26149/page-5#post-1908112

https://www.facebook.com/izzyhell.eviltranslatinx/videos/230319770724887/
https://www.facebook.com/izzyhell.eviltranslatinx/videos/230319770724887/
It's at around 2:04. It's not really clear though. I think people have just assumed that's what he says.

 

[The Dude]

How are we responsible for his imaginary third-world Communist shit hole only having sodium vapor lamps instead of LEDs? Let's put aside the fact that Autismlandia is fucking IMAGINARY and he can just imagine whatever he wants in it, but how could we possibly be responsible?

It would be more realistic to say that Re.tard Island is a totalitarian Communist military dictatorship that produces nothing but road signs, so it has no position in the world market and thus has practically zero economy and is largely dependant on foreign aid, and THAT is the reason they can't afford expensive LED street lamps.

Is he trying to say we represent the Capitalist countries of the world that control the market (since he imagines everyone on the forum as über-Right-wing Capitalists/Fascists) and that's why it's our fault his Banana Republic can't have free LED lamps?

I get that he's just playing the oppression card again, but it just makes no sense to say that a forum in the real world has any bearing or influence on his escapism fantasies.

Or is this like in the Matrix where humanity couldn't accept a virtual world for their minds to exist in if it was a perfect utopia, and Phil can't accept his own imaginary dream land unless he's an oppressed victim? You would think that the whole point of having your own fantasy country would be to have a place to escape to in your mind where everyone loves you, you have ultimate power, and you can have everything you want the way you want it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe Phil is too stressed from "FIVE YEARS OF HOUSELESSNESS" and the "constant threat of home invasion" that he doesn't feel like making Australatina streetlights LEDs?

That's the best explanation I could come up with.

 

[The Dude]

Maybe Phil is too stressed from "FIVE YEARS OF HOUSELESSNESS" and the "constant threat of home invasion" that he doesn't feel like making Australatina streetlights LEDs?

That's the best explanation I could come up with.

More like five years of bullshit and the constant threat of keeping up a false narrative to score pity points from losers on the internet.

 

[muh_moobs]

Sodium = Salt. Kiwis make Philth salty, so the only resource he has for his pretend people is the large salt mine we have excavated into his mind.

Is he a lady . . .
Is he an elle . . .
Is he l . . .
Izzy Hell.

Illuminati confirmed. Even Phil subconsciously doubts his transtrenderness!

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

This is the one you're looking for.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-28...kiwis-to-murder-him.26149/page-5#post-1908112

https://www.facebook.com/izzyhell.eviltranslatinx/videos/230319770724887/
It's at around 2:04. It's not really clear though. I think people have just assumed that's what he says.

Wait what, when he says "Jesus Christ, I just overflew?" THAT'S what people thought was him calling himself Philip when he even says at the very beginning "I'm doing an overflight?"

 

[m0rnutz]

Sodium = Salt. Kiwis make Philth salty, so the only resource he has for his pretend people is the large salt mine we have excavated into his mind.

Is he a lady . . .
Is he an elle . . .
Is he l . . .
Izzy Hell.

Illuminati confirmed. Even Phil subconsciously doubts his transtrenderness!

Izzy Hell is a nickname commonly used by people who go by Isabel. Izzy is also used as a nickname for Israel.

Izzy Hell 666 was Phil's G+ and YouTube name.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if, through a combination of abusiveness, impotence and autism, this is his way of guilt-tripping us. Like, "Why did you make me deprive millions of imaginary people of modern street furniture, Kiwis?"

I'll be honest, I don't pay enough attention to streetlights to know that LED street lighting is even a thing.

Illuminati confirmed. Even Phil subconsciously doubts his transtrenderness!

Philluminati. It consists of Phil, his imaginary friends, and in theory Slingblade and Greta, except they haven't got back to him on membership.