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He's telling us that he's going to do this. If he didn't do that then how would we know?I don't understand how this is any different.
There's a reason his feet are green because he never takes his boots off.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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There's a reason his feet are green because he never takes his boots off.
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- Jan 15, 2014
God, this retard just gets more and more retarded. It was cringe enough when he was modelling his power fantasies on the Joker. Now his badass inspiration is a family comedy about an 8-year-old getting into slapstick capers with incompetent burglars. I mean, I get that Die Hard is a bit complicated for the retard brain, but come on.
Never mind, Phil, maybe if you’ve been a good boy, Santifa will bring you a knife made of tinfoil and some extra chromosomes.
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- Dec 25, 2015
Isn’t Phil almost 40?
Yes, dear, you dress up in all your cheap Chinese knockoff military gear, I’m sure those big internet meanies will absolutely invade your home any day now.
You’ve been waiting for a Hollywood showdown with internet meanies since you were in college, Phil. Try taking the hint. No-one gives a shit about you, other than to laugh at the things you say.
Sure hope Phil doesn’t post any photos of himself in his fake military gear. That would really scare us, wouldn’t it?
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40 next August.
He’s terrified of showing his derpy eyes. It will be heavily shopped clip art. He doesn’t have the balls metaphorically, because he still has his balls.
Grander Fucktard
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I have a red triangle too!
Phil, may your sword of the infidels shatter upon the iron justice of the Kiwicap!
Phil, may your sword of the infidels shatter upon the iron justice of the Kiwicap!
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The derp was always the best part.
He'd post pictures of himself looking goth and being all satanic with an upside down cross on his forehead because he thought he looked scary and we'd be intimidated. We just laughed.
He covered his face in a balaclava to hide his features and he thought it made him look badass. We just laughed at the derp and snaggle teeth.
He could keep the balaclava and close his mouth but the derp eyes were still there so we'd laugh.
He could keep the balaclava and hide his eyes but the derp still shone through so we'd laugh.
He'd finally just post his head as a silhouette thinking we'd have nothing to comment on but it still showed his misshapen potato head and I swear you could still see the derp so we laughed.
And he stopped posting his picture except when covered head to toe in tacticool gear. And we could STILL see the derp so we laughed.
There's nothing scary about him. He's as soft as shit after a night of eating Taco Bell and probably smells about the same as he doesn't shower or take his boots off.
And he's still larping as some kind of super-spud. This would be really sad if it wasn't so funny.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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damn, how about a little holiday cheer duder
oh snap, that was insensitive, totally didn't mean to diss our heebey bros
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It's always been weird that the upside down cross has been used by people to try to piss off Christians when it's a Christian symbol. There is a good chance if you see artwork of St. Peter there's an inverted cross somewhere - he's often carrying it along, with his keys in the other hand.
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I miss the sudo pagan satanic potato. He was far funnier then the current tacticool stupid soldier or greasy bondage sexworker variants.
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I Miss his Dystopia. Seriously a country with a Civil War going on and little more than a Highway system somehow intimidated the US and annexed part of Canada?I miss the sudo pagan satanic potato. He was far funnier then the current tacticool stupid soldier or greasy bondage sexworker variants.
fuckidunno
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yep - That's what it's called..the Petrian cross - the cross of Peter
ostensibly he was crucified head down (which was a thing)
know who uses it - the friggin POPE
fuckidunno
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oh God, can we make that last one a Kiwifarms holiday coffee mug?
Drama Trauma
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Phil, you can't expect the Kiwi Kommando Korps to knock at your door at Christmas Eve.
They won't be deployed during the Christmas season. You know, they have a FAMILY.
Even we at the EVIL KIWI FARMS are compassionate enough to let our initiatives to take their precious time and stay at home with their family in cozy, warm and loving family house.
Kids will help them decorate the Christmas tree, while they singing carol songs.
Lot of presents, a fully stocked table of delicious-delicious food and a cute dog or cat chilling next to a fireplace will coronate the occasion.
Something you will NOT going to have and experience this year or in the future.
You will be alone in a dark, damped and smelly room in a shithole part of the town.
You will be sad, depressed and scarred as you still going to hide in your cosplay outfit to cope about your defenselessness.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
They won't be deployed during the Christmas season. You know, they have a FAMILY.
Even we at the EVIL KIWI FARMS are compassionate enough to let our initiatives to take their precious time and stay at home with their family in cozy, warm and loving family house.
Kids will help them decorate the Christmas tree, while they singing carol songs.
Lot of presents, a fully stocked table of delicious-delicious food and a cute dog or cat chilling next to a fireplace will coronate the occasion.
Something you will NOT going to have and experience this year or in the future.
You will be alone in a dark, damped and smelly room in a shithole part of the town.
You will be sad, depressed and scarred as you still going to hide in your cosplay outfit to cope about your defenselessness.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
MarineN*4235431
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the special needs are thats left it seems
who else besides us knows he exists?
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Yeah but the ones that think it's Satanic have really no concept of what the Satanic cross actually is.
I still miss his bondage walrus phase. It was so tone deaf. The fake Satanic phase was just him trying to piss off Christians.I miss the sudo pagan satanic potato. He was far funnier then the current tacticool stupid soldier or greasy bondage sexworker variants.
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Thank God he told us, now I'll just magdump him in his potato head while he's asleep
Good thing he told us he'll be wearing body armour
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Brandon Lee wasnt killed by the wad of a blank, it was a squib load that got stuck in the barrel of the gun and then a full power blank was shot out of it, pushing the bullet out of the barrel into Brandon.
CHUNK
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The trouble is, he’s run out of ideas. Basically the only identity he hasn’t taken on at this point is “productive member of society.”I miss the sudo pagan satanic potato. He was far funnier then the current tacticool stupid soldier or greasy bondage sexworker variants.
This is how you know he doesn’t believe any of the shit he talks. “I’m in danger of attack! Anyway, here’s where I’ll be, here’s an inventory of my weapons, here are the measures I’ll be taking.” I bet when we talk about Kiwi Kommandos here, he bounces and squeaks in delight that he found someone to play with.
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Absolutely. LARPing that he's important enough to be hunted down and LARPing that he's bravely fighting the good fight. Probably hoping it makes him look tough on X/Twitter.