"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I like how Phil thinks his precious communism will make him a duke if the chinese ever invaded, liek they will hand him a septer, crown, and a harem of femboy antifa members to boss around... or was it a sooperslopper crimeminister but the coward was too scared to do any real anarchy?
Cant remember. The necrosis will soon enough take him when it crawls up his brain from the axe wound.
 
Isn't his current court case related to the woman burning the Quran?
not sure.
I've been wondering that, but don't have any hard info on it.}
does anyone know???
I assume that video will be entered into evidence and one damning thing is the sprays before his countdown is done.
and the sensitive Mr van Driessen guy called him Aspen - makes the mask sort of useless.

 
Phil reposted this.

EXPECTATION
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REALITY
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On a completely unrelated note, Is the BIG NYE party still on?
 
I'm gonna go at it with a pressure washer

When I'm done with him he's gonna be several shades lighter
Nobody can wash away years of accumulated grime and 50 shades of shit off him with mere soap. The acid foam used for cleaning up methlab sites might help though, caustic enough to break the hardshell amber like residue common with meth production but gentle enough to leave the walls and paint intact which is pefect to clean Phil without causing him any real harm... Bonus points if his tard scribble tats actually get peeled off with the acid foam anyway lol.
 
Nobody can wash away years of accumulated grime and 50 shades of shit off him with mere soap. The acid foam used for cleaning up methlab sites might help though, caustic enough to break the hardshell amber like residue common with meth production but gentle enough to leave the walls and paint intact which is pefect to clean Phil without causing him any real harm... Bonus points if his tard scribble tats actually get peeled off with the acid foam anyway lol.
Can you still get hold of that pink antiseptic soap that grandmas used to clean absolutely fucking everything back in the day? Bit of that grated into some water should get those green and mouldy feet well on the way to being…well, a bit less green.

Think he’ll ever understand the function of multiple pairs of socks?
 
Can you still get hold of that pink antiseptic soap that grandmas used to clean absolutely fucking everything back in the day? Bit of that grated into some water should get those green and mouldy feet well on the way to being…well, a bit less green.
That pumice soap mechanics use may do the trick. It's just too bad they haven't invented something to scrub away 39 years of shame.
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That pumice soap mechanics use may do the trick. It's just too bad they haven't invented something to scrub away 39 years of shame.
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I like the idea that anything we say on this website is 100% True and Honest and is totally going to happen.

I've paid the judge in his criminal case real kiwibux to take away his tugboat and also legally declare him a fat white man. I've said it, so it's going to happen now.
 
Hes spending this time on the year stalking his farm thread, and beefing with them to a total of 0 likes on most of his tweets.
No one supportive of his views is even bothering to hit the like button, hes truly alone and invisible in holydays, except for us, the people he hates the most in this planet.

How fucking sad is that... In an (very) alternate reality you could have been a chud kiwifarmer, shitposting with us for the glory of israel, but you blew it phil.
If that miserable existence is the price of being in the "right side of history", then it doesnt look to me like it was worth it at all.
 
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That pumice soap mechanics use may do the trick. It's just too bad they haven't invented something to scrub away 39 years of shame.
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“Actionable?” What action is this fat little pig planning to take? Nothing? It’s nothing, isn’t it?
Hes spending this time on the year stalking his farm thread, and beefing with them to a total of 0 likes on most of his tweets.
No one supportive of his views is even bothering to hit the like button, hes truly alone and invisible in holydays, except for us, the people he hates the most in this planet.

How fucking sad is that... In an (very) alternate reality you could have been a chud kiwifarmer, shitposting with us for the glory of israel, but you blew it phil.
If that miserable existence is the price of being in the "right side of history", then it doesnt look to me like it was worth it at all.
I wonder how many of the people reading this fat little pig’s tweets even know what Kiwi Farms is. They probably think he got in a fight with a fruit importer or something.
 
Hes spending this time on the year stalking his farm thread, and beefing with them to a total of 0 likes on most of his tweets.
No one supportive of his views is even bothering to hit the like button, hes truly alone and invisible in holydays, except for us, the people he hates the most in this planet.
I wonder how many of the people reading this fat little pig’s tweets even know what Kiwi Farms is. They probably think he got in a fight with a fruit importer or something.
Well over half of his Tweets are Palestinian scammers who are probably Indians going after white supporters like Phil.
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That pumice soap mechanics use may do the trick. It's just too bad they haven't invented something to scrub away 39 years of shame.
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Does he even realize that if we wanted him dead or out of the picture it would be easy to do? Ambush him on his way to buy cheese. Sneak in when he's sleeping. Sniper shot through the window when he's bouncing and squeaking. Hell we could literally pay off the landlord and the cops in the neighborhood to look away for an hour while we broke down the door and gave him a forced shower using steel brushes to scrape away the grime and loads of hot water and soap. Then a liberal bath in iodine to make sure the scrapes don't get infected.

(*super secret KIWI coded message starts using cypher TATERS-IS-A-RETARD*)
Part twelve of the plan is now complete. It's now out there and we have credible deniability. The rest of the operation starts tonight when the water main has been sabotaged at 11:03 pm local time. Operation "Mashed Potatoes" will commence at five minutes to midnight. You all have your instructions. We'll give Taters a New Year's Eve he'll never forget. (*End message*)

The fact NONE of these things have happened shows Taters is much more entertaining when he's being himself.
 
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Tidings and Happy New Year Philip.

Remember when you based your fictional country almost entirely on Israel but with gays and Maoism? Good times right buddy?

Remember when you went by Ahuviya Harel and told the world you were a TRUE AND HONEST Jew?

Remember when you got uncomfortable with a bunch of Arabs in Philly?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

(Also the vast majority of users are either apathetic about the Israel-Palestine conflict or hostile to both sides).

And as @Tragi-Chan said it’s amusing to to think what a bunch of Palestinian Freedom Fighters are thinking when they read Kiwi Farms as a thing when they are fighting for their country. Hell if there is a famine going on I am pretty sure they would welcome the good people of New Zealand sending them a delicious fruit.
 
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