"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Yeah, came in here when I saw his thread was active and this is his idea of celebration - getting home invaded by a bunch of people from an online forum that doesn't even consider him autist # 1 since, uh, let me check my notes...

...ah, yes, this side of ever.

He so desperately wants there to be an enemy to oppose. For somebody to just channel all his hate and vitriol at the world. But for him, there is none.
Oh I really dislike him. I just don’t ever want him to get recognition. If I saw him in public I would probably just laugh and try to otherwise avoid him. He isn’t a threat to me, or anyone he can’t take by surprise with pepper spray.

I am going to laugh tomorrow when he says something to the effect of “Cowardly Zionazi Kiwi Farmers backed off at the last minute. This Super Soldier is marked safe.”

But this was a good bit of nostalgia.
 
Oh god he's still doing the antifa bullshit ten years later?
Yep...but this time he is finally being held accountable for his mental retardation. Believe fatfuck decided to assault and pepper spray some poor woman at a Israel vs palistine/Hamas rally. I don't remember if
So, if he's some big, important "trans Antifa leader" now, surely that means he has subordinates under his command in his "Antifa cell", right? Like, actual, real people, with names and everything who, y'know, know who Phil is, right? I mean, you need to have people to LEAD in order to be a LEADER. You can't really be a leader when you are all on your alone-sy. I mean, surely the other members of Antifa in the Portland area would know about Phil's leadership. Or is it that Antifa has become so small and irrelevant now that most of the people have grown the fuck up and realized how fucking retarded it all was, and they were risking getting caught and sent to prison for really ridiculous reasons, that Phil figures he's now basically the leader by process of elimination?
Fucking thread and his entire subforum was taken down back in 2018 or something probably later than that. He was still claiming to be an elite antifuh super retard. Now in 2024 and he's still doing the same stupid horseshit but he's a leader now. A leader of what?? Shitting himself when he sees another man's genitals. Have no doubt that even if some in antifuh don't know who this necrotic stinkditch of a potato is, they sure will after spending 5 minutes with the moron. Still find his super soiler cosplay hilarious.
 
Oh I really dislike him. I just don’t ever want him to get recognition. If I saw him in public I would probably just laugh and try to otherwise avoid him. He isn’t a threat to me, or anyone he can’t take by surprise with pepper spray.

I am going to laugh tomorrow when he says something to the effect of “Cowardly Zionazi Kiwi Farmers backed off at the last minute. This Super Soldier is marked safe.”

But this was a good bit of nostalgia.
Oh, yeah, he's an utter shitstain of a person whose future is getting cremated and then buried in a potter's field, the only thing to mark his remains a plate with a serial number on it. The only monument to his existence being the fact he's the poster child for idiot soviet cosplayer that appears on meme images (nobody knowing who that even is usually) and this thread.
 
I just want to know who leaked our super secret totally not made up plans to Taters so he could be ready for when we arrived? All those months of planning down the drain.

(*Begin Super Secret Coded message. Code-Key "FOR-REAL-THIS-TIME"*)
Okay he cracked our super secret coded message like we had planned and taken the bait. The real operation is still in play and will be going forward at the appointed date and time. He'll never know what hit him. (*End totally real Super Secret message*)

This is why we shouldn't have trusted that sleeper cell in in Portland. I felt one of them was going to narc on us.
 
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I just want to know who leaked our super secret totally not made up plans to Taters so he could be ready for when we arrived? All those months of planning down the drain.

(*Begin Super Secret Coded message. Code-Key "FOR-REAL-THIS-TIME"*)
Okay he cracked our super secret coded message like we had planned and taken the bait. The real operation is still in play and will be going forward at the appointed date and time. He'll never know what hit him. (*End totally real Super Secret message*)

This is why we shouldn't have trusted that sleeper cell in in Portland. I felt one of them was going to narc on us.
I AM BIG MAD!

Phil thinks we chickened out. Our only mistake was making our plans around Phil’s identity from a few months ago. We were planning for the Chinese New Year.
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I like how he puts the squirt gun emoji. He’s too retarded to get a fake one.
 
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I AM BIG MAD!

Phil thinks we chickened out. Our only mistake was making our plans around Phil’s identity from a few months ago. We were planning for the Chinese New Year.
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I like how he puts the squirt gun emoji. He’s too retarded to get a fake one.
Fucking called it.
 
I AM BIG MAD!

Phil thinks we chickened out. Our only mistake was making our plans around Phil’s identity from a few months ago. We were planning for the Chinese New Year.
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I like how he puts the squirt gun emoji. He’s too retarded to get a fake one.
It's almost as if Phil is too stupid to realize Hanukka his from Dec 25, 2024 – Jan 2, 2025 this time and we were too busy with our holiday tradition of throwing bagels onto the horns of our god
 
I AM BIG MAD!

Phil thinks we chickened out. Our only mistake was making our plans around Phil’s identity from a few months ago. We were planning for the Chinese New Year.
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I like how he puts the squirt gun emoji. He’s too retarded to get a fake one.
Lol, popped with what? A shart? Everyone knows Phil is too retarded to be allowed firearms. That’s why he gets disability benefits. Because he’s severely retarded.
 
Lol, popped with what? A shart? Everyone knows Phil is too retarded to be allowed firearms. That’s why he gets disability benefits. Because he’s severely retarded.
I love how this mentally retarded loser thinks anyone at all is afraid of anything he can do. Dude, you lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato.

There is not a single person in the world who is afraid of a pathetic wimp who threatened and screamed at a potato, while armed with a knife, and proceeded to lose a fight against it.
 
This entirely one-sided ‘invasion’ scenario has me cringing so hard it hurts. This is a middle-aged man, claiming in public for all to see that a website has arranged to attack his home and presumably try to kill him. Again. Like he does almost every new year.

And in public for all to see, the members of that website have been laughing at the very thought of something so stupid, and pointing out that it’s this middle-aged man’s fantasy roleplay (again).

This would be embarrassing if a teenager did it. That it’s a middle-aged man is - fuck, I don’t know what this feeling is, Kiwibros. It’s beyond any cringe I’ve ever witnessed.

Next up, Phil claims he’s going to be invaded by the Israeli army, because he’s such a massive threat to them. A fat, retarded, middle-aged man in America who spends his whole life in a world of make-believe, because he’s too mentally subnormal to cope with real life.

Phil posting all this in public is sheer joy. Hilarious. You absolute fuckin’ sped, pal.
 
That's why there are operatives inside of the the apartment on the 2nd floor.
Beta squad is currently reinforcing the ceilings to prevent collapse, operation cave-in is a go.

Alpha Squad Leader, checking in. We're in position. Our elite group of SS mohels are ready to do battle with this antifa super soldier.
Copy that Alpha Squaad. Hang tight and watch your six for antifur reinforcements.

Oh shit, he found out about the plan! ABORT!
Negative soldier, operation fondle-a-fatfuck is still greenlit. Do not leave the bafflefield.

Guys, I misunderstood.
I thought we were having a real party. I’m out here with 12 domino’s pizzas and a case of champagne.

My party hat is going to look so stupid.
Bring the party supplies to extraction point Alpha Sigma Sigma for postop debriefing and pizza party, soldier.
 
Oh no. Is Australatina in space now?

“Speds in Space” has a nice ring to it, but it’s a horrifying concept. Plus I really hate wearing spacesuits, they chafe like fuck.
 
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Next up, Phil claims he’s going to be invaded by the Israeli army, because he’s such a massive threat to them. A fat, retarded, middle-aged man in America who spends his whole life in a world of make-believe, because he’s too mentally subnormal to cope with real life.
What are you talking about? We're all gathered right outside his tard hovel, and we're about to smash his doors in and anally rape him over and over!
 
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