"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Goddamn dude, I'm both grateful to have your analysis on this, and so sorry that your brain has that much Phil lore bouncing around in it. You're closer to understanding him than a lot of us, and I just hope you keep making those sanity checks.

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I'm honestly curious how Phil thinks a headmate would work in order for this to even be possible. And of course fourteen second clips of bright colors and loud sound appeal to him, I only wonder if Tor can take all the bouncing and squeaking of a fat and happy piggy in the apartment.

Phil fluffy saga when? Seriously, you know why he likes Happy Tree Friends for the edgy edgelordism of it.

 

[Twrx]

Actually, I think that brings up a thing with a lot of these 'trannies,' and it's that it's not so much a sexual identity for them as it is a sort of kink, a fetish. I think what happens with a lot of them is that they somehow get the signals for "this is sexy when a woman does it" and "I'm going to dress up like a woman because it gives me a boner" mixed up during their adolesence. I mean, look how many 'trannies' literally identify as lesbian women trapped in male bodies.

With Phil... well his sexuality is interesting. Disgusting, but interesting. I honestly try to be objective, but Phil goes out of his way to try and shock people by acting like a sexual deviant, for lack of a better term. First he's gay, then intersex, then queer, then trans, then asexual. He's into BDS&M, but not really, and furries, and cosplay, and electric play... It's like as soon as he hears about something new, he has to jump on the bandwagon, but he isn't really into it.

See, the thing about Phil is, he doesn't understand sex. If I had to guess, he's a fairly vanilla heterosexual. He was attracted to Jennifer Lopez after all. Probably still is. And that's fine. But he doesn't understand sex, so all of those feelings normal adults have? They make him uncomfortable. They scare him. Phil likes to play tough, but in reality if he were given the chance for consensual gay sex, or an S&M session, or whatever the hell furries do? He'd just waddle away scared.

Perhaps @Ravenor has deeper insight, but I think Phil sorts of gets off on the "asexual" lie.

I don't know if it's true, but supposedly dusty showed him gay porn and Phil started bawling like a bitch.

 

[multiverse]

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But great insight and summary as always!

 

[Ravenor]

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But great insight and summary as always!

Thank's I tried and tried and for some reason Grammarly and the default google spell check couldn't get it.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil fluffy saga when? Seriously, you know why he likes Happy Tree Friends for the edgy edgelordism of it.

He's also, what? Something like 15 years late to the trend. Honestly I had no idea Happy Tree Friends was still a thing...

 

[Smutley]

Phil has the physical urges for sex as he's physically developed to do so, but he's not able to process them in a normal way. He's got very vanilla tastes when it comes to porn it's just got to have big boobies and look undeniably female and he's all over that shit he's never posted anything that would indicate that he's into guy's even back during his gay era it was all straight porn.

This leads me to a question though. What about his few gay experiences, like attempting to grab Dusty's dick and hooking up with the Goblin Queen Violet Moonstar?

Could they be exaggerated or fabricated completely?

 

[Erubetie]

This leads me to a question though. What about his few gay experiences, like attempting to grab Dusty's dick and hooking up with the Goblin Queen Violet Moonstar?

Could they be exaggerated or fabricated completely?

 

[Ravenor]

This leads me to a question though. What about his few gay experiences, like attempting to grab Dusty's dick and hooking up with the Goblin Queen Violet Moonstar?

Could they be exaggerated or fabricated completely?

Exaggerated but have a basis in fact, He's about 98% straight, he's tried gay stuff and he doesn't like it. That dusty thing was him trying to please dusty not really fulfilling a sexual urge, I think that's in part why he shat himself out of "OMG! WTF am I doing???" and he literally lost it, you know that saying "Deer in the headlights" where an animal just shuts down in a moment of panic and stairs at the oncoming truck, that Deer was Phil and that Truck was dusty's duck.

There was that whole awkward fumble thing he had going with Jordhamn once that they both called a day when the both realised they were not all that into it so settled for poseing and jordham having to cram a hamburger in Phil's cavernous maw when he figged himself in an effort to prove he was a badass SnM type grownup.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This leads me to a question though. What about his few gay experiences, like attempting to grab Dusty's dick and hooking up with the Goblin Queen Violet Moonstar?

Could they be exaggerated or fabricated completely?

And as much as I loved the image of Phil and Moonstar bumping uglies, AFAIK that story only came from an unverified source. Phil did claim to have had a "consensual orgasm" in a post around that time and then @CaliforniaDreaming said it was with the Goblin Queen in this post. It could definitely be true (CaliforniaDreaming gave us some other info on Moonstar that checked out through other sources) but only Phil's shenis knows for sure.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

And as much as I loved the image of Phil and Moonstar bumping uglies, AFAIK that story only came from an unverified source. Phil did claim to have had a "consensual orgasm" in a post around that time and then @CaliforniaDreaming said it was with the Goblin Queen in this post. It could definitely be true (CaliforniaDreaming gave us some other info on Moonstar that checked out through other sources) but only Phil's shenis knows for sure.

Is it sad that the fact that Moonstar didn't immediately begin screaming RAPE about it like he does with every partner makes me kind of think it didn't happen? Either that or it's the rare instance of two complete fuckups realizing that neither would come out well if the story came out. Hard to call rape on someone so exceptional, especially with the crowd they both frequent.

 

[MMX]

I don't know if it's true, but supposedly dusty showed him gay porn and Phil started bawling like a bitch.

For what it's worth the story's true but it was John not Dusty.
This was during Phil's commie phase and his secret "boyfriend" John was being a nice guy and found some hard gay porn of "Russian army" types.
Phil broke down in tears upon seeing it and said some shit like "uke is only for sempai" then cried about the whole thing on his live journal.

Dusty for all his faults (optimistically) never showed Phil porn......he did worse but was smart enuff not to try and get Phil's motor running.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Is it correct to say that Chris is more sexually mature or experienced than Phil

Edit (for clarification); This isn't accounting for his Yaoi self-insert stuff that was mostly there to impress Dusty and ingratiate himself with him and it sorta failed, at the time any porn he was posting or looking at was CIS women in latex and when you consider his scribbles of this period in this context it will give you a whole new understanding about his sexuality, he wasn't drawing it because he liked it he was drawing it to gain acceptance from some one he has somthing approaching admiration for, there is a lot of speculation about this matter I can expand on in another thread or post if people would like.

Id be interested in it.

 

[Hyperion]

Is it correct to say that Chris is more sexually mature or experienced than Phil


Id be interested in it.

It actually seems like Chris being slightly less functional than Phil actually helps him be better off than Phil in alot of ways.

Chris is living proof that ignorance is bliss sometimes I guess, while Phil is just barely smart enough to realize he's a retard

 

[MMX]

Is it correct to say that Chris is more sexually mature or experienced than Phil
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Well Chris had sex twice with a prostitute and thought they were friends.
Phil has had several sexual relationships both long and short term.

 

[Positron]

Let's hope all the workers in Whole Foods and pizza joints go on strike so Phil can't stuff his fat face.

 

[Mogambo]

I'm honestly kind of amazed that we've come to the point where we have a straight (possibly a bit homophobic, or at least afraid of/uncomfortable with gays) and sort of racist manchild pretending to be a gay/trans Latino and covering himself in tattoos proclaiming such... for asspats? Acceptance? Oppression points? It's a fascinating critique of our culture, honestly. The whole SJW thing absolutely fucked Phil over, and in a few more years when its no longer trendy what is he going to do? I mean, assuming he's still alive. We've already reached the point where just being gay or being a woman isn't special and unique enough. When trannies (who make up a tiny, tiny minority anyway) are mainstream and accepted, where will Phil and the Tumblr crowd go next? I still think a transblack saga would be hilarious, but who knows.

 

[MMX]

I'm honestly kind of amazed that we've come to the point where we have a straight (possibly a bit homophobic, or at least afraid of/uncomfortable with gays) and sort of racist manchild pretending to be a gay/trans Latino and covering himself in tattoos proclaiming such... for asspats? Acceptance? Oppression points? It's a fascinating critique of our culture, honestly. The whole SJW thing absolutely fucked Phil over, and in a few more years when its no longer trendy what is he going to do? I mean, assuming he's still alive. We've already reached the point where just being gay or being a woman isn't special and unique enough. When trannies (who make up a tiny, tiny minority anyway) are mainstream and accepted, where will Phil and the Tumblr crowd go next? I still think a transblack saga would be hilarious, but who knows.

There's always a new cancer
If/hopefully when the SJW cancer is finally done Phil will just take on another new form.
As culture evolves and society becomes more tolerant then the counter cultures must try and keep pace in the opposite direction.
If Phil's still around in a few years he's going to be claiming to be a post human techno pagan or some dumb shit.

 

[Hyperion]

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If Phil's still around in a few years he's going to be claiming to be a post human techno pagan or some dumb shit.

Just imagine the transgender saga ending and the transhuman saga beginning! Will Phil claim one of his headmates is a Space Marine? Will he threaten his enemies with Roko's Basilisk?

Stay tuned to find out, same autistic time and same autistic channel

 

[MMX]

Just imagine the transgender saga ending and the transhuman saga beginning! Will Phil claim one of his headmates is a Space Marine? Will he threaten his enemies with Roko's Basilisk?

Stay tuned to find out, same autistic time and same autistic channel

God empress Izzy and her great crusade against the space trollz

Joking aside I would say we are generally reaching the end of the "cool to be tranz" period. Once you have tranz celebs, tranz media characters and its generally social accepted then it's generally done with for the posers who just drift off to the next oppressed and misunderstood thing.....which is hopefully being an ampute.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I think we're already seeing the first signs of this with Phil. Now that "transbians" are becoming more common (at least in SJW/Tumblr circles), he's come out as asexual and seems to be making moves from trans-woman to non-binary.