"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

LOL Why the tight deadline... I don't get it... with the "road signs". If he can focus-fire that much on drawing horseshit, he could certainly sort bottles and cans, bottles and cans, clap your haaaaands.
Literally, :autism:. It's quite a thing to have so little going on in your life that the most important thing you have to do is something no one cares about with no consequences whatsoever.

Goddamn this is my favorite euphemism for Phil's body parts yet.
I think it would be a pretty good name for a country and western singer.
 
I've always been of the impression that Phil's "attempts" at being a "woman" ate entirely because Phil is ashamed of his Tic-Tac-sized wedding tackle and having excruciating penis envy along side his desire for attention and special recognition. Yes, he thinks he's the most specialist of snowflakes and lives to play identity politics, but I firmly believe the catalyst for all his troony posturing is because of an inferiority complex due to being hung like a chipmunk.

I think you're giving Phils millimeter peter a little too much credit there comparing it to a Chipmunks. Hell, even a house cats dick is bigger than Phil's.
 
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I have money laying around because I don't enable potards like Phil.

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And in which we see Phil alienate what few 'friends' he has by tagging them in his scam

(I added the cartoon potato because I'm tired of looking at his face)

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And sadly, he's finding some help sharing the word

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I think you're giving Phils millimeter peter a little too much credit there comparing it to a Chipmunks. Hell, even a house cats dick is bigger than Phil's.

Yeah, you're likely right. How's about "hung like a trailer park roach"? That way we emphasize Phil being dirty white trash without having the overly suggestive "cock" in "cockroach"?

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I have money laying around because I don't enable potards like Phil.

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And in which we see Phil alienate what few 'friends' he has by tagging them in his scam

(I added the cartoon potato because I'm tired of looking at his face)

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And sadly, he's finding some help sharing the word

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What a greedy, entitled, self-centred shit stain of a person. My fucking Hell...

"If you've got cash for grass you've got cash for my ass". How's about you get a job if you need money so bad and stop demanding shit from people who actually earn their way through life...and then go fuck yourself? Could you do that, Phil? Could ya maybe TRY? PLEASE?
 
Yeah, you're likely right. How's about "hung like a trailer park roach"? That way we emphasize Phil being dirty white trash without having the overly suggestive "cock" in "cockroach"?



What a greedy, entitled, self-centred shit stain of a person. My fucking Hell...

"If you've got cash for grass you've got cash for my ass". How's about you get a job if you need money so bad and stop demanding shit from people who actually earn their way through life...and then go fuck yourself? Could you do that, Phil? Could ya maybe TRY? PLEASE?

It's taking me a lot of willpower not to engage him to call him out on his bullshit.
 
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I have money laying around because I don't enable potards like Phil.

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And in which we see Phil alienate what few 'friends' he has by tagging them in his scam

(I added the cartoon potato because I'm tired of looking at his face)

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And sadly, he's finding some help sharing the word

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Conversely, if you have enough money for travelling to another state to get tattoos, you have enough money to pay your household bills.

Also, what's this about his traffic signs being "due in before the end of the month?" Holy fucking shit, has he invented a deadline for his autistic scrawl to make himself feel important? I bet he'll write himself a letter from the Autismland Department of Highways thanking him for the signs.
 
The only thing Phil needs to work through is being a lying shit head. He was never sexually molested by his father. The "sexual abuse" Phil continually talks about far more often than any REAL rape victim ever would was his father rightfully spanking him as a child for being a bullying asshole to some smaller kids. That's it. His mother may have made him lie about being molested when they got divorced, but Angelo never molested Phil. He was just trying to discipline Phil for picking on much smaller kids than Phil was, like any good parent would. Phil has NEVER been raped. If he had, he certainly wouldn't be openly displaying it to the world like it was some kind of badge of honor. I mean, who would honestly ever WANT to rape Phil? He's fucking ugly and disgusting in every way.

I completely agree, but even if his clearly fabricated story WERE true it wouldn't be a reason to have that sort of surgery and it almost surprised me that none of his troon buddies called him out on that.

At this point his entire life is an un-salvageable mess by his own doing, he and Toren are a perfect match.
 
I completely agree, but even if his clearly fabricated story WERE true it wouldn't be a reason to have that sort of surgery and it almost surprised me that none of his troon buddies called him out on that.

At this point his entire life is an un-salvageable mess by his own doing, he and Toren are a perfect match.

He's a "transwoman" "trans-person-of-color". If they started calling Phil out that would mean they would also be fair game to call out, and identity politics junkies like troons and SJWs can't cope with having their bullshit laid bare to the world.
 
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