"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[wellthathappened]

"Cheap" Doc Martens seem to start at around 60-70, the higher end ones are over 200.

As a capitalist, even 60-70 for a pair of shoes is too rich for my blood, much less over 200. But I guess that is why I have a savings account and Phil has welfare and boots.

 

[The Dude]

"Cheap" Doc Martens seem to start at around 60-70, the higher end ones are over 200.

As a capitalist, even 60-70 for a pair of shoes is too rich for my blood, much less over 200. But I guess that is why I have a savings account and Phil has welfare and boots.

I don't mind paying a high dollar figure for footwear as long as it's high quality and built to last. I've got a pair of Danner Fort Lewis boots that I've had since 2001. They are my work boots, and aside from some scuffs and the tread on the heels being worn down, they're still in excellent condition. I'll buy another pair eventually which will be about $380. They're worth it because they're built to last, built for real duty. Doc Martens used to be high quality back in the 90s, but ever since they got real trendy with goths, punk wannabes, and other edgy try-hards, their quality has gone down the shitter as their price has risen steadily. I bought one pair years ago and they fell apart on me within a year. I went back to my Danners. But Phil is all about that image. He wants people to think he's legit and hardcore, so he goes for flashy trash instead of quality, and winds up spending even more when he has to replace them soon after.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Cheap" Doc Martens seem to start at around 60-70, the higher end ones are over 200.

As a capitalist, even 60-70 for a pair of shoes is too rich for my blood, much less over 200. But I guess that is why I have a savings account and Phil has welfare and boots.

He could get a pair of army surplus boots for about $20 or less if he shopped around. They’d last him and they’d enable his paramilitary wannabe fetish.

 

[The Dude]

He could get a pair of army surplus boots for about $20 or less if he shopped around. They’d last him and they’d enable his paramilitary wannabe fetish.

But then how could he prove he's an edgy, independent, anarcho-pinko-crust-goth-whatever member of Antifa if he isn't wearing "the official footwear of Antifa" and other overpriced Hot Topic wearables? He has to prove that he's a legit non-conformist Nazi-killing Souper Soldoor, and he can't do that unless he's wearing Docs! You obviously don't understand these things because you're just a conformist member of the fascist patriarchy.

 

[Adamska]

"Cheap" Doc Martens seem to start at around 60-70, the higher end ones are over 200.

As a capitalist, even 60-70 for a pair of shoes is too rich for my blood, much less over 200. But I guess that is why I have a savings account and Phil has welfare and boots.

That's just a bit pricier than my own shoes sadly. But the thing is that unlike Phil the brand whore, I have the excuse of having big feet (size 18 wides ain't stocked by too many places). Phil just is throwing away cheese money to look cool to only himself, since no one likes him and he just looks like a downie kid trying to join a biker gang.

 

[Xanax]

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No Phil, that's about actual antifa. You know, the ones who go outside. Nobody gives two squirts of piss about MXND.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It's pretty fitting that the "official footwear of Antifa" are over-priced, flashy "combat-style" boots for edgy poseurs that wouldn't hold up to real combat conditions, and not WORK boots or real combat boots like Danners or something. Phil inadvertently made an excellent analogy for Antifa as a whole with his post: all image, no substance.

Well what's the point of smashing the patriarchy and capitalism and finally liberating the working hero from oppression and racism if my BOOTS DON'T COME IN PINK.

Regarding his weekend antifa duties, I'm imagining he's assigned to the local bus stop to make sure no one steals it. The working man depends on that mass transit, comrade! Be sure to wear your extra-dangerous boots!

 

[Mogambo]

I mean, its probably fair to say Phil is consumerist. He uses the money he gets from the government for being a fat retard, and any other troons still dumb enough to donate to him, to buy expensive luxury items. many of which he doesn't need or even use. He's pretty much the tranny equivalent of those fat middle aged housewives you see on Hoarders, except even they have more useful shit than rainbow colored baseball bats, mall ninja crap and overpriced bicycle accessories.

Phil's Communist idols would more likely denounce him as a parasite. Communism was about production, not brand name products. If you're reading this Phil, what do you produce? And don't try to claim you produce content because true Communists wouldn't view wannabe YouTube star as production. Besides nobody reads your news dungeon except us (albeit just to laugh as you) and your content is app stolen or recycled, not original.

Also Phil, you arent a terrorist, international or domestic. Nobody takes you seriously. Nobody is threatened by you. You dont even GO to protests any more, let alone do anything illegal, beyond stealing from good will donation bins and letting your friend squat at your apartment. Hardly a criminal mastermind there buddy. And you havent been overseas so you cant really say anything about you is international in the least.

 

[The Dude]

I mean, its probably fair to say Phil is consumerist. He uses the money he gets from the government for being a fat exceptional individual, and any other troons still dumb enough to donate to him, to buy expensive luxury items. many of which he doesn't need or even use. He's pretty much the tranny equivalent of those fat middle aged housewives you see on Hoarders, except even they have more useful shit than rainbow colored baseball bats, mall ninja crap and overpriced bicycle accessories.

Phil's Communist idols would more likely denounce him as a parasite. Communism was about production, not brand name products. If you're reading this Phil, what do you produce? And don't try to claim you produce content because true Communists wouldn't view wannabe YouTube star as production. Besides nobody reads your news dungeon except us (albeit just to laugh as you) and your content is app stolen or recycled, not original.

Also Phil, you arent a terrorist, international or domestic. Nobody takes you seriously. Nobody is threatened by you. You dont even GO to protests any more, let alone do anything illegal, beyond stealing from good will donation bins and letting your friend squat at your apartment. Hardly a criminal mastermind there buddy. And you havent been overseas so you cant really say anything about you is international in the least.

It's been discussed at length before that Phil doesn't understand Communism and just thinks it means everything he wants will be free and he will never have to work for it. Phil is not unlike many young(ish) white Communists in this regard. We have also discussed many times how if Phil were in a real Communist country that he would be labeled an enemy of the people for his consumption of food and goods, and for his toxic individuality, and he would either be placed in a forced labor camp or just executed outright. Phil believes that if the US were to go Commie that he would suddenly be part of the upper elite and would be helping to run the country. He's a delusional tard.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's been discussed at length before that Phil doesn't understand Communism and just thinks it means everything he wants will be free and he will never have to work for it. Phil is not unlike many young(ish) white Communists in this regard. We have also discussed many times how if Phil were in a real Communist country that he would be labeled an enemy of the people for his consumption of food and goods, and for his toxic individuality, and he would either be placed in a forced labor camp or just executed outright. Phil believes that if the US were to go Commie that he would suddenly be part of the upper elite and would be helping to run the country. He's a delusional tard.

He'd be shot and used as fertilizer or crude oil. Part of the whole "labor camp" thing implies he has to have at least some ability to push carts around or something. They'd probably lock him in a stall with the cows with a tube in his ass.

 

[Positron]

 

[Mogambo]

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Wait... so is Phil pretending that his "headmate" is an Iraqi Jew now? Haha, what an idiot. I'm guessing he just learned about the Iraqi Jewish community and realize he can pretend to be "Arab" and "Jewish," just like when he learned about Kaliningrad and realized he could pretend to be "Jewish," "Nazi/German" and "Russian/Communist." I'm looking forward to Phil donning a keffiyeh and pretending to do dabke dancing.

 

[Bogliacci]

Iraqi Jew named after some esoteric Aztec deity. Ok.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Lolwut?? Phil, xochi doesn't exist you tardass, and hate to break it to you, but you're not her mother either (don't forget you already have a daughter...which is sadly your bicycle). The closest thing you are to xochi is her creator, but then again, you're a tard and you can't really grasp the concept of an imaginary friend. Phil, I'm starting to think you might be addicted to your painkillers...and not the fun kind like opiates, no, I'm talking about the ibuprofen and tylonal PMs you like to down like candy.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Phil is devolving into one of those accounts you see posting on Facebook all the time with weird, random, out of contex shit that you always wonder about who is actually behind it with a morbid curiosity.

 

[The Dude]

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That's not how DID works, you mong. That's not how any of this works.

We speculated a long while back that Phil would drop the "latinx" bullshit when it stopped bringing in the asspats and would eventually switch to claiming he was Middle Eastern because of all his sperging about Palestine and such. Could this be Phil testing the waters of an identity change? Could he be planning on claiming his Xochi alter has taken over and now he's really Iraqi or Palestinian or some such bullshit? He's obviously been starved for any attention he can get and getting more desperate about it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is Phil even pretending Xochi is an alter any more, or has she officially graduated to “imaginary friend” status?

Also, I note that while we’ve heard a lot from Xochi, we’ve heard nothing further about their upcoming wedding. I guess Xochi dumped Phil for being a useless fat tard.

 

[MMX]

Wait... so is Phil pretending that his "headmate" is an Iraqi Jew now? Haha, what an idiot. I'm guessing he just learned about the Iraqi Jewish community and realize he can pretend to be "Arab" and "Jewish," just like when he learned about Kaliningrad and realized he could pretend to be "Jewish," "Nazi/German" and "Russian/Communist." I'm looking forward to Phil donning a keffiyeh and pretending to do dabke dancing.

Nope he's pretending his head mates pretend mother is a Iraqi jew
Its completely different

 

[nvrwastetree]

Phil is devolving into one of those accounts you see posting on Facebook all the time with weird, random, out of contex shit that you always wonder about who is actually behind it with a morbid curiosity.

Like that one profile, Ahenobarbus Henocide?? Actually wait, no. Phil will never be as weird and disturbed as the individual who runs that profile (look it up on Google or scaretheater if you don't know what Ahenobarbus Henocide is/was. Think shock image/video type shit, but instead of posting to LiveLeak, this dude used Facebook as his stand and would send people .onion links, more video, shock imagery, plus whatever else was fucked and disgusting to people's Facebook inbox). Phil is becoming the sad and lonely weirdo that will send stuff to you because no one is willing or wants to talk him.

 

[James Howlett]

At least when CWC marries or births his headmates, he's being more original and committed. Phil is just following Chris's trail of autism, but doesn't have the conviction to commit...which is weird to say about a guy who lopped off his dick.