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No one watches you on Mastodon Phil. Have fun wasting your own money to seed the pot to pretend people know you exist.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Vietnam vet John Rambo versus Portland vet Phil Haskins Delici. “One time the pizza place wouldn’t deliver even though it clearly said on their website that they were open another half hour. You don’t know what it’s like, man!”
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"You just can't cut them off!" (Them = Phil's pathetic baby dick and balls)
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Quickly! To the potatomobile!
Sad state of affairs in the super soldier corps if Phil is your emergency contact
Sad state of affairs in the super soldier corps if Phil is your emergency contact
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Phil pays attention to some gay local news source or some shit (lying perhaps) and is now pretending to be in on the action. No one cares on mastodon Phil.
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And now you know the rest of the story.....
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I was going to make a point about how barricading oneself in a public bathroom until the big scaries go away is such a Phil thing to do, but then I realized he wasn't even a part of that group. He just called the guys (or was that other mastadon post supposed to be that "call"?) who showed just in time to not have to do anything.
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So you ran in hid in a bathroom. Way to bash the fash Phil.
Phil, your patch says, "Working Class Kids". You are neither working class or a kid.
Phil claims that his is him.
Phil if this was you why are you covering your already covered face with an emoji?
Nope doesn't appear to be a fat tard.
0:40 Mark
Nope doesn't appear to be a fat tard.
0:40 Mark
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This is supposed to impress us? A vague fucking magical faggot fantasy of running away and hiding in restrooms? Did someone inside use 'the code' to indicate availability for anonymous gay sex, causing the Proud Boys to attempt to force entry? Insufficient detail, action, and gay sex, 1/10 would not read again.
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So how many Antifags were locked in a bathroom stall by the end of this? And how long was it before one of them suggested they’d have more space if they took their clothes off?
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You "saved lives" by dressing up in mall ninja gear, sitting in front of your computer abd retweeting something on Mastodon. Big man, well done.
Kiddies running around the city centre trying to start fights with "the other gang". Knock it off you childish twats, people are trying to go about real life here. No-one gives a shit about your autistic capture the flag games.
Not fat enough, not wearing the usual layers and layers of mall ninja gear. Also, out at a protest. Not Phil.
Why do these people dress up like the riot cops? Jealousy?
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Curious, do our agents have Phil's unit number yet?
EDIT: Just asking for my friend Andrew.
EDIT: Just asking for my friend Andrew.
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The feeling of "oh shit" is when you're about to soil the carpet again, Phil.
The message is old but the date is new -- and unfortunately, this time he might just got a hit.
The message is old but the date is new -- and unfortunately, this time he might just got a hit.
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Phil hasn't eaten since Friday and he got important work to do downtown.
How about a selfie. You don't need to show your face just your tard eyes downtown.
How about a selfie. You don't need to show your face just your tard eyes downtown.
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I thought if you beat up a Proud Boy he would drop Bitcoins?
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Phil really is pushing this power fantasy to its limits, isn't he? Trying so hard to convince people that he's some kind of badass capable of fighting the fash. Just lies upon lies upon lies. And no one believes him. He's more full of shit than an overflowing septic tank.
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So Phil is such a tard they "assign" him dispatch duty? How to dispatch when you don't bring a phone when "blocked up"
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Playing soldiers again, and begging for milkshake and pizza money. Such a scary hard man 
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Funny you mention that.Playing soldiers again, and begging for milkshake and pizza money. Such a scary hard man
Phil with a bo staff
let's see him use it.
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normal people: food and water > all other needs
phil: cosplay > all other needs
phil: cosplay > all other needs