"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

I like how his face is so wonky that he can’t get the shades or balaclava to sit straight.

Of course he’s still chill with the hammer and sickle. That’s all his political affiliations are - badges. His true political affiliations can be summed up as:
1. Fuck you Dad!
2. Dad, can I have some money?


Like anyone cares about the super soldier shit he puts on his reviews. Like, “I’m looking for pizza and I see a super soldier, a fictional concept, thinks this place is good!”

 

[The Un-Clit]

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I like how his face is so wonky that he can’t get the shades or balaclava to sit straight.

Oh Phil Phil Phil....you poor sack of failgenes....no matter what part of your deformed body and face that you cover up after we mock you for it, something always peeps out to show the eternal mutant within. In this case, one of your nasty yellow buck-teeth are peeping out between the two pink slugs you call lips. And not even the blackest of shades can hide the derpy eyes that see so fucking little.

Why do you do this to yourself, Phil? You know damn well the only people following your mastadon are Kiwis.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil's autism is fully manifested as facial and cranial deformities.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

It's hilarious watching him cover himself up bit by bit based on what Kiwis are laughing at. Balding goonies pinhead skull? Ski mask. Goofy tard eyes? Glasses. Stupid looking rat faced cheese mouth? Stops showing teeth.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Membership is $11 a month plus $11 initial fee. Phil’s so desperate for marks that he’s going to have to surrender his pizza money.

I think he's really only in it for the pin and the little red passport. Once he gets them he's going to cancel his membership.


He looks like some guy who would job to Sergeant Slaughter or Hulk Hogan in the mid 80's.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Candles, huh? How long until Phil is homeless after burning down his new place?

 

[obliviousbeard]

I love how he switched wearing sunglasses with his ski mask after we pointed out his rodent eyes. Too bad you can still see his hamster cheecks and neck fat still, maybe try wearing paper bag next to cover your shapeless tard head?

 

[JSGOTI]

Look how much he can improve his appearance with the simple application of a proper accessory.
It's shocking, really.

 

[Coldgrip]

Ball of the foot should be firmly on the ground for a proper squat, Phil. Did you not learn anything in Antifa Super Soldier Training?

I think he's trying to slav squat. Knowing Phil he'd get a cramp and shit himself, then post about how kiwi fascists used their evil racism curses to cause him pain.

 

[Picklechu]

We can still see your rat teeth and derpy tard eyes in your "down with the hammer and sickle" do-rag picture, Phil.

What he'd be like if he was around during wwii is a question...

He'd be lobotomized.

On account of the retardation.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil said he was going to join the Socialist Rifle Association and Democratic Socialists. How much is Phil blowing on useless dues?
A fucking deer can bath how about you take the hint.
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Look at the teeph just peeking out

Look how sensitive he is about his derpy tard eyes.

But he shows his slack jawed tard mouth.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I think he's really only in it for the pin and the little red passport. Once he gets them he's going to cancel his membership.

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He looks like some guy who would job to Sergeant Slaughter or Hulk Hogan in the mid 80's.

It's kind of incredible, you can still tell it's him just by the lips, because they're so distinctly weird-looking. Like, if you put those lips on an otherwise classically handsome man it would instantly make him extremely ugly. Same with Phil's eyes and nose - every one of his features is wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

It's kind of incredible, you can still tell it's him just by the lips, because they're so distinctly weird-looking. Like, if you put those lips on an otherwise classically handsome person it would instantly make him extremely ugly. Same with Phil's eyes and nose - every one of his features is wrong.

What, this isn't a hunka hunka burning love?

 

[The Dude]

What, this isn't a hunka hunka burning love?

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More like a hunka-hunka burning garbage.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil is horribly oblivious that he fails at all forms of facial expression. His attempts to look cute, intimidating or even mildly cool fail miserably as his derp face constantly manages to ruin them all. If it's not the tard eyes then it's his weird lip curl, his rat teeth or the second neck that ruin every shot he takes of himself. Even with his entire face covered his autism still manages to bleed through.

 

[The Dude]

Phil is horribly oblivious that he fails at all forms of facial expression. His attempts to look cute, intimidating or even mildly cool fail miserably as his derp face constantly manages to ruin them all. If it's not the tard eyes then it's his weird lip curl, his rat teeth or the second neck that ruin every shot he takes of himself. Even with his entire face covered his autism still manages to bleed through.

Tard Face is pretty much impossible to overcome or hide.

Oh, and don't forget the time he was posing in all his mall ninja attire, completely covered up including sunglasses, and his fat gut was hanging out of his shirt and tactical vest.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He was badly made from inferior parts. Even if he wore a burqa, his posture would give him away.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Some antifa guy was killed in a hit and run near that Cider Riot bar that Phil has chirped about. Wonder how Phil react?

UPDATE: Portland Activist Killed After SUV Collision Near Cider Riot

Update, Oct. 14, 3 pm: Nearly one hundred people gathered to memorialize Kealiher on Sunday evening in front of the office for the Democratic Party of Oregon—the Northeast Portland building where Kealiher was hit. The crowd—many dressed in all black, or "black bloc"—waved flares and left candles...

www.portlandmercury.com

 

[Rupin]

Some antifa guy was killed in a hit and run near that Cider Riot bar that Phil has chirped about. Wonder how Phil react?

UPDATE: Portland Activist Killed After SUV Collision Near Cider Riot

Update, Oct. 14, 3 pm: Nearly one hundred people gathered to memorialize Kealiher on Sunday evening in front of the office for the Democratic Party of Oregon—the Northeast Portland building where Kealiher was hit. The crowd—many dressed in all black, or "black bloc"—waved flares and left candles...

www.portlandmercury.com

I was wondering the same thing. I was kind of disappointed to come here and not find any news about his reaction.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I was wondering the same thing. I was kind of disappointed to come here and not find any news about his reaction.

I'm betting he'll find out about it here since Phil is totally an antifa supersoldier.