"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

JY's Tampon said:
Taxpayer's and e-begging donors are really helping Phil and his comrade restock their Antifa supplies write Google reviews for every pizza place in Portland.
View attachment 990407
Once a scammer always a scammer. How long until he starts begging for December's rent?
Click to expand...

Just looked this place up. It's Mexican pizza, which Phil clearly eats to support his delusion that he's Latinx, while indulging in the only food his five year old mindset likes. And this place is fucking expensive. A cheese pizza costs twice what Domino's would charge, not including the delivery fee and Phil's meager tip. For a man constantly begging for money to pay bills, he certainly has no problem paying top dollar for food he will completely consume in less than twenty four hours.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Picklechu, Mesh Gear Fox, The Littlest Shitlord and 5 others
Positron said:
29 Oct 2019
View attachment 990496

View attachment 990495
Oow that's so cute! You got those Chinese fluorescent crayons for $3 didn't ya?

View attachment 990497

View attachment 990498
Click to expand...
Why are you pretending you have a job Phil?

You're a fucking welfare leech who hasn't worked in years since you punched your mom out after you tarded out and quit an unfireable job at Wawa. You are actively less connected to this shit than those retarded euros who sperg about the US.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Pineapple Fox, beautiful person, Mr Foster and 6 others
CheesyBoy said:

Just looked this place up. It's Mexican pizza, which Phil clearly eats to support his delusion that he's Latinx, while indulging in the only food his five year old mindset likes. And this place is fucking expensive. A cheese pizza costs twice what Domino's would charge, not including the delivery fee and Phil's meager tip. For a man constantly begging for money to pay bills, he certainly has no problem paying top dollar for food he will completely consume in less than twenty four hours.
Click to expand...

That's Phil's whole life. Wandering round the unbelievably safe streets of Portland in full pseudo-military gear, popping in and out of various pizza places to stuff his face with the kind of overpriced food favoured by only the whitest of white men. One or two or ten slices of pizza later, Phil hands over his $25 (plus $1.61 tip tee hee antifa btw) because for some reason, despite claiming to be flat broke all the time, he refuses to simply buy frozen pizzas for probably five dollars each from Wal-Mart. Maybe he doesn't know you can.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: beautiful person, YankeeTrader, Mr Foster and 9 others
Xochi said:
That's Phil's whole life. Wandering round the unbelievably safe streets of Portland in full pseudo-military gear, popping in and out of various pizza places to stuff his face with the kind of overpriced food favoured by only the whitest of white men. One or two or ten slices of pizza later, Phil hands over his $25 (plus $1.61 tip tee hee antifa btw) because for some reason, despite claiming to be flat broke all the time, he refuses to simply buy frozen pizzas for probably five dollars each from Wal-Mart. Maybe he doesn't know you can.
Click to expand...
No, it's more disgusting than that; this fat entitled fuck thinks he's too good for that shit, hence the artisanal (read: expensive) pizza he consumes.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: beautiful person, HIVidaBoheme, MasterDisaster and 3 others
Phil just posted this.
1.jpg

UPDATED: I think this need a more accurate meme
3.jpg
 

Attachments

  • 3.jpg
    3.jpg
    102.8 KB · Views: 367
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: adderall, BOLDYSPICY!, muh_moobs and 19 others
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Winner
Reactions: adderall, beautiful person, Mr Foster and 6 others
Positron said:
135.png
Click to expand...
You'd think a wop dago from the east coast would know better than to start shit with a union busting boss. Moot point though considering Phil won't set foot outside his hovel except to shop at decadent, capitalist, bourgeoisie grocery stores where the majority of shoppers are white, just like him.
 
  • Like
Reactions: beautiful person, HIVidaBoheme, Picklechu and 3 others
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Mr Foster and HIVidaBoheme
Xochi said:
The implication being that a property owned by a recently deceased landlord would fall into the ownership of the tenants, rather than being taken over by someone else?

Does Phil know how *anything* works? Like, anything at all?
Click to expand...
Nope. This is what’s so hilarious about his recent political rants. He parrots other people’s points, but he has no clue of the basic fundamentals of how society works. If Phil’s landlord died, his heirs would most likely sell the apartment and Fatty would be out on the street.

I doubt he even knows who his landlord is. I wonder why he’s so pissy about landlords all of a sudden.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme, UselessRubberKeyboard, lurk_moar and 1 other person
Tragi-Chan said:
Nope. This is what’s so hilarious about his recent political rants. He parrots other people’s points, but he has no clue of the basic fundamentals of how society works. If Phil’s landlord died, his heirs would most likely sell the apartment and Fatty would be out on the street.

I doubt he even knows who his landlord is. I wonder why he’s so pissy about landlords all of a sudden.
Click to expand...
Yes, his landlord is an ownership group taking his tard bux for a tax write off.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: HIVidaBoheme and Troon Anthropologist
CheesyBoy said:
Does his landlord know he feels this way? Sure, rent sucks, but I'm sure his landlord is a reasonable person.
Click to expand...
Phil would never say any of this to his landlord/their agent’s face, because as we know, he is a coward.

I think the real issue is that yet again, he’s being exploited for his tardbux, this time by his Antifag friendS. He’s too much of a pussy to tell them to fuck off, so he needs to rage at someone else who gets his money.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Mr Foster, HIVidaBoheme, Troon Anthropologist and 2 others
Tragi-Chan said:
I doubt he even knows who his landlord is. I wonder why he’s so pissy about landlords all of a sudden.
Click to expand...

I'd guess that it's because the handful of leftist spastics still clinging on to Mastodon are currently bleating about landlords and how the system is unjust because it doesn't give them everything they want in exchange for jack and/or shit. Phil just looks at the people he wants to grow up to be and repeats what they say verbatim, except he's a 37-year-old man and not a very young child, so instead of it being cute it's just awkward and annoying.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Mr Foster, Mesh Gear Fox, Troon Anthropologist and 2 others
Tragi-Chan said:
Phil would never say any of this to his landlord/their agent’s face, because as we know, he is a coward.

I think the real issue is that yet again, he’s being exploited for his tardbux, this time by his Antifag friendS. He’s too much of a pussy to tell them to fuck off, so he needs to rage at someone else who gets his money.
Click to expand...
I truly believe he is being extorted by Jake Jepson. Phil claimed to be with Jake when he was arrested for vandalizing the bridge during the climate march in September. Jake and Phil were at the youth oriented march while the rest of antifa were raising hell at the ICE facility. They're just 2 years a part and their age and exceptionalism keeps them as outcasts to the rest of the scene. Phil constantly larping around in public and Jake has a gigantic antifa tattoo on his neck. Not exactly low profile.
Phil looks up to Jake because he's willing to "hardcore shit" like spray paint a bridge surrounded by thousands of people. Jake uses that admiration to scam money from Phil.

EDIT: If Phil was truly at the protest he most assuredly turned tail a ditched Jake. So I'm sure Jake is able to hold that over his head as well. Not to mention Phil provided enough evidence on Mastodon to introduce Jake to the Farms.
 
Last edited:
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: adderall, Pineapple Fox, beautiful person and 12 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back