Phil is back to being a mouthy twat online and squealing about fruit farmers because his regular bunch of larpers have finally gotten sick of him and told him to get lost. Time to take to social media to whip up some attention from elsewhere!
Picture the middle-aged fat tard in black military ripoff gear, covered head to foot in antifa patches, thinking he's being badass by riding on a bus while everyone ignores him. In reality, Phil is utterly invisible in Portland even when he does go out, being just another re.tard dressed in semi-alternative clothing. He goes nowhere and does nothing, affecting no-one. But in Phil's head, he's a brave soldier battling asian journalists and working professionals, and anyone who glances his way is a neaonazi fash proudboy that he totally takes out every time, bravely fighting alone with his collapsible baton and pepper spray (that he only plucks up the courage to actually put in his pocket once a month or so).
Phil's social media is his magical place, where he can make-believe all day long and people who don't know him occasionally drop a like on one of his tweets. Bonus points if he mentions the right buzzwords and gets extra attention and likes! Yessss, someone is going along with his childish roleplay!
As always, this is entirely cosplay for Phil. He discovered that dressing up as imaginary brave characters and pretending to zap to the extreme (wrong tard, I know, but whatever) made his acorn dick hard, and since then it's all he's ever done. In today's social media driven, woke acceptance crowd, he's been allowed to get away with it because it's not the done thing to tell someone 'no' - or to point and laugh at re.tards acting like re.tards. Sadly for Phil, he's pushed his roleplay to such a ridiculous extent and for so long that even the woke crowds he gloms o to don't put up with his annoying shit for long. No-one likes having to humour the smelly tard. Phil hasn't worked that out yet. Still.
How's Autusmlatuna, Phil? How many roads are named after Dr Doge the cock chopping dude now?
Phil's just never going to stop being a living stereotype, is he? At least not until it's time for the potato to be planted in the dirt, anyway.
