"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Phil does kind of look like Mussolini...

Only because he looks retarded though, like Benito himself, an utterly dumb Fascist Hitler looked down on because he made Fascism look like a cause of fools.

 

[Old Fart]

When Phil dies alone in the gutter, imagine trying to decipher who he was from the tattoos. You must have three or four different political alignments, several gender identities, a whole parcel of incompatible philosophical and social positions and for some reason, bicycles. All you could determine for sure is that the deceased didn’t speak Spanish.

...or is a woman.

 

[Red Mask]

Talking more so a socialist in American terms. After all the term here means anybody slightly to the left of FDR. When in the rest of the world you're talking guys like Lenin and the Bolsheviks.

Bernie is talking about a socialist model like we have in the Scandinavian countries. That's socialism-lite as it still has a capitalist backbone. But to hear some people talk about what he wants he's literally to the left of Karl Marx in his view.

Actually, they’re Social Democracies and are not considered Socialists/ism by those on the Left. Many don’t think much of Social Democrats. Bernie himself may have used “Democratic Socialist”, but is still a Social Democrat. To be fair, many of those on the Left would gladly take him over what’s available in the US.

Only because he looks retarded though, like Benito himself, an utterly dumb Fascist Hitler looked down on because he made Fascism look like a cause of fools.

At least Mussolini gained power and kept it for a bit. He had more success than ADF could ever dream of.

You know, I actually have considered asking ADF why Maoism is such a great thing to implement, but I might get brain AIDS.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Actually, they’re Social Democracies and are not considered Socialists/ism by those on the Left. Many don’t think much of Social Democrats. Bernie himself may have used “Democratic Socialist”, but is still a Social Democrat. To be fair, many of those on the Left would gladly take him over what’s available in the US.

Oh I agree but I'm talking when those on the right talk about socialism and how terrible it is and it's going to destroy America and blah blah blah. A socialist democracy is perfectly fine but the fact that it has "socialist" in the title means that a lot of people here will immediately decry it as being bad simply based on that without understanding what socialism is all about.

ADF doesn't understand what socialism is, much less communism. He's just acting out like the perpetual 13 year old he is.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil isn't really Communist or Leftist. Yes he likes getting free stuff but he already knows he'll get free stuff from the taxpayers just for being developmentally disabled. As others have said, the main reason he identifies as a Maoist is the shock value. He never grew out of his teenage rebellion phase (in fact he was actually relatively late in coming to said phase because, as I said, he's developmentally delayed). Its more about "fuck you dad" than anything else, with a bit of his weird yaoi fetish because he liked China from Hetalia like a typical fag. I mean, Jesus he tried dressing like J. Lo because she gave him tingly feelings in his tiny weiner, and from there decided she'd be the dictator of some shitty third world hellhole. I guess its not surprising he extrapolated an entire political system from a gay ass Japanese cartoon. Its also where the first stirrings of his fascination with bicycles came in, and he still doesn't know how to ride, despite wasting hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on bicycle related tattoos. I wonder how many other people have ever done that. Even hard-core bicycling enthusiasts don't tend to get tattoos of bicycles or bicycling paraphernalia.

Don’t forget to donate money because Phil’s totally not going to waste his money on retard shit.
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I'd love for someone to ask Phil how him getting more tard scribbles on his body will help the antifa cause or his role as a super-soaker. Also where the hell is he going to fit that monstrosity? He doesn't have much visible skin left that hasn't been covered by some previous identity or obsession, which he subsequently abandoned when it wasn't "cool" anymore. Then again if he's getting Mao related tattoos maybe we'll get to see him covered in badly translated Chinese characters now!

I love that Phil thought his Hetalia-inspired Chinese cosplay outfit was suitable attire for the serious political protests he's in the middle of. Even down to the 'little red book' that's probably an empty notebook but has a red cover that Phil made himself. Totally serious Maoist, you guys! At least it's obvious who's the tard.

I mean, it kind of shows that all of this political posturing really is just cosplay for him. Also, the homemade little red book and lopsided red star sewn onto his beret always make me laugh. Makes me wonder if his fellow protestors thought he was mocking them or if they knew he was a little... special. Either way they seem to have kept their distance.

I remember when he was looking for a collection of Mao's ramblings in Spanish, for some reason, and thought it was super rare. Its really not. I found several copies for sale online. But the funny part is, he doesn't speak Spanish and nobody would associate Mao with being Latino except for Phil. It was just another prop to play into his cosplay identity. Well I suppose he'd have "improved" on it by covering it in rainbow flag stickers and doodling road signs all over it because of his 'time.

And this is obvious to anyone which is why Rainbow Jesus in this video rushed over when this retard started babbling to a reporter. It's really obvious to anyone on his side that he's a complete sped and they must run damage control for his retardation.

Rainbow Jesus is quite possibly my favorite Phil adjacent character. As weird as he is, he can at least explain what he believes in, unlike Phil, and he doesn't sound like a 16 year old faggot while doing so. I wonder if someone assigned him to be Phil's handler or if he just saw an opportunity and ran interception there. Either way the way that Phil just sort of spaces out while he's talking is priceless.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil could probably get paid good money by going schools and talking to antifa curious students as part of a reverse psychology program.

 

[Red Mask]

Oh Lord...NGL, I actually like the one with the rose though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh Lord...NGL, I actually like the one with the rose though.

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The eyes pointing in two different directions framed by a blank, confused frown really sell me on the BLM cause.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil showing solidarity with his houseless comrades in Portland.

How long until the embedded Kiwi operatives get his new location?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Then again if he's getting Mao related tattoos maybe we'll get to see him covered in badly translated Chinese characters now!

Oh that would be hilarious and the fact that a lot of guys that do Asian tattoo characters wind up fucking with the stupid gaijin / gweilo and put down something else. Like they'll go in with a request for "Looking for a Chinese girlfriend" and wind up with something like, "I have chronic diarrhea" instead.

Phil would probably get some Mao saying from his little red book but the tattoo artist would change it to "I'm a massive faggot". But then it wouldn't be like it's a lie or anything.

 

[2spooky]

More about tattoos. Phil explains his design. What JY's Tampon posted above is a "previous version"; this is the final one:

Note how his self-insert is fatter and more retarded-looking in this version.

I think one of my favorite details, aside from the testicles, is how the eyes are drawn. All that sperging about "fuck anime" but there's a clear (poorly rendered) influence there. Still a closet weeb I see.

 

[Red Mask]

How the hell does someone like him manage to get approved for an apartment?

 

[Mr Foster]

How the hell does someone like him manage to get approved for an apartment?

Probably a tard housing program.

 

[Red Mask]

Meanwhile others slip through the cracks.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Meanwhile others slip through the cracks.

He has that weird lolcow survival thing. By rights, he should have had his ass kicked a hundred times, got all his stuff stolen and died of hypothermia on the streets. If we could figure out how the most pathetic people in society manage to survive where the better-socialised fall apart, we would learn a lot about humanity.

Personally, I think it’s either that he gets a pass for being an obvious tard, or that karma is playing the long game by forcing him to live his awful life for as long as possible.

 

[Positron]

What a Romeo.


Fascist:


Fuck you dad and mom!

 

[Miss Misery]

Phil showing solidarity with his houseless comrades in Portland.

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How long until the embedded Kiwi operatives get his new location?

Didn't he claim he was moving at the end of October, prior to the election?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Fascist:

Just call him a nigger Phil, we know you want to.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's pretty clear now that ANTIFA people were "tard wrangling" Phil, and now that they're gone, Phil is really desperate for asspats and attention. And Kiwi Farms are the only ones always around to listen to - and laugh at - the bouncing and squeaking.

(If he gets really active again, we could reopen the Phil board?)

 

[JY's Tampon]

Phil playing with toys in the bathroom instead of out on the streets.

Blurred the FAS eyes. Thanks for reading Phil!