"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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I always love it when Phil starts bouncing and squeaking because he gets to the point where he can't ignore us poking holes in his bullshit stories and calling him out on his lies. He absolutely HATES that we see through his bullshit and know the truth about him not being part of Antifa. It makes it really difficult for him to delude himself into believing his bullshit about being a super badass urban guerilla in the service of Antifa or whoever the fuck, and he hates it when he's reminded of the truth: that he's a fat, child-brained retard playing pretend to distract him from the reality of his sad, pathetic, shitty life as a worthless nobody. He knows that he can't shut us up or make us conform to the narrative he wants to put forward, and it eats him up. I'm convinced that Phil spends most of his day seething over us damn Kiwis because we document the truth about him and keep it here for everyone to see. The rest of the time is his "I'm a special boy!" make-believe time where he pretends he's actually not a pathetic loser.
 
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A guy called Jake got his tires slashed, not by Phil of course. This is from this series of Portland BLM riot videos, don't these criminals hate people taking videos?
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Positron said:
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But Phil, I thought you were a respected, nay leading member of Antifa! You were the Crime Minister, the Highway Patrol and the Firearms Instructor! How did you fall to the point where you don’t even make the top 20?

I guess he really has been booted out.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Phil’s threatening a real woman like the fat coward he is. Nevertheless, as he is the man who lost a fight to a potato, I am certain that Chavez could literally beat the shit out of him.
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If someone literally beat the shit out of Philthy, he'd only weigh a couple of pounds when they were done.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
Isn't he currently on a antics duty tour of duty call of duty foodie beauty tour ?

He made a big to-do about it before then went all Chinese on us.

I'm also curious how long before it becomes open season on a antifa in Portland.
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I do recall Phil making some fucktarded claim about "rotating out" of "active Antifa duty" and was now a "reservist" for a period of time, obviously in a retarded effort to save face and continue to lie about being part of Antifa because people were starting to poke holes in his story. He thinks he's clever and actually has people fooled with his "I'm a big, important, scary Antifa SpEd Ops soldier, you guys!" bullshit, but everyone can see its a lie. He tells it just as much as to continue to fool himself as he does to impress other people and try to get them to believe it. This was around the same time that he was gearing down from his big talk of being an important member of Antifa and was ramping up his latest 'I'm a dedicated Maoist!" garbage, and not long after an actual Antifa member acknowledged that they know about Phil, know he's a drooling retard with delusions of grandeur, and confirmed that he isn't actually a member and they merely tolerate his presence on the rare occasion he actually shows up to a demonstration IIRC.

It's all just par for the course for Phil. He's been doing this pathetic poseur shit for years, probably since high school. He finds some group or fandom or class of people that captures his Autistic fancy, begins to fixate on it obsessively, decides that he can impress others by claiming to be part of it, aggressively tries to insert himself into the group, actual members of the group get fed up with his selfishness/obnoxious behavior/acting like he's in control of the group and tell Phil to GTFO, Phil gets BTFO and humiliated and moves on to a new group to start the cycle over again. He did it in his Anime group, did it at Occupy, did it with the troons in Portland the first time he lived there, did it with the troons and Pinko Commie faggots in the Bay Area, did it at that gay Commie book store and coffee shop, and several other groups and places. And now he's done it again with the Portland Antifa, many of whom were already familiar with his toxic reputation from Occupy and the tranzginger community. And as I said before, it's just as much to fool himself into nearly believing it's true and avoid having to admit the truth to himself that he's a pathetic, weak, unimportant nobody with no influence over anything or anyone as it is to convince others that he's an important big shot and badass who has authority and influence. Because if he ever gets to the point where he starts admitting that none of what he claims is true and he's always been a worthless joke living a sad, pathetic, meaningless existence? I think if he ever gets to that point then Phil will actually become suicidal instead of just using suicide threats to get sympathy and manipulate people into giving him what he wants. I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say that. Phil is a coward and terrified of pain and death, which is why he always has to posture and put on these "identity fronts". He's got to do everything he can to keep from admitting the truth to himself.
 
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Old Fart said:
I'm always confused by Phil's intellect. On the one hand, he manages to (re)produce his ideologies du jour somewhat coherently in correct English, something true retards would almost certainly fail at. But the zeal and naivety with which he presents himself... they would be almost endearing if he wasn't such a cunt.
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The thing about ideological babble is even a moron can parrot the Communist Manifesto or some shit they read in Workers World or whatever millennial commies read. If someone can actually deliver an analysis of dialectical materialism or some shit I'd be more impressed, because it actually takes someone intelligent to believe something that stupid.

Any idiot can understand the basic levels of communism. Das Kapital is sort of the graduate tier of that.

So like many other morons, Phil can probably sound at least intelligible when parroting basic bitch shit, but get him into any deeper waters and he sounds like the absolute mongoloid he usually is.
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And now he's done it again with the Portland Antifa, many of whom were already familiar with his toxic reputation from Occupy and the tranzginger community.
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He usually gets the "broken stair" treatment. These groups are often insular and don't want to admit to issues in the community, and Phil is always like the most ridiculous parody the enemies of the group want to portray the entire group as, and they realize what an embarrassment he is.

So you have hilarious moments like when Rainbow Jesus intervened in his "interview" to keep this mammoth retard from embarrassing the group with his unintelligible tard babble, or when the skinny Occupy hippie finally just had it with his shit and kicked his ass, whereupon the racist white man Phil claimed he was beaten up by multiple black guys.

For someone so susceptible to enormous levels of narcissistic injury, Phil sure seeks it out at every opportunity.
 
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The Dude said:
"I'm a big, important, scary Antifa SpEd Ops soldier, you guys!" bullshit, but everyone can see its a lie.
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Well, he IS
big - not in the way he thinks
and he is scary not in the way he thinks

If phil were an ACTUAL commie who wanted to help "the people" and communism, he could just be honest about his tard-ness, and represent that :
I'm too tarded. don't fit into the model of a productive worker in any system. I'm the dead weight of an economy, but I'm just a retard - so I don't really fit into a cost/benefit to society, I'm just an inherent cost to the system

Then you could cue some Sarah McLaughlin music with pictures of Phil,head cocked, looking at some artisan cheese in a shop window
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
If phil were an ACTUAL commie who wanted to help "the people" and communism, he could just be honest about his tard-ness, and represent that :
I'm too tarded. don't fit into the model of a productive worker in any system. I'm the dead weight of an economy, but I'm just a retard - so I don't really fit into a cost/benefit to society, I'm just an inherent cost to the system
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You're implying he's actually smart enough even to grasp the fact he's completely retarded. He is actually too stupid to grasp that he is stupid! Bla bla Dunning-Kruger, you know the drill.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil went protected.
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I'm guessing this has to do with Andy Ngo making an appearance in Portland last night. Phil is probably terrified of that Asian faggot.
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Andy probably reminds Phil of that skinny white college kid who beat Phil's ass at Occupy, so of course he's scared of Ngo.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil went protected.
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I'm guessing this has to do with Andy Ngo making an appearance in Portland last night. Phil is probably terrified of that Asian faggot.
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I don't know if he's that scared - I mean he did see "Andy Ngo" (all chinks look alike to Phil) on a bus once and was about to 'hold him for questioning'
though I'm not sure how he was going to do prisoner transport on a bus.

I wonder if he's riding on the ban-edge with his threats about assaulting people with cameras and whatnot and even the actual ANTIFA guys might be reporting him now - he's not a good look for them
 
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AnOminous said:
The thing about ideological babble is even a moron can parrot the Communist Manifesto or some shit they read in Workers World or whatever millennial commies read. If someone can actually deliver an analysis of dialectical materialism or some shit I'd be more impressed, because it actually takes someone intelligent to believe something that stupid.

Any idiot can understand the basic levels of communism. Das Kapital is sort of the graduate tier of that.

So like many other morons, Phil can probably sound at least intelligible when parroting basic bitch shit, but get him into any deeper waters and he sounds like the absolute mongoloid he usually is.

He usually gets the "broken stair" treatment. These groups are often insular and don't want to admit to issues in the community, and Phil is always like the most ridiculous parody the enemies of the group want to portray the entire group as, and they realize what an embarrassment he is.

So you have hilarious moments like when Rainbow Jesus intervened in his "interview" to keep this mammoth retard from embarrassing the group with his unintelligible tard babble, or when the skinny Occupy hippie finally just had it with his shit and kicked his ass, whereupon the racist white man Phil claimed he was beaten up by multiple black guys.

For someone so susceptible to enormous levels of narcissistic injury, Phil sure seeks it out at every opportunity.
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A long time ago this guy who went by ZyklonB who was a Stalinist grilled Phil on Communism. I think it was 2010 or 2011. He literally knew only the very basics of it. I was a dumb punk rock Titoist back then. We all made fun of him. He barely knew more about Maoism than the Cultural Revolution and Great Leap Forward (which his beloved CCP has outright stated were failures), to this day he barely knows more than just that.

I outright asked him about Material Dialects and he said “I don’t have all the answers”. This was about the time I started questioning Socialism. Thankfully now I’ve abandoned it.
 
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Grand Fucktard said:
I don't know if he's that scared - I mean he did see "Andy Ngo" (all chinks look alike to Phil) on a bus once and was about to 'hold him for questioning'
though I'm not sure how he was going to do prisoner transport on a bus.

I wonder if he's riding on the ban-edge with his threats about assaulting people with cameras and whatnot and even the actual ANTIFA guys might be reporting him now - he's not a good look for them
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Honestly, I'd love to be a fly on the wall if Phil ever decides to try and detain someone. But then again, I find tard antics hilarious.
 
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obliviousbeard said:
Honestly, I'd love to be a fly on the wall if Phil ever decides to try and detain someone. But then again, I find tard antics hilarious.
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It'll never happen. He's just a tard who talks shit and can't back any of it up. If he ever ran into any of those people he's threatened, like anyone from Kiwi Farms or Andy Ngo, he would just shit himself, bounce and squeak, turn around and waddle away in fear.
 
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