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He was lying, though. In reality, he’s scared of his own penis.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Of course he's scared of his own penis; I mean, no matter where he goes, there it is. Like it's following him somehow. Isn't that creepy?
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Phil literally cried when a woman tried to have sex with him. He acts super kinky and has called himself a sex worker but in reality he’s about as sexual as a geriatric Turtle.
I’m sorry to all Turtles.
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Phil is going to hunt Andy Ngo....and probably mistake him for another random Asian guy.
Andy should take Phil's advice and hide in his hovel.
Phil, how can you hunt Andy when you're terrified of meanies online?
Socialism: Retarded man spends all his tard bux at the beginning of the month on shitty tattoos. You really showed us Phil.
Phil misses the days when his troon roommate was just a lazy alcoholic and not a batshit insane junkie.
The corona virus would take one look at Phil's feet and GTFO.
Andy should take Phil's advice and hide in his hovel.
Phil, how can you hunt Andy when you're terrified of meanies online?
Socialism: Retarded man spends all his tard bux at the beginning of the month on shitty tattoos. You really showed us Phil.
Phil misses the days when his troon roommate was just a lazy alcoholic and not a batshit insane junkie.
The corona virus would take one look at Phil's feet and GTFO.
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Maybe the real Coronavirus is Phil.
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There are no access issues for Phil. He just wants to spread the Chinese plague as homage to the Chairman.
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LOL what's Phil going to do to Andy? Pepper spray him from a safe distance and while he's cowering behind a wall of other retards again? Phil ain't gonna do shit because Andy knows who Phil is. Phil is scared of Ngo.
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Maos four pests.
Phils four pizzas.
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I love the way he acts like him being a communist is some sort of victory. Like, “Oh fuck, guys, a retard spent his money on a tattoo that no one will be able to see! It’s all over for the West!”
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I just noticed that it's a tattoo of himself in tard gear. He took that after that other retard got murdered by other antifa people.
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LOL, road flares for solidarity. Something only a turbo tard like Phil would come up with. Likewise getting a tattoo of himself, and getting tattoos in general when he covers himself up like a Muslim woman terrified of getting stoned. Just typical Phil things.
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Phil is probably never in close contact with anyone, but if a corona particle enters his body, the Spike protein is going to think, nope, never gonna fit, not what I signed up for.
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The universe isn't going to allow Phil to catch the ChiCom Coof. With Phil's obesity, terrible diet, absence of personal hygiene, slovenly living conditions, and sedentary lifestyle, he'd be at high risk of dying due to complications if he caught COVID. There's no way the universe would allow Phil's misery to end so quickly. It would be much better to prolong Phil's suffering by keeping him alive and "healthy" to continue on his pathetic, meaningless life, forever a laughingstock, always aware that he will never have the power, strength, influence, authority, or relevance that he desperately wants and believe he deserves. The universe isn't going to let that kind of divine punishment end so soon. Much more fitting for Phil to continue on as a living joke that everyone laughs at, stuck in a life of irrelevance and unimportance that he is powerless to change.
Besides, if YOU were some kind of germ, virus, or other infectious microorganism, would YOU want to enter Phil's body? Aside from the general grodiness, what more damage could you possibly cause compared to what Phil's done to himself all on his own? Remember all that moldy green shit growing on his Shrek feet?
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Despite how massively unhealthy most of these people are, it is worthy of notice that we haven't seen a single lolcow death from COVID this whole "pandemic". (Can you blame Kiwi Farmers for being cynical about the whole thing?) Given that Phil is a master of social distancing, I don't expect him to be the exception to this. He avoids people too much to get the coof or to get his ass beat, he's too cowardly to do anything that would get him imprisoned, and obesity takes a really long time to kill people. He's going to suffer a long life yet unless his fungus kills him.
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Lolcow luck is a thing. Look how many people, albeit usually elderly celebrities, died who were still worthwhile human beings. Look how many pieces of shit got it and shook it off like it was nothing.
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I still think we are the guardian angels of lolcows. E.g. not one single troon cow was raped or murdered under our watch, and John Neumann has been the only one who has joined Club Forty-One, and that's after we lost track of him.
Phil remembers Tiananmen:
This is probably the "Cozca". While in jail she played the suicidal-depression-PTSD card -- yet none of these debilitating mental illnesses stopped her from participating in riots.
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Phil likely wouldn't really go to Puerto Rico.
Family is big there, and last time I was there, it wasn't exactly a leftist place.
Family is big there, and last time I was there, it wasn't exactly a leftist place.
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Ignoring that China would torture and kill Phil for refusing to work and for being so retarded he'd complain about the government looking into everything he does.
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I think it has less to do with lolcow luck, and more to do with many lolcows being loser shut-ins who rarely leave their homes. Case in point: Phil.
I still think we are the guardian angels of lolcows. E.g. not one single troon cow was raped or murdered under our watch, and John Neumann has been the only one who has joined Club Forty-One, and that's after we lost track of him.
Phil remembers Tiananmen:
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This is probably the "Cozca". While in jail she played the suicidal-depression-PTSD card -- yet none of these debilitating mental illnesses stopped her from participating in riots.
It really is no wonder that there are (seemingly) so many idiots in the US who now support some form of Marxism despite history proving time and time again that it will inevitably fail. If they're all as stupid, gullible, and easily duped by propaganda as Phil is, then of course they're doing to fall for Marxist bullshit. Especially if they've never worked for a living and are used to everything given to them for just existing. Fucking lazy NEETs.