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[Carnavoyeur]

Did I just find the source of Jeff the Killer?

 

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More Temu!


I don’t really want to know, but also wish this wasn’t the first item in the ad.


Lazy photoshop/ai. Looks fake and doesn’t give a good idea of what they actually look like.


No.


The chin strap really “sells” this.


This is going to look so weird in person.


I am both horrified and intrigued. That could be really nice for camping or relaxing outside. But if I were any heavier than I am right now I’d not trust it, let alone at 700 pounds!



Another ai bullshit something.


Cat proof? That sound you hear is me mashing the X button so hard my controller broke.


Castor oil abdominal patch? Why?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Castor oil abdominal patch? Why?

Stupid Westerner; it's not just abdominal. It's for the navel.

That's where you put the magical science herbal pill ball.

I bet you feel silly now.

 

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I bet you feel silly now.

Silly should be my middle name. That’s one of the craziest woo things I’ve ever seen. I wonder if my woo-loving friend would fall for it.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Why do ads have to make everything sound so disgusting?

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Silly should be my middle name. That’s one of the craziest woo things I’ve ever seen. I wonder if my woo-loving friend would fall for it.

Accept only silly substitutes?
That could work.

 

[Otterly]

I was looking for a whack a mole toy for the cats and found one but it was the second panel that got me. You have to read it like an ancient Chinese granny chastising your cat.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Random Zalando finds from a while ago

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Displaying them "upright" like this makes them look like freakin' Philadelphia Experiment pants.

 

[Aunt Carol]

From NZ in the 1950s


Rhubarb counting as fruit must be part of an exchange with the tomato lobby.

 

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From NZ in the 1950s
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Rhubarb counting as fruit must be part of an exchange with the tomato lobby.

It’s often used in strawberry rhubarb pie, so probably assumed to be a fruit by most people. Maybe?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Saw this ridiculous-looking thing and wondered if there was an image of someone wearing it.

It was worse than I thought. This is downright retarded.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Saw this ridiculous-looking thing and wondered if there was an image of someone wearing it.
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It was worse than I thought. This is downright retarded.
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Yeah that's a reason I don't turn off ads everywhere. The garments you can't tell how big they are, what tf those even are and how they are supposed to be worn when not displayed on a model, are among the most amusing.

 

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Assorted Temu WTF?


Solid rubber wood? Which is it?


‘T break? Also the dyes on that aren’t going to be good for lady bits.


I’ve seen other brand name stuff on there. Steam Decks, Hoka shoes, Nintendo Switches. I always wonder how and if they’re really legit. I saw the Steam Deck available once via their $0.01 sale. I was tempted, but it seems way too good to be true.


Targeted development. I guess so?



This just made me lol. Suitable for weddings? Might be a fun wedding.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Solid rubber wood? Which is it?

Rubberwood is a real thing (although no guarantees that bench is actually made of rubberwood).

It's made from the same trees they harvest latex sap from, once the tree gets too old. Same idea as eating a hen that's stopped laying.

The "rubber tree" houseplant is a ficus; furniture-making rubber tree is Hevea brasiliensis.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Tumblr ads can be a special sort.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Don't bother me. I'm in the wheelie bin.

 

[Clovis]

Women, wtf? Who buys these shirts? No one, hopefully. Though I can imagine seeing them turn up on non-english speaking thirdworlders.

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Bonus:

This AI dog with a shoe on its tail:

Found in the wild - easter bunny turd toilet paper. Its what our lord and saviour would have wanted.


This bus:

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I wouldn't buy those shirts even as a joke. I feel like trannies are the only ones who would wear them and/or think they're funny.